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Ah, the 'whose the ****** in the pink?' game!?! FWIW, I have to echo the sentiments of some of the people on here. Let's face it, some of us, including myself, consider some of our fanbase (or locals) as uppity gob****es. I do not possess the true facts on this ocassion but going on past incidences and the things I've seen in recent times, I wouldn't be surprised if Saints fans didn't instigate it. Let's face it, a few of our 'fans' who like a bit of 'bovver' were probably itching to have a go a club like Millwall, with their reputation - and let's face it, it doesn't take a lot to get them riled, does it?

LOL, someone on 606 "I am seriously starting to believe that England may lose this Test."

F,u,c,king hell, as literally EVERYONE with the smallest ounce of knowledge on cricket pre-warned, Bell and Bopara ****ting their pants AGAIN at test level and once more proving their complete inability to cope with any pressurised situations. And putting them together in the order? Fu,c,king suicidal.

us - we've had our spiral, now we are all set for an upward trajectory once we have overcome this season and made a few signings to strengthen the squad. Soon, we will be invading the St Mary's pitch for different reasons

"Al Fahim is certainly a man of independent wealth. How wealthy is a matter of conjecture, but all indications are that he has less than £60-£70m. Al Fahim had originally intended to buy the club with co-investors but he was not able to make this happen - the FAPL Fit and Proper Persons Test ensured that any co-investors would need to come forward. It appears that the newly strengthened FAPPT has restricted the funds available to Al Fahim." Whoops, lol... not Mr Billionaire then, LMFAO It does look like Portsmouth are downscaling and realising their own true potential. Well done on signing Bopp btw... that'll bring the rabid locals in LOL

Erm.... who was I jousting with about Bopara about being a Test no 3? LOL Oh, and to have Bell next to him who has the attitude of 'oooh, as long I get more than 1 run, the attention will be diverted away from me' was suicidal. But then again, the England selectors know best....

:-o Having said that, I'd always touted Colly as someone who could possibly keep... :-o

Trott rumoured to be coming in.. and with Broad retaining his place, we're going into the game with effectively 3 bowlers :-o

I thought it was excellent, considering its holiday season and it's on TV?

I lol'd at that too ... lol

lmfao, love the new striker Corp. Have you lot been cloning Djimi Traore?

Thing is, we can actually see the light at the end of the tunnel... they, on the other hand, are fooked... truly fooked. Most amusing thing I find i that our situation is infact, unarguably worse. Third division, minus ten, delayed squad investment because of the protracted takeover... we should be the ones crying into our beer. Yet their situation is perilously, amusingly funny. Buying success on credit, then going pop one year later. I think also think the stoneyfaced denials from Storrie and even their own fans are part of the amusement... Comical Ali-esque, even. LOL

anyone? LOL

Dell Dell Dell Dell Dell

PMSL... Corp's back and still talking absolute drivel. Absolutely brilliant, you lot are absolutely fooked and reading some of the PFC's fans comments make for such entertaining, deluded reading: 'Kranjcar better than Le Tissier' etc (TDD, good find!) - absolutely hilarious! 50,000 crowds etc.... lmfao.... you aren't known as the 'blue few' for nothing... 9k ST's sold.... lmfao.. Storrie admitting publicly your fooked... lmfao, in the words of New Found Glory 'It's all downhill from here' We will all be sure to wave you as we pass you lot, on your descent to your true level.

**** off Stern, you cu---nt. Gregor's had a harder time than you but he doesn't go shouting his mouth off.. you went because they offered more money, simple. You shouldn't have dragged your heels about signing the contract when it was infront of you for about two weeks.

new kit released tomorrow so i would guess you are right...

Lol... I watched that 3rd QPR goal... OMG, I almost cried with laughter with his attempted 'tackles'

All quiet on the fish front, I see!!!! Corpy, Corpy, where are you? Still got your head in the sand? LMFAO

Nice grammar.

Having fun creating my own site at the moment, oh yes. I've done the pages, text, images and I've sliced and diced in photoshop. However... I wish to make my page more... graphically bespoke. Now, I've spent too long trawling YouTube and Google for worthwhile tutorials and somehow, I've drawn a blank. Maybe I am not searching the correct fields however, here is what I wish to achieve. On my option text fields in my design 'home' 'about' 'contact' etc I wish for them to highlight when the cursor scrolls over them. Simply, yet effective. What would be my next step to achieve this? What program and what is the technical term for this? I know I can teach myself this, but just need a nudge in the right direction... Thank yooou

http://www.marketingmagazine.co.uk/news/922442/Portsmouth-FC-signs-shirt-sponsorship-deal-Jobsitecouk/ interesting way of recruiting players, Corpy... maybe this is how you snared Eugene Bopp ahead of the rest of League 2. LOL

Lol, was just about to post the very same link! Haha, we by rights should be the ones getting ridiculed but somehow, PFC amuse US... amd we shouldn't have anything to laugh about it truth. Anyway, when the sh1t hits the fan down there - and it will - i doubt anyone will have any sympathy for them. After all, they bought their 'success' on credit....

Lmfao, I've also noticed on there they just insult eachother... what a pleasant bunch. Amusingly though, they even transfer their accents online 'fack this, fack that' etc.. Someone also mentions that they are 'rabid' ... what a thing to admit :S

How long have they been here? How long has Pardew been here? Not to mention the fact that our pre-season was blighted by the ongoing takeover saga (no-one can be purchased in that time, in all honesty) and then we had a change of manager (change in manager means a change in possible targets, too - which means our shortlist has probably been completely revised) There is money, I'm sure but it's not as simple as 'oi, fancy a game mate?' and the player is signed. Also, just because we now have money doesn't mean that we can go out and grab any player we want. We've got to be methodical and clever, I suspect asking valuations have changed since other clubs we know we now have a billionaire in charge and regardless of his spending motives, all they see is pound signs. We'll do well not being held to ransom. We're probably a few weeks behind everyone else in terms of acquiring personnel which means we may have missed out on some bargains, so Pardew is probably being astute with his identification of players and budget. We'll strengthen, I'm sure. Don't worry.