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Your recall is prob better than mine, so I will settle for a midfielder

Absolutely sure he was a striker.

He was defo a striker.

Start spreading the news, da da dada da he's playing today I want to see him score a goal Rickie, Lambert (pronounced the same as Robert, as in Laurent) 'cos if he can score from there he can score from dum dum, anywhere! it's up to you, Rickie, Lambert... dur dur dur *shamelessly adapted from the old Aston Villa - Dwight Yorke song ??? http://www.nalis.gov.tt/Biography/bio_DwightYorke.html

Neil McCa.... Oh.

I thought he retired because they discovered a heart complaint whilst he was being treated for the neck injury?

Is it worth doing a sweepstake on how many players we've signed by the end of today? Lol, love it.

**** me, the Liebherr boys don't hang around!!!! LMFAO!!!

LOL

Who is Rickie Lambert btw?

I honestly haven't heard anything myself.

Considering we've just spent more than the Skates this summer in transfers... LOL

i second that motion, purdy pur-lease...!

Plus, what if he had helped propel them to Premier League football, then surely he would be inextricably linked to HTFC's bank balance having a couple of extra 0's. Still, it's hypothetical as we've got him (hope he scores against 'em when we play them soon, actually) - but that prat really annoyed me..

Yup and yup again!

Well, he's a forward thinking chap. 'No resale value' What a plank.... think you're missing the point about football, mate....

after watching this vid and the previous ones on this thread, this fella is waaaaaay to good for this level, he's defo got a touch above this station. Delighted to get him.

Just had a text from Rickie, he's told me to tell you he's on his way to Southampton for a medical.

Big lol at Skatesmouth.... Hey, Corpy - we've just spent £1m more than you lot this summer!! LOL

for a big lad, very good feet... not just a battering ram, although will provide some of the bulk we so desperately need.

Yes, that's why its fantasy... a shame for you though, maybe, that it is being entertained as a reality. Big Lolz right back at you, I am afraid - he may not have 'cut it' a few years ago but there is no possible way he can do any worse than dumb and dumber who amassed a total of 16runs between them at Headingley...

Strauss Cook (wish it could be Tresco though ) Carberry (DESERVES A CHANCE) Collingwood (or Trott, possibly) Ramprakash (old score to settle, one last hurrah on his home ground) Prior Flintoff (Possibly Patel if Freds not fit, however, that would leave us with 2 spinners, though Napier or Mascarehnas explosivity is an option JUST FOR ONE GAME :-s) Broad (Worryingly, I haven't selected him for his bowling :-o) Swann Onions Sidebottom (He has fire in his belly... give him his long awaited, deserved chance)

Time for an overhaul! If you had the opportunity to pick from any of the available (ahum, I did bend the rules a little bit here) of the eligible England players in the county game today, who would you pick? As you know, I don't need to tell you, for England this is a **** or bust game - absolute **** or bust. We have to win... but gah, it's hard as an armchair selector to try and find a balanced side! Anyway, I'd be very interested to see what other people come up with out of this small pool of players... Possibles Pool of players (feel free to add other suggestions) Opening Batsmen Strauss Cook Denly Key Moore Newman Horton Carberry Trescothick Middle Order Hildreth Trott Bell Bopara Sales Morgan Shah Joyce Cobb Collingwood Ramprakash Troughton Wagh Wicketkeepers Prior Foster Mustard Ambrose S Davies Jones Read All Rounders Flintoff Napier Patel Clarke Mascarehnas Wright Broad (put into this category as he actually appears more useful with the willow) Rashid Blackwell Allenby Bresnan Yardy Trego Darymple Bowlers Swann Panesar Anderson Harmison Plunkett Onions Tremlett Hoggard Mahmood Sidebottom Davies Woakes On a personal level, the problem I am having is not so much the batting lineup or order, but our bowling team... We've really, really got to go out all guns blazing for this one and to be honest, I'd rather we **** up REALLY GOING FOR IT as opposed to defending and blocking our way to an embarassing draw or defeat.

TBF, Southampton is a largely scummy city with a high population of chavs, knuckle-draggers and lowlifes, so i'm not too surprised

Can't imagine the Millwall 'mob' would come along with women in toe... quite possibly a justified rant by a group of scarfers after being set upon by our own feral 'yoof' ???