Crab Lungs

I think, thankfully, we're going to see a bit of a ****ed up Top 4 this year - maybe even with City and Spurs entering the fray.... at least if they do, it freshens it up a bit..

Haha, thanks.. looks like it's popular enough to warrant a second page, possibly tonights entertainment Cheers Stu, that would be good... might rip a few more pages tonight and do something with them.

I'm sure their existing season ticket holders will be delighted they paid over the odds LMFAO what a mess

Better squads THIS SEASON, I think he means... anyway, you could always point to the fact that Benitez squandered alot of cash on substandard rubbish.

Papa Waigo you're so brown...

a well played devil's advocate stroke, Sir, I doff my hat to you! Hoorah!

Hmmm, one has to wonder what if that throw in led to an opposition goal? It's not a big deal in my opinion as he done far far more good than he did bad, but I'd still rather not have known. Ah well, still a legend - and, I've said this about Let Tiss before: you're forgiven Matt, but not forgotten

We might end up with our fans having a relationship like the one we did with Wright-Phillips (in the early days, pre-thievery), where his personality and enthusiasm outweigh his talent, yet he remains popular. However, lets wait to see him in action, eh? Waigo can't be that bad if he's at Fiorentina and plays for his national side.

http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=181488 Gonna struggle creating a 'seige mentality' if they can't fill their little ground, lol...

You are spot on there... and yet the Pompey fans think their club needs him and sympathsise with him!!! Unreal...

Doo doo doo doo, Papa Waigo, doo doo doo doo Papa Waigo... It works!

I want them to dish out my Papa Waigo song :-(

Ah, I disagree! My technique would be to put in before going to bed then in the morning it is perfectly sculpted into the fashionable mess that I wished for it to be.

Fructis Surf Hair for longer hairs and that 'bed' look

I honestly think I would **** my pants if I heard the Waigo and Wotton songs on saturday over the radio :smt041

Why not? LMFAO Anyway, great minds and all that....

Papa Waigo you're so brown...

Cheers Joe... saw the site, saw the opportunity... took an hour or so but was worth the trouble as long as it gets a few laughs!

Come to think of it, I just need a host. The rest I can do myself...

If anyone contacts me who can do this, I will write the whole 'mock site' content, no problem. Seriously, there is so much ammunition flying around... Did anyone notice the badge with a horseshoe and lucky heather? Just wondered... lol

Thanks... now I want to see it all over Facebook as a viral

Look slightly above your post for the full version, lmao...

Lol, I'm glad to see pedantry is still alive and well on TSW. Seriously though, if I heard that being sung when I'm listening way over here in Marbella on Saturday (if he plays!), I would cry with laughter. Just for the first line...

Haha, well, quiet afternoon after work! Used to love BS and as you said, The Ugly before it got all political. Was gonna start up my own league football fanzine a couple of years ago with 'The9' on here but time and effort dictated otherwise. Ah well, one day, one day...!

Well that's that sorted then. When I come back to Southampton I'm going to give it a go. (Not sure about the first line though, lol)