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''Assault by beating'' ****ing hell, a slap.... Typical young 'uns today... alright dishing it out but can't take any back.

This is something you'll see alot of once Google Wave is opened up to the public... I lol'd

Sorry, sorry, yes... thank you Spudgun for clarification. Yeah... I'm looking for someone willing enough to get a picture of themselves, Morgan and Papa doing this: http://www.waynesworld.com Bit of an odd request, but as soon as I get enough time to give a reasoned explanation, I will :-)

Couldn't get into the demo however I look forward so much to the 'add leagues' in competition editor. I think I am correct in saying that you can play right down to level 24 of the English football pyramid should you wish to - OK, that will mean you won't have many real players unless you retain the whole database but how could it would be playing as Romsey, Totton etc... :-o

Is there anyone on here going along on Thursday? I need to ask a BIIIIIIIIIIIG favour.....:D:D:D:D:D:D

Lazy journalism IMO - only made the top 10 because it was a recent admission.

What a fantastic bunch of fans they are.

Just thought I'd pop by and say 2,371 to Corp. LMFAO

I agree with SaintBobby above on 'Lizzie' - though it a MAHOOSIVE improvement on Jacqui Oatley, who was ****ing terrible. But the show is general is very good - considering they have 72 clubs to wittle through where to Premier League only has 10-14 on average, they do it well. It's also worth taking into account just how bad ITV's coverage was... if you can't remember, I suggest you watch some of it back....

It's the same all the time though, TDD. I am going to try and concentrate my efforts on the fact we won a today but the watching Forest reminded me of constantly posting OVER AND OVER AND OVER again defending Davies ability as a manager and rebuffing the 'certaintity' that he was a long-ball merchant. I think Ince is an 'assembler' - like Keane, Blackwell etc. No real coaching ability but have sides that always do well due to the quality of the players in that team. That is, of course, only IMO. I mean, look at Keane. He's not gone mad at Ipswich with the money and he's being found out, BIG TIME. Haha on the flipside though... I cannot stand Ince and think that L1 is probably his level. He's assembled a great team, but he's from the same managerial school of Shearer, Keane etc.... Having said that, he does have a better record than any of the above so I will reserve any further judgement. Can't knock his MK Don's side so far though... :-o

Hmmm, you won't find a specialist gaming laptop for less than a grand. If you mean you want to play games that aren't solely based around graphics like Company Of Heroes, Sims, FM etc I'd suggest a high spec processor and at least 4GB ram, with a decent video card too. Would probably be able to knock something together on the Dell site for around 800 quid... and there is plenty of Dell discount codes online around to bring it down a bit further.

Mr Brightside, so uplifting for such a sad song

Couldn't find any thread on this and didn't want to start a new one so thought I would post my grievance here - seemed the most apt. I would love to know who the morons were who said Billy Davies teams play nothing but rubbish... Just reminded of what a good manager he is by watching Forest v Toon at the moment, his team are playing some cracking stuff - like his team at Preston did. Derby played to their strengths, and to have a manager recognise and adapt to the players at his disposal is a quality, not a strength. Regardless.... I just wanted to vent that...

Um, successfully advising experts on sports purchases for a long duration of his career should count for something....

Lolz.... Gotta be some more we've seen over the past few years....

Also featured - an interview with Kevin Davis, Kelvin Davies and Paul Wooton.

It's very sad and for a fleeting moment in my life, I was concerned. But... what is it with people who feel the need to be the first or be seen professing their condolences about someone they've never given a ****e about, never known and are likely to forget in the next thirty minutes when they tuck into their roast dinners? Facebook already has about fifty groups of people scrambling to write the most heartfelt obituaries but I'd put money on them just switching their PC's off when they're done and forgetting all about it. I don't know if I'm in the minority, but what is it with over-the-top outcry of public grief from people? It looks like a bloody competition half the time.... Regardless, RIP Steven.

Oh, and you've never got anything wrong? :smt100 Anyway Corpy, I would LOVE for you to prove how you were 'correct' about our little attendance spat. Please tell me, have we been in a lower division than you in the past four years? Yes we have. Have we had a larger attendances than you? Yes we have. Predominantly, did Saints have higher attendances than you lot for the past, say, thirty years? Yes we did. Your percentages crap means absolutely nothing, and you know it. You could easily apply your ridiculous theory to a club with a 10 person capacity stadium. They might get 9 people there to watch them a week, obviously meaning 90% of their capacity. A club with a 70,000 seater might only get 7,000, meaning only 10% of the capacity... in your warped perception of events, the club with the smaller ground and attendance is bigger than then one who actually receives 6,991 more fans. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...... So please, please, please revise your theory or... actually, don't. I enjoy watching you wriggle and squirm.

Great signing, better than Saganowski IMO... and more importantly, a better attitude. Perfect foil for Lambo. Just Moritz Volz to go and my Saints 11 will be complete

Er... it does! Boom boom boom let me hear you say Papa - WAIGO Like so! Anyway, lol'ing at the Iko Iko song posted.... 'my grandma and you're grandma sitting by the fire' etc lol

That is awesome. lmfao

Papa Waigo you're so brown (LMFAO) It doesn't matter if we're one nil down or however many we're behind If you score just one more time But Papa if you cannot find the net Maybe you can make an assist Lay the ball off to big Lambo And send the Saints fans into bliss Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Papa WAIGO! x4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUr8XNbROmQ About 1:30 in lmfao Just for the highlighted sentence PLEASE!

The Boom Boom Boom version I wrote is quite possibly the best terrace chant wrote this decade. Especially for the first line of the verse.

I could have told anyone for free that Perry is rubbish, Thomas limited and Gillett woefully short of confidence. OK, didn't go but I've seen enough of these players to form a pretty balanced opinon, and from the reports on here I'm pretty much on the money. Not a great fan of Gillett but would imagine he is unfancied under Pardew and therefore pretty low. Irrespective, like The9 said, can't help but think the game was setting him up for a bit of a fall. Anyway, it's clear to say we've probably only got about max 14 players who can play consistently to the standard of L1 (or Champ) and the rest are duffers.