Crab Lungs

Bouazza, Blackpool? Fookin' hell, if he'd sign for them, he'd have signed for us, maybe?

Well, isn't this pant-wettingly exciting? Dichio at SMS apparently (606)

Missed a trick here: ARRON DAVIES SIGNS FOR BRIGHTON

ex-Scunny? Horsfield?

Mike Williamson is an excellent centre half... 3m is alot, but I'm sure he will prove his worth.

Not Johnnie, Simeon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akmal_Rizal_Ahmad_Rakhli

"Akmal Rizal Ahmad Rakhli" That's the next one on there.

BBC so far: Junior Agogo, Daniel Dichio, Ade Akinbiyi, Hal-Robson Kanu, Jody Morris and a return for JERMAINE WRIGHT http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F14629499?thread=6893404&skip=1950&show=50 Sources: longlunchbox and couple of others..???

Metsu.....They actually ran a story in The Echo about it, with a picture of him receiving some hawaiian type flower arrangement.... good times

Marek Saganowski shows his true motives. At least Schneiderlin, if he moves, he moves for footballing reasons.

Danny Dichio to Saints?? :-S

Wow, if thats true then it ain't all bad. Shorey is a terrible signing though.... so fecking bad.

I lol'd.

I would love Bournemouth to implode more than Portsmouth in some respects. Odious little club supported by trainspotters and chavs.

Corps spin will be: Boateng represents good value because he is tipped in a future German international and just lost his way at Spurs. Kranjcar hasn't been the same since (insert timeframe here) and has head his head turned. He's no better than Richard Hughes. David James is a good shot stopper, but... (insert poor reason in here) and represents value because he is almost 40.

So, 4m for Kevin Prince Boateng. 4m for Kranjcar and James combined. LMFAO!!!! This just gets better and better and better....

'just caught him' ???!?!?!??!? Looked completely pre-meditated to me... Witsel jumps in the fu cking air!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCwMPu1mTA&feature=related What a cu nt that bloke is.

My hopeful window acquisitions: In Two from Rahdi Jaidi, Jonathan Fortune, Matt Lockwood and Sam Sodje (all free) One from Carl Hoefkens or Moritz Volz (all free) David Noble, Arron Davies AND Matt Holland (only Davies contracted) Two from Simeon Jackson, David Connolly and Andy Bishop (Connolly on a free) Out Marek Saganowski -I think Saga's done his beans with us, so him, defo. Paul Wotton - To free up wages, Anthony Pulis - for obvious reasons! Oliver Lancashire - so he can rebuild his career in a less pressurised situaiton Tommy Forecast - so he can continue his 'good form' at Grimsby Lee Molyneaux - for just being depressingly bad. Not only does the release or sale of these players free up our wage budget, but they also take with them their ingrained losing mentality which will benefit ourselves and eventually them when they transfer to a new club and all the typical optimism that normally goes with it. So, out of all that lot, only Davies, Jackson and Bishop would command fees. How much would all of they cost though??? Any estimates? I look at the free agent players I've mentioned above and just wonder why we can't offer them a good enough deal? :-(

Wow, didn't realise there was so many other people irritated by Liverpool and Benitez. Y'know, I used to love the European fixtures at Anfield, there was some cracking games. However, over the past three or four years of Benitez' tenure I've grown to dislike them as a club on pretty much every level. Their fans, their players, their manager. And I do agree with what someone says above... Liverpool's squad outside their starting 11 is quite frankly, rotten. Spurs and City should overtake them this year and deservedly so. It's about time Benitez is shown up for the moron he is. I'm now actually beginning to think it was Gerard Houllier's team who won the Champions League in 05, not Benitez'. Just looking back to yesterday I was looking at other clubs squads who are considered weaker than Liverpool's and was amazed at how many clubs had more depth and had spent much, much less...

Thank you. If Carlsberg done ropey takeovers...

lmfao, we're in L1, rooted to the bottom and I still find their situation far, far, far more amusing and perilous than our own. Attendance, 17,800 lmfao... Distin saying he'd stay, the fecks off 2 days later, lmfao... getting the only arab in the middle east without any money... lmfao.... storrie squirming and constantly denying any involvement in their plight... lmfao.. trialling to 2 L2 players rejected by their own clubs... lmfao... buying the only striker in france who barely scores more than 4 a season... lmfao... panic signings before the window closes... lmfao... paul hart as manager... lmfao... selling all their best players... lmfao... gaydamak screwing them... lmfao.... storrie screwing them... lmfao... redknapp screwing them... lmfao... their own players slagging them off... lmfao.... kalinic debacle... lmfao.... having to train on a soton uni pitch cos they don't have their own training ground... lmfao.... their gullible fans believing they would build a new stadium for the past 20 years... lmfao.... my God, they truly are a continuous laughing stock.

Yeah, I know, I listed it above.. .and was gutted when I saw him join the Bees! Anyway, I forgot someone I've always rated but has only just moved ... plays for Chesterfield now... Ian Breckin... solid centre half.

They are so ****ing rubbish now I actually enjoy watching them.