Crab Lungs

I would love Bournemouth to implode more than Portsmouth in some respects. Odious little club supported by trainspotters and chavs.

Corps spin will be: Boateng represents good value because he is tipped in a future German international and just lost his way at Spurs. Kranjcar hasn't been the same since (insert timeframe here) and has head his head turned. He's no better than Richard Hughes. David James is a good shot stopper, but... (insert poor reason in here) and represents value because he is almost 40.

So, 4m for Kevin Prince Boateng. 4m for Kranjcar and James combined. LMFAO!!!! This just gets better and better and better....

'just caught him' ???!?!?!??!? Looked completely pre-meditated to me... Witsel jumps in the fu cking air!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCwMPu1mTA&feature=related What a cu nt that bloke is.

My hopeful window acquisitions: In Two from Rahdi Jaidi, Jonathan Fortune, Matt Lockwood and Sam Sodje (all free) One from Carl Hoefkens or Moritz Volz (all free) David Noble, Arron Davies AND Matt Holland (only Davies contracted) Two from Simeon Jackson, David Connolly and Andy Bishop (Connolly on a free) Out Marek Saganowski -I think Saga's done his beans with us, so him, defo. Paul Wotton - To free up wages, Anthony Pulis - for obvious reasons! Oliver Lancashire - so he can rebuild his career in a less pressurised situaiton Tommy Forecast - so he can continue his 'good form' at Grimsby Lee Molyneaux - for just being depressingly bad. Not only does the release or sale of these players free up our wage budget, but they also take with them their ingrained losing mentality which will benefit ourselves and eventually them when they transfer to a new club and all the typical optimism that normally goes with it. So, out of all that lot, only Davies, Jackson and Bishop would command fees. How much would all of they cost though??? Any estimates? I look at the free agent players I've mentioned above and just wonder why we can't offer them a good enough deal? :-(

Wow, didn't realise there was so many other people irritated by Liverpool and Benitez. Y'know, I used to love the European fixtures at Anfield, there was some cracking games. However, over the past three or four years of Benitez' tenure I've grown to dislike them as a club on pretty much every level. Their fans, their players, their manager. And I do agree with what someone says above... Liverpool's squad outside their starting 11 is quite frankly, rotten. Spurs and City should overtake them this year and deservedly so. It's about time Benitez is shown up for the moron he is. I'm now actually beginning to think it was Gerard Houllier's team who won the Champions League in 05, not Benitez'. Just looking back to yesterday I was looking at other clubs squads who are considered weaker than Liverpool's and was amazed at how many clubs had more depth and had spent much, much less...

Thank you. If Carlsberg done ropey takeovers...

lmfao, we're in L1, rooted to the bottom and I still find their situation far, far, far more amusing and perilous than our own. Attendance, 17,800 lmfao... Distin saying he'd stay, the fecks off 2 days later, lmfao... getting the only arab in the middle east without any money... lmfao.... storrie squirming and constantly denying any involvement in their plight... lmfao.. trialling to 2 L2 players rejected by their own clubs... lmfao... buying the only striker in france who barely scores more than 4 a season... lmfao... panic signings before the window closes... lmfao... paul hart as manager... lmfao... selling all their best players... lmfao... gaydamak screwing them... lmfao.... storrie screwing them... lmfao... redknapp screwing them... lmfao... their own players slagging them off... lmfao.... kalinic debacle... lmfao.... having to train on a soton uni pitch cos they don't have their own training ground... lmfao.... their gullible fans believing they would build a new stadium for the past 20 years... lmfao.... my God, they truly are a continuous laughing stock.

Yeah, I know, I listed it above.. .and was gutted when I saw him join the Bees! Anyway, I forgot someone I've always rated but has only just moved ... plays for Chesterfield now... Ian Breckin... solid centre half.

They are so ****ing rubbish now I actually enjoy watching them.

spot on....

What I cannot fathom is why Pompey fans have fallen for his lies? Every opportunity now he's bleating about everyone elses actions, saying that he was an innocent party and didn't know what was going on... A CEO, who had no idea what was going on... ha, yeah.... complete ******** - Storrie was and is as much to blame as anyone else for the 'fallout'...

One of the best posts ever. I thoroughly concur.

It's simple really, and most people can see it ... you certainly can.... A bit of pace and purpose (like Campbell-Ryce, like Mifsud) would make a MASSIVE difference. Steve Kabba would be an excellent foil for Lambo as well...

Yes please! One of my alltime favourite Prem players Anyway, I made a list of wingers and strikers on earlier threads who would definitely have improved upon the squad but now I've been the free transfers list on the PFA site, I've listed a few more players that I think CDAJFU. The players in italics are currently with a club, the others are listed as free agents... Er, no: Jermaine Wright Eugene Bopp Moses Ashikodi Vincent Pericard Hopeful Punts: George Abbey, RB James Sinclair, RB Ahmet Brkovic, AM Danny Granville, LB Richard Jackson, RB Rudolphe Douala, RW Fabio Ferreira, RW Mark Hudson, CM Diego Leon, AM Andy Welsh, LW, Yeovil Danny Spiller, CM Claus Jorgensen, AM Peter Holmes, LW John Akinde, ST, Bristol City Simon Dawkins, ST, Seb Carole, RW Ricardo Fernandes, AM Tony Stokes, AM Amaury Bischoff, AM Guillaume Beuzelin, CM, Albert Adomah, RW, Barnet Adam Le Fondre, ST, Rochdale Tom Craddock, ST, Luton Donovan Simmonds, ST Wayne Gray, ST Improvements and Realistic: Raidi Jadhi, CB Brian Wilson, RB Dennis Lawrence, CB Marciano Van Homoet, RB Jonathan Fortune, CB Matt Holland, CM Matt Lockwood, CB Julian Gray, LM David Noble, AM Yoann Folly, DM, Plymouth Arron Davies, RW, Nottm Forest Matt Phillips, RW, Wycombe Darren Currie, LW, Chesterfield David Martin, LW, Millwall Andy Bishop, ST, Bury Ambitious: Nathan Tyson, ST, Nottm Forest Carl Hoefkens, RB Moritz Volz, RB Sam Sodje, CB David Connolly, ST Max Gradel, Leicester, RW Gary Roberts, Huddersfield, RW Leon McKenzie, Coventry, ST Simeon Jackson, Gillingham, ST Jamal Campbell-Ryce, LW, Barnsley Danny Webber, ST Shut the **** up, Crab Lungs, toooooo unrealistic: Danny Mills, LB Ricardo Rocha, CB Ivan Campo, DM Noe Pamarot, CB Michael Ball, LB Andy Van Der Meyde, WG Henri Camara, ST Zheng Zhi, AM Dietmar Hamann, DM Andy Robinson, RW, Leeds Jermain Beckford, ST, Leeds Michael Mifsud, ST Gary Hooper, ST, S****horpe Antoine Sibierski, ST Darren Huckerby, ST, San Jose Earthquakes Recent Movers (but would have been on my shortlist): Simon Whaley, AM, Norwich Steve Kabba, ST, Brentford Cleveland Taylor, RW, Brentford Jason Puncheon, LW, MK Dons Jimmy Smith, RW, Leyton Orient Graeme Lee, CB, Notts County

I thought Tevez and Adebayor played for the Skates? Corp said they'd signed? :-S

I am, after all, a very willing and hospitable host.

Yah, that'd be nice, please

You'll have to forgive me about not being optimistic but SCC has failed to deliver on almost every single project in the last few years since West Quay. Draw it, present it to the Echo and then scrap it ... over and over and over again... Still at least we probably have the largest concentration of young professional's flats in the UK - that's definitely a flagship tourist attraction.

Oh ****ing hell.... The SCC.... they're more than likely say 'nah, give it to Portsmouth!' and we'll host some obscure garden show instead. Not before they've spunked a few hundred thousand on some architects drawings and sent it off to The Echo as their latest 'vision of the future'

Niiiiiiice.... I am big 'botfly' fan myself.

Portsmouth and Southampton waaaaaaaay too close to London. It'll be Bristol I'd imagine. How many venues will be nominated anyway...? And what cities and stadiums do YOU think will be involved???

Does anyone else simply just not like them? They're jumped up and minutes-silence-for everything fans, they're stupidity in blindly backing Benitez over everything, despite Benitez proving himself completely incapable of building a title winning squad? I have always disliked Benitez and his absolute idiocy in the Xabi Alonso affair was staggering. Never been a big Steven Gerrard fan either so whilst he was trying to offload Alonso last year I was pleading with him to sell 'Roy-of-the-rovers' Gerrard instead. Gerrard.... I bet I'd be in a minority if I asked whether anyone else think he is overrated? Hope I'm not the only one who regarded Xabi as the best and most crucial player in the Liverpool squad and enjoyed watching him play more than anyone else in that now-stagnant Liverpool side... and a part of me hopes they seriously **** up this season and get rid of Benitez for good. I understand they'll probably be a few Liverpool sympathisers on here so I'd be interested to hear your point of view as to what you think about Gerrard, Benitez and Alonso...