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Ohhhh man, that'd be awesome to have Symonds!!! Anyway, looks like our ambitious selection team are dropping Bopara for Trott HOWEVER keeping faith with the gutless, spineless Ian Bell... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/england/8201312.stm

Spot on.

Yes, of course something big will happen Corp, I believe you. You've delivered upon every rumoured signing, ground expansion and takeover proposal in nothing but truth. All the indications are that the Dr will step aside and another billionaire will take his place. Yes, of course that's what will happen. You only sold £80m of talent for a laugh, right? You only trialled two teams of League 2 players for a laugh, right? Secretly, you've got Riquelme, Aimar, Raul, Shevchenko, Totti et al hiding away, just off the needles ready to swoop in once the takeover's completed. LMFAO, squirm squirm squirm...

Haha, the fans are euphoric, love that quote.

Oh man, enough to give anyone a lazy. Apart from when someone mentioned Clare Tomlinson. AND ANDY STEGGALL!

LOL... That made for some quality reading.... It keeps getting better

Download FMRTE and you can add it on the in-game editor.

Who was the homo who played for Donnie? ;-)

lmfao lmfao.... Where is Corpy? lmfao....

lmfao you can't make that **** up... so ****ing funny i almost fell off my chair. they are so fooked.

to be fair, you weren't that bad at all, just jesting. However... the Charlton fans.... well, I've always thought they were deluded caaaants, this just reaffirms my beliefs...

Lol.

Portsmouth home. And I'd have a wager we'd beat them. **** me, that'd be lovely... compounding their miserable existence even more... ohhh man, the thought of it gives me a lazy.

I'm just glad we've sent some of our best representatives over there to conduct a polite and informal discussion. (Having said that, Charlton fans are right up there with the biggest knobbers in football from my experiences...)

were they exchanging cone arrangement tips?

Hi all... It's that time again where I seek your answers and help! Basically, I am looking for an unlocked iPhone 3GS.... brand new, and if possible, to be delivered to me by friday.... does anyone know of any places online or that I could contact where this possible? Been searching and found a couple of places but they were out of stock. Memory or colour spec isn't important, all that matters is that it's the phone thats wanted and price isn't an issue. Well, the cheaper the better, obviously, but I am aware these things could set me back a few bob or two. So, I must now call on your collective knowledge for help! Thanks all Ben

woah, guys.... just read this back... thanks for all your help! spot on....

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absolutely spot on!

Oh Corpy pooooo's!?!? Where are you!?!?!?

Yup.

Lmfao Resident 'expert' Skate reassuring them we are firmly in the same boat as them. What a fu.c.k.ing plank

They will get what they deserve. In fact, it's already unravelling! I have to say though, they have some of the most stupid fans in the world, ever.

Lambert. Every single time, and we'll all soon see why.

Blimey... better ratio than Ian Ormondroyd though?