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Erm.... who was I jousting with about Bopara about being a Test no 3? LOL Oh, and to have Bell next to him who has the attitude of 'oooh, as long I get more than 1 run, the attention will be diverted away from me' was suicidal. But then again, the England selectors know best....

:-o Having said that, I'd always touted Colly as someone who could possibly keep... :-o

Trott rumoured to be coming in.. and with Broad retaining his place, we're going into the game with effectively 3 bowlers :-o

I thought it was excellent, considering its holiday season and it's on TV?

I lol'd at that too ... lol

lmfao, love the new striker Corp. Have you lot been cloning Djimi Traore?

Thing is, we can actually see the light at the end of the tunnel... they, on the other hand, are fooked... truly fooked. Most amusing thing I find i that our situation is infact, unarguably worse. Third division, minus ten, delayed squad investment because of the protracted takeover... we should be the ones crying into our beer. Yet their situation is perilously, amusingly funny. Buying success on credit, then going pop one year later. I think also think the stoneyfaced denials from Storrie and even their own fans are part of the amusement... Comical Ali-esque, even. LOL

anyone? LOL

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PMSL... Corp's back and still talking absolute drivel. Absolutely brilliant, you lot are absolutely fooked and reading some of the PFC's fans comments make for such entertaining, deluded reading: 'Kranjcar better than Le Tissier' etc (TDD, good find!) - absolutely hilarious! 50,000 crowds etc.... lmfao.... you aren't known as the 'blue few' for nothing... 9k ST's sold.... lmfao.. Storrie admitting publicly your fooked... lmfao, in the words of New Found Glory 'It's all downhill from here' We will all be sure to wave you as we pass you lot, on your descent to your true level.

**** off Stern, you cu---nt. Gregor's had a harder time than you but he doesn't go shouting his mouth off.. you went because they offered more money, simple. You shouldn't have dragged your heels about signing the contract when it was infront of you for about two weeks.

new kit released tomorrow so i would guess you are right...

Lol... I watched that 3rd QPR goal... OMG, I almost cried with laughter with his attempted 'tackles'

All quiet on the fish front, I see!!!! Corpy, Corpy, where are you? Still got your head in the sand? LMFAO

Nice grammar.

Having fun creating my own site at the moment, oh yes. I've done the pages, text, images and I've sliced and diced in photoshop. However... I wish to make my page more... graphically bespoke. Now, I've spent too long trawling YouTube and Google for worthwhile tutorials and somehow, I've drawn a blank. Maybe I am not searching the correct fields however, here is what I wish to achieve. On my option text fields in my design 'home' 'about' 'contact' etc I wish for them to highlight when the cursor scrolls over them. Simply, yet effective. What would be my next step to achieve this? What program and what is the technical term for this? I know I can teach myself this, but just need a nudge in the right direction... Thank yooou

http://www.marketingmagazine.co.uk/news/922442/Portsmouth-FC-signs-shirt-sponsorship-deal-Jobsitecouk/ interesting way of recruiting players, Corpy... maybe this is how you snared Eugene Bopp ahead of the rest of League 2. LOL

Lol, was just about to post the very same link! Haha, we by rights should be the ones getting ridiculed but somehow, PFC amuse US... amd we shouldn't have anything to laugh about it truth. Anyway, when the sh1t hits the fan down there - and it will - i doubt anyone will have any sympathy for them. After all, they bought their 'success' on credit....

Lmfao, I've also noticed on there they just insult eachother... what a pleasant bunch. Amusingly though, they even transfer their accents online 'fack this, fack that' etc.. Someone also mentions that they are 'rabid' ... what a thing to admit :S

How long have they been here? How long has Pardew been here? Not to mention the fact that our pre-season was blighted by the ongoing takeover saga (no-one can be purchased in that time, in all honesty) and then we had a change of manager (change in manager means a change in possible targets, too - which means our shortlist has probably been completely revised) There is money, I'm sure but it's not as simple as 'oi, fancy a game mate?' and the player is signed. Also, just because we now have money doesn't mean that we can go out and grab any player we want. We've got to be methodical and clever, I suspect asking valuations have changed since other clubs we know we now have a billionaire in charge and regardless of his spending motives, all they see is pound signs. We'll do well not being held to ransom. We're probably a few weeks behind everyone else in terms of acquiring personnel which means we may have missed out on some bargains, so Pardew is probably being astute with his identification of players and budget. We'll strengthen, I'm sure. Don't worry.

Lol, buffoonery of the highest order - who did they get to do the demolition? The chuckle brothers? Can't believe they actually were permitted to do a demolition job so close to a residential area

If I could 'like this' facebook-stylee, I would. I am assuming you've seen Stephen Fry on America. If not, get the DVD's. Major likes. The blokes brilliant. An educated, compassionate, intellectually enriching view on the America we don't often see and Fry is maginficent. As always! He's defo one person (along with Brian Blessed) who I would inivite to my 'fantasy dinnerparty' - imagine the anecdotes! I would'nt mind if he showed up as General Melchett though, that would be amusing. Nayyyyyyy

Ties in with the American's lust for the franchise theme, I suppose...

That was feckin' awesome, then again, anything directly influenced from the genius Stephen Fry himself normally is. Thoroughly enjoyed reading that.

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