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Crab Lungs

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  1. Lmfao, that was me. Racist? Good one pal. Good one. #generationsnowflake #generationiwanttobeoffended
  2. This has been coming. We've spawned two lucky wins this year but we've been abject in almost every game this season. Flat track bullying a poor Pompey side has almost enabled this sorry, pathetic charade. The culmination of so many problems, so many poor investments, constant squad imbalance and managerial changes, on and off the field lethargy has come to this. No one person can shoulder all the blame but it's only right its distributed fairly and squarely - but where the hell do we begin? Firstly, Kat and Gao - a disinterested heiress of millions who sold us down the river to a potless, self-interested chinaman who has not once demonstrated to the fans what his intentions are. Not once. The team; a gutless, spineless bunch of wimps full of empty, vacuous platitudes in alignment with the clubs marketing, almost mirroring the off the field rubbish with their performances on it. We have about 3-4 absolute 'ghost' players; they never, not once, solidly impact in a game or a run of games yet continuously get entrusted with wearing our beloved shirt. Our captain, PEH. One of our many 'ghost' players; a fist-pumping, ardent clapping non-entity of a footballer (I use that term in it's loosest sense) who alongside an alleged local homegrown hero, JWP, has failed to dominate any midfield this season. I feel for Romeu, battling the tide with these two aboslute losers chuffing around beside him. Them two alone are the epitome of what we've become - an empty, pointless, soulless vessel drifting into oblivion. Ralph - it's like he's had some form of head trauma and is now making bizarre decisions on a consistent basis, despite the obvious fragilities. He's got an excellent pedigree and last season proved what he could do, extracting some incredibly exciting performances from a very lightweight and poor squad. Since Rohl's went, it's like he's been either trying to prove a point or has gone completely mad with some of his decision-making. Why? Recruitment - Reed and Wilson previously but what about the constants at the club - the dozens of nerds in tracksuits on their Apple Mac's advising that signing the likes of Hoedt, Vestergaard, Gunn, et al is actually a good idea? Millions of pounds invested by a bunch of faceless dweebs with no accountability when it comes to spunking your season ticket money on 4 minute Youtube videos of glossy dross. The fans. Aside from the delusional pocket of optimists who think we've got a good squad and that we could be 'the best of the rest' every season, we've allowed this to happen. We've meekly surrendered over the past few seasons, accepting the steady, painful disintergration of our squad from top six to top ten, to mediocrity and then finally, to this - our lowest ebb. Those behind the scenes - do you seriously expect us to believe that you are acting in the best interests of this club? Are you ethical and honest? Nope, I don't think so. Look at our main club sponsor. They barely even exist. I hate to use the word 'cancerous' but this is what it's become. What's the solution with so many problems? Being relegated to the Championship won't help us 'clear the deadwood'. It goes so much deeper than that. We can't sustain the turgid rubbish we've got on our books or sell them on, even with the finances and spotlight of the Premier League - imagine how hard it'll be a division below. We would lose anyone half decent and be left with the runts of the litter, the outcasts we can't shift on. If you think this is a mess, I'm going to hazard a guess that'll be worse. Apart from maybe Ralph and a select band of honest pro's who will be hurting today like the fans, the rest of the above should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves; ruinous with utter contempt they've shown this clubs fans. You don't get pumped 9-0 at home as a one-off. This has been a continuous, painful slide into the abyss over time.
  3. That is awful, that cannot be composed by a journalist, surely? How did it get approval as well
  4. Lmfao. Abhorrent pile of w4nk
  5. One thing I will level at RH though - using Gunn, Vestergaard, JWP and Hojberg. Utter cr4p
  6. That, and the absolutely mind boggling turd recruitment over the last couple of seasons. RH will be a success elsewhere, but definitely not with this sh1tshow. Massive lol. I’m sure Hojberg will give the fans a fist pump though.
  7. Vardy v Vestergaard. Wonderful stuff.
  8. Yep. But now he's scored a couple and all of a sudden, he's becoming a top player now according to some. Sometimes, good players just don't fit in at clubs. Sometimes, they just need reinvigorating somewhere else. This is definitely not the case for Moi. He's just rubbish, full stop.
  9. They're not saying it now... as people are slowly realising he's utter f()cking cr4p... but they were. Still a few holding out though with excuses like; goalkeeper coaching, whole teams fault etc... Now he doesn't have the most robust defence or midfield in front of him but if you let in 1 goal every 1.8 shots and every other part of your game is average to terrible then chances are, you're not very good. As he's proving today. That said, he'll pull one save off and everyone will forget again, much like Forster until he got abominally bad.
  10. He's always stole a living - he's never been good at anything. Fist pumps alot though.
  11. Top GK mate. Apparently.
  12. Gunn again Vestergaard again Same ineffective midfield pairing Wonderful.
  13. I have more in-depth, far-reaching views on the subject matter but as for the people protesting, I have one simple paragraph: A complete bunch of hypocritical, self-obssessed, selfish w4nkers. Low grade beta-males trying to score with domineering females in an attempt try and get laid in a p1ss-poor excuse for a protest.
  14. Cabbage face said this to me about 2 weeks ago when I saw him ... funny he got a load of sh1t on here for his itk
  15. Same excuses as per Forster from the people on this forum. Next we’ll be claiming he’s carrying a knock on his knee and isn’t fully fit. McCarthy is superior in every single way, too many people on here over impressed with his designer stubble.
  16. That won’t help, I done his yesterday morning..
  17. This. But Hoj first pumps the fans and JWP came through the youth system so they’re top class. And Gunn, top top GK. 12 mil well spent.
  18. Played 19 Shots on target 64 Conceded 35 Avg SOT per game 3.3 Avg goals conceded per game 1.8 Shots/Goals ratio 1.82 shots per goal In 2 of his games, he faced one shot on target all match. In 2 others, he faced 2 and conceded 1. In others he’s faced 3-4 shots on target and conceded three times.
  19. I’ve got to update them now One mo
  20. If we remove hoj, there is no one left to fist pump the fans.
  21. Nope. Sh1t team full of overrated cr4p. He’s capable for playing those who are rubbish too much but I feel for him having to try and coach that crap. A legacy of cr4p, left by Reed et al and under funding from Gao.
  22. 8/10 window mate. Top side.
  23. Top GK on here. McCarthy terrible. Apparently. Would anyone like my Angus Gunn stats since he became our no 1?
  24. Designer stubble mate, therefore top GK
  25. Sh1t Instagram GK. I done some stats yesterday. Just so you know, we have concede a goal every 2.2 shots on target with Gunn. That was Chelsea’s second shot, so he’s now ahead of the average. Well done Angus.
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