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Lol saints bottom. Says it all.

Well he’s definitely in the same league of berks as Jeremy Wilson and Alex Crook. About 95% of the country hate them.

The only person who thinks hes any good is Dave Watson most likely. "Yeah, Ralf, he's amazing mate" *brushes hair to one side*

Who gave you that idea

Yep... and a filthy night out too.

I’m sure if we can get Dave Watson to drop kick the ball to him a few hundred more times it’ll improve him.

Equal pay please.

Yup, this.

Great stuff, that. Feel for the fans that went.

The retards on here actually think he’s good, so it’s probably pointless trying to explain. But yes, he cocked up as usual and typically did since he joined us. He was just lucky he had a brilliant spine in front of him for a couple of years. He’s never been able distribute, always been slow, parries everything into danger, never commands his box, zero agility, flaps ... hes awful. Apparently he’s just out of form though. Or my favourite excuse ‘carrying an injury’

Well it’s always nice to have a reminder of a few things; 1. How brilliantly RH has done keeping us safe with such a shi1t squad 2. How awful FF and ME are.

I don't think you can recover from being genuinely sh1te.

Watch his ‘highlights’ reel from his Celtic days. He saves nothing. Everything basically hits him. That’s his highlights. He lacks the basic fundamentals of being a top four division keeper, let alone a team with aspirations to be ‘best of the rest’ in the top league

Yep and when you say it like that, I get all nostalgic. All the flapping, diving too late, standing like a statue.... ah, memories

He was terrible before he signed for us. He was terrible for us, pre-injury. He was terrible for us, post-injury. He was terrible for us for two seasons until he finally got dropped. Somehow. He will be terrible again. A massively terrible goalkeeper.

Forster....

It appears the finest in Hampshire have been rolling out the racist abuse to a Peterborough striker as well...classy stuff

Though this weirdness will be dressed up as Saints 'leading the way' against discrimination - or some sh1te like that. No point putting a load of free muff blocks in the bogs anyway, you can guarantee some horrible chav would selfishly bag them all of herself (himself/themselves etc)

Sorry I hadn't replied to you, I was too busy insisting to NatWest that I'm an non-binary HDMI cable.

I genuinely don't mind being linked with players like this, as I've said before I'm 100% convinced there are still players out there for £3, 4, 5m that could excel in the EPL; it's all down to our recruitment though - which has been recently very, very shoddy. They'll no doubt be a clamour for £15m+ players though. I could probably name 20 players which would cost less than £10m who could perform at PL level all over Europe - I'm sure some others on here can too. They'll leave it all to wee Ross and his team of Apple Mac nerds monitoring the trajectory of run gaits and distance between left and right legs when stood still to make those decisions though.

They also celebrated transgender remembrance day, an important day in everyones calendar just 9 days after the other remembrance day. Or is that the one you mean? Wonderful to see that flag flying high over SMS though. A very important and noteworthy date, maybe more so than Passover?

Just for posterity as it still rings true to this day;

Would keep Reed. If he doesn't make it here he'll make a decent career elsewhere - think he'd be great under RH. Would keep Romeu too... ....tbh though, I only care about selling four players; Hoedt, Forster, Carillo and Stephens. Get rid of those 4, I'd be happy. Very happy.

I'm expecting the following; RH to be grossly mistreated - he'll be given a little bit to spend (we'll bleat that the coffers are empty, probavbly feed it to Jeremy Wilson to leak) but is main remit will be sell before we can buy. Will maybe spend £40m, and be outspent by Bournemouth again. We'll have a significantly better season and finish between 6th-8th. They'd be discussions next March to talk about budget etc. RH will ask to spend a bit more so we can go to the next level, we will either dither or refuse. He'll get p1ssed off and leave at the end of the season, not going to a top four or five club but someone like Everton, or Leicester (who would have lost Rodgers as he will jump at the first career opportunity). We'll then give some moron the RH's role and allow him to spend him £120m the following summer.

Hoedt would absolutely still be a liability in the Championship.