Crab Lungs

So it's possibly tomorrow, but might not be. And it might not be announced tomorrow, though it might be. It also might be the day after tomorrow. And it could be anyone. Thanks for clearing that up.

Why on God's Green Earth would we mug off Arsenal for the best part of £20m only to re-mug ourselves off for £20m and a never-will-be squad player? We're not that stupid, are we?

Doubtful because Cortese a control freak, right?

Director of Operations/Overlord Les Reed commented: "We are delighted to welcome Xxxx to the club. It became apparent in our early discussions that Xxxx was the outstanding candidate amongst a very strong list of renowned coaches. Xxxx aligns perfectly with our strategic vision for the club and fits perfectly, complimenting the ever-growing and forward thinking staff we already have at the club. We identified Xxxx early in the recruitment process as our top target and we are very happy that Xxxx has joined the club in what is sure to be one of our most exciting seasons in recent memory. I look forward to working closely with him during pre-season to enable us the best opportunity in terms of preparing for the forthcoming season ahead". In other words, a complete load of sh1te. Expect something like that

You'd struggle to justify 10m for either Sakho or Wimmer

Vieira, woooooah Vieira, woooooah He's French-Senegalese He f()cking hates Pompey Ughhhhhh.

I loved the pony tick kit at the time... it was the first I owned. Only now do I realise how ghastly it was. That said, confusingly, I still attach fond memories to it.

Wouldn't be averse to a punt on Massimo Carrera... but that'll be unlikely now

Genuinely don't think Vieira would be a good idea. Also, if he talked to our fans I'd dread to think what he'd make of their particular wisdoms on football

And that's why he's a helmet.

The9, I want mine to be figure huggingso it expresses my curves. What shirt shall I go for?

That to me just sounds like they just read this forum.

Giggs is probably linked again as we did speak to him last year.

Yeah I did consider that after I typed it... then I talked myself out of editing my post to mention a foreign player in that position because I reasoned that at least we know what we're getting with Cork :-) That said, be interesting to know if the black box has any interesting candidates of similar stature

Need a Shelvey esque player to compliment Romeu. Not too weak, but can play a bit too. And need backup for Romeu. Cork would be great, if we could get him back for a third time. Would happily spend 10-15m on him

I think Tuchel is worth a cheeky fiver. Surprised Jokanovic didn't go for Palace.

No. Alaves were dull as f**k to watch but he did work a minor miracle in keeping them up and finishing respectably. He's not known for his expansive football at any of islcubs though

Oh-Kay, Jonjo, oh-Kay, Raheem, oh-Kay

Hugo Schekters spinning head has stolen my heart.

God the shortlist of managers looks thin now. Hasn't been mentioned on here but... what's Michael Laudrup up to now? I take it a mega clubs interest remained elusive to him

Christ. Forster saved something in that cartoon

Schmidt - the one hat got away

Actually felt a bit bad but cheered a little

Never looked quite the same...not sure if that's because of rotation, the injury or the tactically turd way we've utilised him. I guess we'll see.

WTF