Crab Lungs

Oh... and another thing .... I was quoted by someone from the club who, like already has been mentioned on here, could do with extra help ‘off the pitch’ but it’s in very short supply.

Champions League ready

F()ck, I bet he was pretty disappointed then.

OK, so from what I've been told, Kelvin has done all the necessary badges.

Absolutely f()ck all from Gao. Do something.

lol.

He’s probably more f()cked off than us. Morons, having a pop at someone we will really need

I had only one wish... no Forster. He has delivered.

Waffle.

That's pretty much it... I think we over-glamourise his few 'good' games for us (Arsenal away, twice... errrr.... any more?) and tend to kid ourselves that he's consistently been solid at some point in his career with us when the reality is, he's a had a solid defence and midfield in front of him for a long, long time and was relatively untested in a lot of games... but when he was, IIRC, there was always at least one cock up per game. Most of the time it led to nothing, so it gets airbrushed.

Yup. Put me in the bracket too, said he was sh1t all along. Frustrating we persisted for so long. Has never had many of the basic fundamentals a professional GK should have.

Any goalkeeper who has the fundamental basics is better than Forster, been saying it for fukkin years. So glad he’s dropped. Well done Alex

I bet you McCarthy will prove to be far more solid than Forster simply because he can do the basics quite well. Forster has and always will be absolutely awful

Shame of true about Gabbi. He'd score in teams that create opportunities.

I believe he may have started his badges before that and, for the first few steps, a professional or ex pro gets to "skip" a few rungs...

That's what my mate just text me...

I think we'd still have sold players, but we'd have kept some too. AOC being sold whilst we were in the Championship is hardly a benchmark for the wholesale flogging we've experienced whilst in the top division.

There you go... was just screenshotting Instagram!

Nope he'll be off too

Say goodbye to Bertie too

van dijk has previous for acting like a complete d1ckhead though, so shouldn't be a surprise

Sums it up well. Reed won't let managers choose their own players... and if they do, it has to get past the transfer committee of Les, the hobbit etc so it's no surprise how unbalanced and ill-fitting some of our recruits have been

Under Puel it was dull but it was never embarrassing

Didn’t you get the email? The cartoony super hero tripe

Oh good, we’re sending out w4nky promo cartoons again.