Crab Lungs

Yup. Thought I heard a bit of Northern Irish twang at one point as well

Hearing that. Deluded f()cking weirdo. Sounds a right c()nt. Nice southern accent as well.

Klopp very gracious. Well done to him.

What a backup centre half he is!

Utterly utterly heroic. Puel bossed that tactically.

Heroic. Utterly heroic. Gutted bin dippers

Sweaty hands. Head starting to hurt. That is all. CB Fry, need another klaxon please.

Not gonna lie, sh1tting it.

Wouldn't be he first time les has told a porkie.

Oh, and Koeman was hated and wasn't very good.

Don't forget, Lallana wasn't that good when he left. Neither was Wanyama. Apparently a liability and Romeu is better. And apparently we mugged off Liverpool with Mane. Apparently. Oh and Boruc isn't a patch on Forster. Apparently. Van Dijk will be rated average when he leaves. Same rubbish on here, basically.

Gutting, really, but will just have to get on with it

The black box is having a bit of a motherboard fart Last year it thought Caulker was a good CB Now Sakho Fwiw, never rated him but we'll see how he goes if get him

lol. This joke does deserve a bit of recognition

Playing out from the back with him in the side would be... errr... interesting

Marco Silva And what the chap said above is right about senior management.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga&p=377953#post377953 Superb.

Still fantastic to read http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga&p=367914#post367914

Basically says BRIEF-Lander Sports Development to buy assets from controlling shareholder With a PDF in Chinese... no idea what it's about tho

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSL4N1F23DB ???

Lolz. Oh dear. Anyone actually surprised?

He did and Fonte did. Perhaps not now tho

Why does our club always have the players who strop? Common denominator somewhere... For s club that vets the players backgrounds, we don't half have some issues don't we?

This x 100

Considering Reed tends to bullsh1t a lot, I'd go with what Fonte said.