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It was probably just a trial run making sure the "sold out" tab works for when we are ripping it up in the premier league next season. Are newly expand 50k stadium will be selling out in minutes every week. Need to make sure we get these things right now.

I'm pretty sure that not only did he have no experience of bronze he also had no experience of humans. He was a wood carver of animals. His sole qualification for getting the job was that he was a Saints fan. That was the sole and most important requirement of doing this job. Forget experience, forget ability. As long as he stuck a red and white scarf round his neck once a fortnight then he simply must make a fantastic job of it. This just goes to show how lucky we are that we never got a fan on the board otherwise more idiotic decisions like this would have occured. These words also raise a laugh every time i read them as well; "It is very rare I am lost for words but I saw the statue last week and it is awesome - a tremendous tribute to a great man. [southampton] Fans have waited a long time for this and it is going to be fantastic. I really believe it will be the best football statue anywhere both in size and the amount of detail" -- Ted Bates Trust chairman Dave Ford

Didn't a Saints fan get a year for throwing a bottle after the last Pompey game? I'm pretty sure they did. Still Brighton fans nicked and banned dont help Elliott Ness's stats and promotion chances. No doubt we'll hear a grad statement if and when these lads are banned about how he wont tolerate this type of behaviour with a few pictures of him alongside it as well. I've never known such a media hungry celebrity copper.

That is what did for my mum sadly. Gave her 3 years tops, she lasted 5 almost to the day of diagnosis. Horrible disease and horrible seeing someone dying in front of your eyes, getting slightly worse everytime you see them.

You're talking to the wrong person if you want sympathy mate, Mikey is of jock desent, he'll understand my keeness to keep my pounds i my pocket and not in your belly. Until next time at least.

What are you doing on here? You feeling alright? Lost your way to the lounge?

No, i read some mongs facebook status updates about it.

But then they couldn't update their facebook status with "OMG, I cant belive she as got 2 eat dat, i wud 8 2 i wud b sick, PMSL!!!!" And get 40 likes from their mong friends.

THe other directon from me then, i am block 36 (i think) row BB. Come over and shake your wrist bands at me next time i see you. Do you know Morten Harkett from A-ha used to wear similar things, do you model yourself on him?

I sit in the kingsland North and didn't hear this Mikey. Not far from you by the sounds of it either.

That wouldn't be homphobic chanting though, that is a homphobic comment.

What these pathetic little firms fail to realise is unlike their local rivals like leeds & Sheffielf United is that we are proffesional thugs, trained to destory. We are a bit like the soilders in the 300. My job just funds my weekend warrioring.

Funny you should say that...... I've heard from a good source at Saints that there are planning to do the same. Only this will be fans texting the song they want sung at certain parts of the game. Business can also sponsor a song with obviously the most popular song being the dearest. I'd imagine text will cost about £2.50 each once a text tax has been applied. The winning song will be announced over the tannoy with the words put up on the screens. For example; "And the song to be sung on 10 minutes, sponsored by Microsoft with 4,593 votes, is Oh When The Saints go marching in, all together now, 'oh when the saints'......" No joke....

GIve it a rest mate. We'll stroll around unchallenged and take liberties all day on and off the pitch, We are Southampton, we win when we want.

We can address that the next 3 away games, Bristol City & Doncaster, both in the bottom two followed by Pompey who although have one 5 at home have only beaten one team in the top half of the table. It wont be easy but we have a great opporutnity for 3 wins, although Pompey will be very tough. If we can keep up our home form as well by NYD there might be a huge gap between us and the chasing pack.

You can guarentee it'll come against some Sh*tty team that sticks 11 men behind the ball, defend for their lives and sneak a lucky goal on the break.

Leicester took a similar number as West Ham, i believe away teams can get the whole end if needed.

We've got a celebrity copper who loves his face in the media, Burrows thinks he is the modern day Ellott Ness FFS. We've got a European Championships coming up. Hants Old bill need to keep their football banning orders specialist happy and with funding being cut then they'll need to make sure they get plenty of banning orders in.

Says the man with over 16,000 posts to his name.

You should give it a go. They start badly, go off tangent a bit in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but other than that they are very interesting.

Don't be harsh lighthouse. For some people watching minor celebrities shrieking at eating a beetle is all they have in their life.

Dave Jones - he's got form for it. Same thing happened with Wolves a few years back.

The ref missing Paul Davis punching Glen Cockerill then playing 10 minutes of injury time because of it and Arsenal scoring the equaliser at the end of it. c1988 i believe.

I remember a couple of shocking decisions going against us. Neil Shipperleys disallowed header which would have put us 1-0 at Old Trafford in the FA Cup quarter final about 1996 and Rodney Wallace having a goal disallowed in the League Cup at home to Luton about a year or so before, again would have put us 1-0 up, we went on to lose both. It's probably the worst one for us, clearly outside the area, but he didn't give two clear ones either so balanced out in the end.

Top 3 reasons to stop the "Steeeeeeeve" nonsense 1. It sh*t 2. It's annoying 3. the player doesn't like it. Now drop it out and give the Shoot the runner one a go. FFS.