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Grassing hotlines, trannie flags, free ice cream, welcoming away fans into the home ends, reusable cups, fanzones, gasworks bar. There truely never has been a better time to be a saints fan.

I thought playing 2 up top and getting rid of Eric black was the answer to all our problems This is the classic game is to get an early goal contentiously disallowed due to VAR, then Danso to start, look great then get sent off for a late tackle on Salah which is highly debatable where he goes down very easy and us end up losing 2-0 with the pundits purring about how clinical Liverpool are despite playing 120 minutes Midweek. Usual annoying loss to Liverpool.

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One of those times we wish it was turned down

Years ago Mrs Turkish worked at saints and part of her job was to do the match day music. They were looking for a song for the team to come out to and I suggested “this is the one” on a drunken evening with friends. We played it and all agreed it would be brilliant. The idea was taken back to the March day committee and saints with the song played and it was decided it wouldn’t get the fans up for it, with the vote going to “one vision” instead FFS. I do however take credit for one games post match music where I suggested The style council Shout to the top if we win or Walls come tumbling down if we lost. The former was played after our victory.

We could do a lot worse

Im surprised no one has brought up the possibility of a front sweeper yet. It was all the rage c2012

Probably the same people who blamed all our crap performances on Eric Black.

I’m sure they will. He was very popular here and in football generally. One of those player most people would want to do well.

Although the cheerleaders on here won’t agree that was down to our CEO at time. Little fella, now chairman of AC Milan, you must remember him Anyway, he thought sharp couldn’t cut it in the premier league so decided to sign some fella from AFCON, Mayuka was his name, great player, going to bang them in, because some agent in Zambia told him so. So sharp was out Mayuka was in. We all now how it turned out. But The little Italian fella was a master scout, tactician and transfer guru so this one must be down to someone else.

My wife knows him, met him a few times. Lovely fella and a proper saints fan. He had a major operation in April, I don’t know if related to this. He posted on Facebook this week he was struggling with a mystery virus. Very sad, no age at all and a lovely fella. Would have been 19 seasons in the stadium announcer job. People like that make a football club what it is. RIP, really sad news.

Why play 3 sh*t centre halves and 1 average midfielder when we can play 2 and 2 average midfielders? Said a few times a decent defensive midfielder is just as important as a decent centre back

I tend to find that the best way round this is to put anything in you or your child’s pants. That way if either of you are searched and anything suspicious located before they extract it from your person you can immediately claim that you or your child are currently in the process of going through a gender reassignment programme, something you/they are finding highly traumatic, you are also going through intensive counselling to deal with and an accusation of “things” being mistake for trying to struggle contraband into a football stadium could Be highly traumatic, even possible suicide for people not respect our rights as transgender individuals. Either we can forget this sorry episode ever happened let us into the ground without a further mention or we can share your disgusting behaviour all over social media where you will immediately be crucified by outraged loony lefties as a vile human being who should be hung, this will go on for a least a week and receive over 21,000 retweets. You’ll be waving your flare around your head before anyone can say LBGT

How did you guess?!! I was actually visiting friends in Germany and went to this game he was awful!

Oh for the days of les. Forcing players out that wanted to stay, flogging anything that wasn’t nailed down. He could given Jordan Belfort lessons in sales. We never had any trouble selling anyone when he was here.

It seems crazy if true that we have now knocked back bids for Lemina and Carillo because we are demanding too much money, in Leminas case it was more than we paid for him by all accounts . We are not in a position of strength, we need and have to sell otherwise we are left stumping up £100K plus a week for players that don't want to be here and we don't want, this means we aren't in a position to call the shots. Surely if we can get 50% of what we paid plus get them off the wage bill then it makes sense It seems madness to turn bids down and keep paying players who will contribute nothing.

Shush! Don't alert the mods!

We probably did agree to it. We even agreed to give Guly a 15 minute guaranteed per game clause FFS.

He’s is our gaffer With a 100 yard stare, Lemina nd Austin you’d better be aware He is our gaffer His name is hassentull and he’s very saviour fayre He’s our gaffer, he’s our gaffer

My favourite headlines were after a great game the Echo or football echo would often have a headline Ding, Dong Dell.

You are wrong. We should sign Upmecano and Webster and Dunk and Untiti and we need a new central midfielder and Austin and Long are rubbish and always injured so we need to sign two new strikers and we should sell Austin for £50 and if he wont leave pay him off anyway or make their lives hell so they quit, same with Forester and Hoedt and Boufal and Lemina and Vestergaard. Goa should show some ambition and pay them all off and sign some new players now. BUY THEM BUY THEM BUY THEM F*CKING BUY THEM NOW NOW NOW. If only Cortese was still here he'd do it because he had AMBITION.

LOL. Don't flatter yourself, if "Immediately after" is 3 posts later and over 16 hours, then yes that is immediately after!!! As for offensive and bullying, how? You admitted yourself you drink a fair bit before games, you yourself said anything other than ale makes you burp and you are upper end of middle aged. I've just said no one wants a drunken women next to them beltching all match, find me someone who does! Get over yourself sweetheart, it seems all you've done with your oh so self righteous response is proven that you are indeed permanently angry:lol:

It’s probably best for everyone you avoid the bars inside the ground then. The last thing anyone needs is a permenantly outaged drunken, upper middle aged woman persistently beltching during the game ruining everyone’s match day experience.

Very exciting news that for JUST £195 + VAT SFC Customers can buy exclusive membership for the season to the Gasworks pub entitling the member not just to a preorder service for half time refreshments in this fantastic environment but a FREE matchday programme to skim through whilst enjoying your £22 burger. Top draw stuff from the marketing and catering team once again.