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Doh I went into a panic search after seeing all the topless blokes hoping against hope i would find something to bring it back on topic

How did Gazza wrap it up to make it 5-0 !! Is he our new striker ? Just read the other tweets and it seems our Goalie's are scoring machines !!!

Doesn't sound good: The Argentina international, who has been no stranger to controversy since arriving at Mestalla, believes los Che have a squad capable of lifting a trophy Ever Banega has expressed his desire to repay all of the support Valencia have shown in him by helping them win a title this season. The Argentine has suffered with injury problems during his time at Mestalla - including an ankle problem after being run over by his own car - but he is determined to bring los Che the success he feels the club deserves. “I am grateful that I have had so much affection, so many chances and it is time to return it in style on the pitch,” Banega told VCFPlay, his club's official TV channel. “I am proud to be a part of Valencia. I have spent a while here, I know the place very well and it really leaves a mark on you. “There’s a style, it marks you for life. You become one of them. “I face this season with the same enthusiasm and ambition as previous ones. I am proud to be one of the oldest here at 25. “With the squad that we have here, we deserve to win a title.” Banega, who has been capped 19 times by his country, joined Valencia from Boca Juniors in 2008 for a reported fee of €20 million Bloody hell !!

What the **** has happened to this thread in the last 24hrs !!! Balanced

Bearsy won't come back from Ibiza if he hears about this !!

Were you wearing a bikini this time on your shoot or was it as nature intended? Sounds like you have got yourself into the polish version of Gay Times.

Today from http://www.romanews.us/?cat=2 Not good news I think: Game against Bursaspor MVP: OSVALDO – He scores and makes up with (almost) all the fans. Coach says -"AS Roma will be stronger with Osvaldo" http://www.romanews.us/?p=9272 “Osvaldo is a great striker, indeed, great, there are not many like him. “After that, he has spine and talent, I prefer these players to those who have none. It is just that sometime his spine plays some jokes. “There are things he should never do. For me he was wrong, but it is hard not to reply when you get insulted. AS Roma will be stronger with him.” And then it quotes the Daily Mail saying we are in again for him so that utter bull**** then.

Are Zenit the european liverpool ?? Zenit have offered Leandro Damiao €4.5million per year and €25m for Internacional. Napoli offering €20m and €3m for Damiao. Have they sold Hulk yet ?

Fairplay to the agent, basically saying Gaston has made a commitment to us and if Inter want him they will have to pay us big. Nothing wrong with that, he only in Italy flogging Bueno anyway so is bound to be in the papers.

Good point, the message about not selling to their rivals was loud and clear on their forums, they want him out of italy if they sell. Maybe by going in again we are showing how much we want him and to build a team around him (a la Gaston) and hope the result is different.

Remember we reached agreement on the fee i think last time but it was convincing him. That was before we heard the directors being recorded that they want rid, the fans turning up to training telling him to jog on maybe we have lowered our bid by 2mil but used that cash to increase his $$, just a thought.

Think Nottingham Trent Uni should really change the name of their gym - Lee Westwood Sports Centre Gym. http://www.ntu.ac.uk/sport/membership/clifton/fitness_facilities/index.html How many people are gonna go "that lee westwood is in decent nick, I am gonna hit the uni gym today" Fat

I don't watch golf too often but i think i watched a bit of the masters or maybe a tournament early last year and Lee Westwood was quiet trim and i thought "fairplay" the fat bloke has got thin to become a better athlete etc. Anyway while I am waiting for the supermodels to turn up i've just flicked on the Open and I see Westwood looks like he has eaten Honey Boo Boo and turned into a right fatty. Question is - Did Dubai Phil invite him on his stag night and the calorific intake so vast he expanded back to his fat self ? Has anyone seen honey boo boo recently ? Who's the fattest golfer ever ? Craig Stadler ? Craig Parry ? anyone named Craig? DP you will be the second poster on this thread once the open is over and you have cleaned up the baby oil, what's your thoughts on his fatness ? is he having a sympathy pregnancy given the baby's due sometime now ?

AS ROMA SUMMER TRAINING CAMP NEWS - “You aim, threaten, point your finger… Osvaldo coward worm” (“Indichi, minacci, punti il dito. Osvaldo verme rifardito”) reads a banner unfurled during this morning’s training session. Probable line up for their match against Bursaspor, they have been training with Lamela as the CF. AS ROMA (4-3-3): Skorupski; Torosidis, Burdisso, Castan, Balzaretti; Bradley, Pjanic, Strootman; Lamela, Borriello, Totti.

"Some of the club's fans are becoming increasingly angered at the players and the situation has gone from bad to worse since their 1-0 Coppa Italia final defeat to arch-rivals Lazio in May. A large banner at a training session earlier in the week read: "26-5-13, we will never forget the way you doused Roma in mud," referring to the day they lost to Lazio. Osvaldo abused former coach Aurelio Andreazzoli after the Coppa Italia final loss and then took to Twitter to vent his fury after being a second-half substitute." Sounds like he had a Puncheon

Dunno but I got this from tuttomercatoweb, the fans are defo trying to **** him off ANSAmed) - ROME, JULY 21 - Yesterday was accused of being a coward'''', today has been likened to a worm. Continue in the withdrawal of Rome Riscone Brunico, the challenge for Pablo Daniel Osvaldo from a small group of fans. The striker, defended by much of the rest of the Giallorossi supporters in Val Pusteria, was once again the recipient of a banner displayed on the sidelines of the field where the team trains:'' Indicate, threaten, points the finger ... Osvaldo worm rifardito''.

Pete O'Rourke ‏@SkySportsPeteO 2m Reports in Italy claim Southampton are preparing another move to sign Roma striker Pablo Daniel Osvaldo. #Saintsfc

hahahahah ****ing hell now I know why footballers get paid so much so even these ugly ****ers can get laid.

hahahahah ****ing hell Guly !!!!

Think its impossible to be uglier than Carlos, even Luke Chadwick looks better (currently at MK Dons if your wondering)

Lived there for 2 yrs and the accent just makes me laugh, I can't take anyone seriously. Defo **** holes in certain parts, its like Brum of the south west.

What's the definition of relative humidity ? The sweat on your ******** when your ****ing your sister.

I am not sure if ITK or pure and utter luck :-) I go with ITK. Tevez's better looking brother will sign in the next week i reckon.

I just visited the lounge and the topics are so boring I nearly didn't get out of there as I was nodding off.