Jimmy_D

Nah, not whoosh, deadpanning sarcasm is the best way to stop it dead in its tracks. I considered suggesting he should get tested for diabetes as well, gluacoma is an indicating factor after all.

Try clicking on it Deppo, that'll bring it up to full size.

You need to upload just the image to the forum, rather than a zip file with the image in, because browsers don't know how to display images that are compressed like that. I've fixed the OP for you.

Ah dammit... Too far now.

If you're using a wireless router, try connecting up with a cable to see if you still get slow speeds, if not then it's probably one (or more) of the many problems you can get with a wireless connection.

Breakthrough! Now if we can get one or two more to follow...

Hm, suggests they've nerfed some of the tactics you've been using... back to the drawing board then...

Have a little faith. Before Johnson found form we were knocking silly runs, and his form is inconsistent to say the least... With so much time left it'll be playing on the Aussie's minds that we might be capable of chasing down a huge total.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/332156/qui_veut_gagner_des_millions/ The best bit being that the audience gets it wrong as well...

Good start for us... halfway through the Aussie batsmen already! Ridiculous considering there's still a fair bit of day two and this is the Aussie 2nd innings... Can't see this one ending in a draw.

Time for our bowlers to step up now. They didn't play as well as they could in the first innings, they need to be right on top of their game to give us a chance here.

Think this is down more to good bowling than poor batting... At least they're making a game of it now though.

Looking forward to this now In the meantime: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2245562,00.html cool ^^

If you lot would prefer seperate rumour threads, then so be it I'll leave the HCDAJFU thread up there for continuing discussion.

shame about that last wicket 35, but getting to stumps without losing a wicket mitigates that somewhat... Day 1 Highlights: http://www.skysports.com/cricket/ashes/video/0,26596,16311_6527347,00.html (Click on link to the right of the video) Definitely would have taken that score at the start of the day though

Woo! That's the big dangerman out... Hopefully we'll get them out for about 160 now...

We're not playing as well as we did in Adelaide. Australia are playing worse though.

Swann will get him soon after lunch I reckon.

OK, maybe I'm seeing a better performance than Adelaide here...

Haha.... Unreal.

Whee, Punter gone, glad I've stayed up now

Whee, fantastic start.

I'll be staying up... That was a good coin-toss to win, I can see us skittling them before tea if we get a couple of early wickets...

Is that the same Sun that said we were up for sale?

So to keep the rumours and news thread from getting too clogged, who do we want to see Saints linked with, who would be a good target for us, and who do we think might want to come here? We don't actually need to be linked with the players in this thread, this is just for our own idle speculation... And since I know someone will ask (they always do...) HCDAJFU stands for He Could Do A Job For Us.