jawillwill

Stoke.

We are currently 7th in the top flight. If we finish there (or there abouts) that'll be: a) higher than our average finishing position over the last 5 years b) higher than our average finishing position over the last 10 years c) higher than our average finishing position over the last 50 years d) higher than our average finishing position in the last 100 years e) higher than our average finishing position since 1885. Yes, it's probable that we won't finish as high or with as many points as last season, or isn't quite as good as the glory days of the 70/80's , but sheesh stop whinging you bell end.

Ron: You're a ****. Please **** off.

You two should give each other blow jobs.

So for those if us that have only been able to watch MotD highlights, what happened (in English, please)?

Fans fighting each other and throwing coins at their own players last night, apparently.

https://m.youtube.com/results?q=the%20simpsons%20immigrants&sm=1

Yes his arm is in an unnatural position and he stoppen the cross. But the ball didn't touch his arm , it hit his back.

Wasn't alive at the time, but imagine the news was greeted similarly to when we signed Dennis Wise. Legend of the game!

Agreed , Klopp is a fool for not starting with Lambert.

Well, is he?

So we can all agree The9 was wrong and came across as a bit of a bellend? Speaking of which, who was the Southend fan that posted on here semi-regularly for a couple of seasons because he loved us so much?

I saw the £12m rumour and thought WTF - rip off!. Only just realised its £21m - even bigger WTF. But £24m.....?!

I think it was after we beat Southend in the last game of the season to clinch a place in the play-offs a few years ago. For about the following season both sets of fans got a warm, fuzzy feeling inside when thinking of each other. Share your memories here.

Darwen's away record is a bit rubbish...

If Pompey beat Bournemouth, it'll be one of the biggest FA cup upsets of the season. Just let the hilarity of that sentance sink in...

He's put in a few good performances when given the chance, including chipping in with goals and assists. What has he done so badly wrong in any game that allows you to dismiss he's a goodplayer so ababrupt?

I agree with him. Now JWP is banging them in, we probably have too many proven goalscorers. Speaking of which, Fonte and Martina have both scored goals this season too, so we may as well sell Long and Pelle too.

I'd check Everton result again if I were you.

Tadic v Watford Tadic v WBA HTH

I agree. Unless we spend over £260m this January, we are ****ed.

Literally?

When I was younger (about 20 years ago) I had a thing - I don't remember what it was called - to help practice keepy uppies/ other skills. It was essentially like a retractable dog lead which had a net on the end which you could put a ball in ( I.e so the ball would always come back). Anyone remember whatthis is called, and if they can still be bought? Alternatively, any one know of any good football (preferably to help goalkeeper skills) related gifts for a 9 year old.

Turns out his stadium ban is due to a half time rant at the referee when playing against West Ham...a rant in which he felt the need to refer to Arsene Wenger. His obsession with the guy is a bit weird.

You do know that it doesn't make you a racist to notice that someone is black, don't you?