Wade Garrett

I'm on my way. Look out for me on SSN.

I've got loads of pens. I'm only in Woolston. Shall I nip them round to the stadium?

It would need a reference to 'Pompey Scum' if we were going to sing it.

I don't use Twitter, but am grateful to the 2 journalists you mentioned, who have spent a lot of their own time in the last 2 weeks keeping a few of the mad b*stards on this forum informed.

I told you earlier you mad b*stard, chill.

Might be the obligatory 11pm announcement, just so NC can p*ss the Echo off again.

Which is exactly why it can be difficult to sort deals early.

Dime bar for Glasgow.

Going to kickstart the server with a DeLorean.

See, told you all.

Shameless promotion of my own thread. But I still reckon 1 or 2 could be on their way.

You knows I'm right you mad b*stard.

If it was going to go tits, we'd have pulled out days ago and pursued alternative targets.

Never had any doubts on this one. Chill.

Tries the glory ball far too much and gives away possession. He'll get a few red cards in a Stoke shirt that he would have got away with if playing for Liverpool as well.

I've got SaintsWeb Tourettes. It's very liberating. Sh*tc*nt.

He's a bit of a c*nt, all the players think he's a c*nt, and he thinks Strauss is a c*nt. The only person that likes him is that c*nt Darren Gough from TalkSport, who is continually blowing smoke up his arse.

I'd like us to sign a Premier quality keeper. That rules Green out.

I reckon it's a load of crap. Bologna president has already fronted the fans about the transfer.

Personally, I think £75k per week is a more than generous offer.

This.

Would be absolute madness. Top player.

The same De Ridder who was 'injured' tonight?

Gone to Barcelona.

Looks a decent signing. Wouldn't be surprised if one of our forwards gets moved on.