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He's the nephew of a mate of mine, lives in Lymington I think.

I don't know you are or your cousin Frank, but I have to say that is an excellent post.................. ....it has no place on this forum.

Personally, I don't spend a penny on newspapers and havent bought one for years. Read a little bit on line but that's all. I think this country would be a better place without the likes on the Sun / Mail / Mirror etc. Look at all the nonsense yesterday, all down to the misreporting in the media.

The most likely explanation, Cortese was just keeping all his options open.

Probably another thick Chairman getting the wrong end of the stick.

This is more exciting than the takeover last year!

Translates as 'Wharton, you're a F***ing liar!'

I typed it into the Google search bar! looks like I'll be getting my P45!

Would love this to be the case but very much doubt it.

The Lamb Kleftiko looks delicious!

Yes, I thought so after the Plymouth game. I thought Seaborne was better in the Bmth game and apparently Martin has also been better.

If Paul Hart becomes our new manager I will... ... continue to support the Saints just as much as I do now. How anyone can think differently I don't understand. People threatening to return ST's if they get the 'wrong' managerial appointment are laughable. Never understood this attitude, you either support a club or you don't I don't want Hart as manager by the way.

Time for a poll mods? Personally, I'd be happy with any of the following: O'Driscoll Southgate Mowbray

Well I was told about this when Pardew was appointed but didn't want to post it then as that sort of gossip does the club no favours. Now AP has gone it don't matter. Probably BS anyway.

Interesting. I heard from my West Ham supporting brother that the reason he got the push from them was that he was ****ging Carl Fletcher's missus.

I believe Houllier owns a house in Mudeford (Christchurch).

I never understood what WOOT stood for anyway, please enlighten me. WIFM

Totally agree. And if they do get relegated they will have 1 years premiership money and 4 years parachute payments to spend (if they are sensible) on the infrastructure of the club. Something Pimpley didn't spend a penny on. I think Burnley have done something like this, fair play to them.

Am I the only one who thought Seaborne had an ok game last night. He won everything in the air, Jaidi didn't on Saturday. Yes, he did hoof it a bit but certainly no more so than Jaidi who to me looks incredibly clumsy. Seaborne also did try to play it to feet on a number of occasions. At the moment i would prefer Seaborne to Jaidi. Fonte was excellent, once again of course.

Apparently they have sold nearly 4,000: http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/8321810.Cherries__Mitchell_would_welcome_cup_windfall/

Interesting. I would also like to see Bournemouth do well, have watched them quite a lot down the years but I would hate it if they beat us tonight. Got my ticket a few weeks back, thought £15 was a fair price.

Anna Maria Island is very nice. I'm going to Bonita Springs, just north of Naples. It always makes me smile when people slate an entire nation. Yes, some yanks are over the top but most are no different to us. Having said that can't stand the bloody French.

Orlando, then on the Gulf Coast. This is turning into Trip Advisor.

Will he be playing tomorrow, and if so does he plan to score a hat-trick?

I also love going to the States. I'll be in Florida in a few days for couple of weeks. I often think how I'd love to live there but then think how much I hate American sports.