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I'd like to see her facial expression when I've cum in it.

Dark chocolate cake (although not too spongey) with biscuit, mashmallow and dried fruit. Think M&S do them but not as nice as homemade.

My daughter bakes a cake(s) every weekend and I normally end up eating them. Very nice too. It's ginger bread men this week, okish. Last week was refrigerator cakes, lovely.

Coffee & Walnut with plenty of butter icing. I fu**ing love butter icing.

Be prepared for some flak!

Anyone know how many tickets have been sold.

I remember years ago whilst the whole family was sat down for Sunday lunch the conversation turned to Boy George. I made a derogatory comment about him to which my Mum replied 'Oh no, I think he's good. I like his new one, what's it called? Karma Sutra'

Is it just me or does anyone else sense the 'sexual tension' when Husband & Johnson are on with Ramen (sp) the weather girl. They clearly want to sh** her.

Right, so none of you lot make mistakes FFS. I actually think Tony Husband is a very good reporter, don't think he'll be on South today much longer, bigger and better things. The other night Roger Johnson after a story on flying turned to the weather girl Alexis and said 'you know a lot about wings', made me smile anyway.

When I used to play 5-a-side football there was a group of 3 deaf lads, one of them had a huge c***. Lucky bastard, he's got the ladies chasing him and doesn't have to listen to them.

This morning I drove past a burger van in Ferndown with the name: 'Ooh, nice baps' Made me smile. Any other amusing shop / company names?

Interesting article and as I said a union boy: 'Unite was even accused of breaking the rules of the contest by including a leaflet pledging its support for Ed Miliband along with the ballot papers for the contest it sent to its 950,000 members eligible to vote.'

Not a good result if you want Labour back in power. The public won't want a union boy.

Perhaps not, but I bet they'd hear 'sorry, I'm afraid you have been unsuccessfull' just as much.

Just ordered my ticket for the Bournemouth game online. Had to pay the £3 booking fee, not pleased about it. Do I still support Cortese? Absolutely. I just hope he doesn't read this forum.

What does she expect?: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8020254/Tattooed-woman-told-to-put-bag-over-head-by-Jobcentre.html Would you employ her?

Can someone insult me!

Why on TV do they tell you what's 'coming up on the show' at the start and again after 15 minutes? Do they think we've all got bloody Alzheimers?

A fact that appeared to be false on Saturday.

Was said with tongue firmly in cheek!

What does Adkins know about the role of a physio?

... and he can take a decent corner !!!

Yes, he mad a big impact when he came on as did Dickson. I would play them both along with Guly in a 4-5-1 / 4-3-3 formation, Guly and Oxo supporting Lambert.

Davis Buttery Fonte Seaborne Dickson AOC Schneid Hammond Guly Holmes Lambert

I went yesterday with my Middlesborough supporting mate , it is always interesting to hear his views. said 'you need a Nicky Butt'.