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Actually I don't think Chinny gives a toss about that. I don't think his plans for Cheats FC extend much further than February. I agree though, that Allen may be looking for work soon afterwards.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41185-The-January-2013-HCDAJFU-thread

In fairness, I'm sure they'll be above Cheats FC in the not too distant future.

We keep hearing these "Mayan" prophecies about the Cheats. Ignore all dates except the big one: the day of the last parachute payment. Then the festering cesspit of a club will surely meet its end.

Surely a nutjob in drag!

Both parents must have been understandably nervous, so this is great news. May junior have a long and healthy life (and play for Saints one day )

Translation: "There can be no further delays if we are going to be able to trouser February's parachute payments." Mark your calendars, fellow nutjobs. February is going to be fun!

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41185-The-January-2013-HCDAJFU-thread

Translation: They're happy for Gulifoyle to continue the administration until February, when they can trouser the last parachute payment and then pull the plug. In other words, we'd be infinitely better off than Cheats FC are now.

Ahem. Let's not get carried away.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41185-The-January-2013-HCDAJFU-thread

And to think fartoniser is going apoplectic trying to weed you out and ban you from POL. I can't think why.

Or maybe our nutjob common sense has rubbed off on poor old Corpse. Actually he's more than that. He actually owns a bank.

They missed 2 out of 5. The secret is to play against a team which misses 3 out of 5.

Time to wheel out the old wish: mass brawl, 5 players sent off for both teams, match abandoned, both teams docked 3 points. Failing that, 0-0 with a couple of sendings off each.

It has, indeed.

That's what I'm worried about. If he gets a new contract will he keep up his excellent form, or will he do a Saganowski?

Having a great season so far. Hopefully if he gets a new contract he doesn't do a "Saganowski" and stop puncheon above his weight.

Luggy wasn't bad by any means. 1.23 points per game in his short time here, more than good enough to stay up. RL's mistake was forcing Luggy out and replacing him with that wanker Wigley.

GK, CB and LB. Nothing less will do.

End of season scenario: TBH heads in an own goal to condemn Saggy's QPR to the drop, with us the beneficiaries, staying up in 17th place. Meanwhile, TBH and co's deferred wage settlement is the straw that breaks the rotten corpses back, and Cheats FC are liquidated the same day. So the question is, do we erect a statue in the legend TBH's honour? Or do we erect two?

I'm wondering, if Cheats FC get liquidated on December 21 do the Mayans get credit for foreseeing it?