Dark Munster

I wish them both a swift and full recovery. But not before Monday.

Manure and Arsenal had nothing to play for. It was an end of season friendly for both of them.

W5 D2 L6 = Mid-table form. FFS Dalek, stop confusing Luggy with Wigley. Appointing him was the disaster that began the big slide (finished off with aplomb by Saggy).

wiziwig.tv usually gives the socsportslive link for our games.

Me too, except forget the barrel.

^^^ This. I'm surprised Dalek hasn't chipped in to tell us (for the 1000th time) that the reason we got relegated was because Luggy was hired instead of Glenda.

Yes, but we would give them a good rogering with a team we could afford.

Surely not deader than Cheats FC?

I had a dream last week that we beat Juventus 3-1 in the Champions league final.

Come and join us nutjobs over here http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga/page1681 Almost 1700 pages of kicking the rotten corpse while it's down.

[h=1]West Ham: Sam Allardyce told to seal survival before new deal talks.[/h]In other related news, Fergie has also also been told to seal Man Utd survival before new deal talks. When questioning this, he was told that his team has the same chance of relegation as West Ham.

Poffertjes

Outcry over plans to scrap almost half of Portsmouth’s loos. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/outcry-over-plans-to-scrap-almost-half-of-portsmouth-s-loos-1-4775589 Nice one! Get rid of half the toilets to save the city money, then if the PST get their way, use the money to help fund the purchase one large toilet.

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=551&fid=256&sty=2&act=1&mid=2113247555 It appears they haven't got the memo that they are as safe as ManUre from relegation.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?43210-SAINTS-3-City-1-Reactions-amp-MOTM/page6

As David Coleman would say, extraordinary! So how about a rousing Happy Birthday song for Mauricio, followed by slightly different version for Saggy: Miserable Birthday to you! Miserable Birthday to you! Miserable Birthday dear Twitchy! F*ck off you bastard!

As an act of compassion perhaps we can offer for them to use part of this? The dog walking area just behind the row of seven trees would be appropriate. And the last L will stand for Liquidation.

John (TCWTB) loves his football club and would do anything within his power to help it. Anything, apart from buying a season ticket, of course. With his ticket for life he'll be one of the phew to watch, and ring a bell, until the very end.

Indeed. That's why we only spent $35 million on players, the 7th highest in Europe.

Hucking fell. It was obvious to most here that bringing in a LB cover was required during the window.

Better than Real Madrid and Dortmund? We'll walk this league!