Window Cleaner

Depends on the cause of it, few bacteria and a big dose of antibiotics will knock it out quickly. Nasty virus...not so much. Don't forget these lads have droves of docs to sort them out whenever it's necessary.

Goal record at Leverkusen wasn't that average, scores 1 for every 3 games, few hatricks I think though. Certainly not bad for a winger/striker. By the by Lovren is playing well again. Forming a good partnership with Skrtel.

Of course we could but Koeman didn't, he's not an outside of the box thinker by all of the signs so far. Too much Dutch and not enough enlightened ideas. Sooner he's gone the better it will be I think. Just sits there with his brother and looks ****ed off all of the time.

Perhaps 30 seconds of Gaston magic was all that we needed yesterday evening, couldn't have done any worse anyway.

He wasn't great, should have finished at 8 a side and about 3 penalties each. Both sides played alehouse football and the ref just didn't get a grip.

Money I expect

Alehouse football, reminds me of the sixties.

Enuretics Anonymous......does that actually exist ???????

Do we ever bench Pelle ? Can only remember one occasion when that has actually happened.

Why do the Star feel the need to make up crap like this and print it ? Is it some sort of loony article of the year contest.

that's what I saw, classic "ascenseur" and the goal was disallowed accordingly.

No..

What I really meant was the game was a bit end to end and full of positive actions and there wasn't a great deal of the up and down and around and around passing that you sometimes get.

I thought the game was quite agreeable to watch actually, probably better for the neutral than the Saints fan though. Bit rustic from time to time but there was very little down time at all..

Frietsaus; less fat, added sugar...diabetes in a plastic bottle..

Watford sunday......

Didn't like the price I expect...or didn't want to admit that he should have signed him years ago. Other than that we may have been a bit brusque with them last summer and again in January.

But only if we actually sell anyone else...otherwise it's just more end of window speculation.

Oh of course we don't want to sell, outcome and effect depend on how Mané reacts though.

They probably see it as an annual event similar to the Edinburgh Festival and the start of the Grouse Season.

Kent-Warks NR...that means we just need to bat not disastrously badly I think. If indeed we bat.

Never stops the speculation though does it...that's down to the nature of yer average football follower. Only the end of the transfer window will put a stop to it.

Botleigh Grange is good..mind you last time I went there at Christmas it was probably about 7.50£

Not to mention Ben Davies who went from Swansea to Spurs last summer, there was Vorm as well.

That's not what the BBC say....they are saying that SFC have acknowledged interest from M.U. http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33995543 Sort it out Auntie. So even when there's no interest there's interest. We'll see in about 12 days time I guess.