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list is out of date though, I know that Drenthe signed somewhere or other a while back, maybe last week. Maybe some good footballers on there though, their demands may be difficult to accomodate if they're getting more for being unemployed than clubs re prepared to offer. A problem that seems to have spread through civilised society I'm afraid.

Ramirez transfer probably gobbled up far too much time and energy. No doubt he'll be worth it, if only we could have tied it up in time to get him onto the pitch today when we had them on the ropes. Beginning to wonder if we haven't caught a cold with JRod though.

You'd think so but the bookies and online betting operators are ingenious in finding ways to separate fools from their money.

to do what exactly, rush around like a blue assed fly and lunge at everything that moves, pausing only to give the ball way due to his lack of instantaneous control. Until Ramirez starts and Cork is fit again our MF will be made up of any 3 from Lallana,Morgan,JWP and Davis.

I knew girl called Nancy once, easy she certainly was, probably why she's first up on Google then. NB: I am not a Window Cleaner but my wife was nagging me about getting up onto the roof and cleaning all the Veluxes and the Solar Panels on the day that I signed up.

you never know with Evans, Lambert might not even start.

probaby not even all that dodgy, just needs another clumsy lunge from Jos on an attacker that's turned on him.

Anyway whether you think that he "did alright" for us last season when called upon or not, you have to realise that it takes real class to be an EPL player, which is why Sharp,Hammond and Martin are on loan in the NPC and we're paying upwards of 15 million euros for a little known Uruguayan playmaker.

You can bet your old boots that unless he gets an injury of some sort with Uruguay Ramirez will start against the Arse.NC hasn't paid 18 million euros for him to sit on the bench, NA won't get a choice.

A lightning quick striker with neat finishing ability......what else do you need to know. Football is a simple game.

Star's writing policy ? wtf is that, it's just a few lines of meaningless jumble to fill the spaces between the tits and the adverts.

Did Levy also appoint Juande Ramos ? Hoddle ? Paying 8.1 million for Dean Richards ? if so you'd have to say he's not really got a great track record and that would have to include sacking Redknapp in the first place.

Harry will probably be back at Tottenham before the season is out, AVB is a clueless idiot where English football is concerned, cannot see for the life of me just why Spurs appointed him .

I am obviously totally alone in not being surprised tht he's been farmed out already. Could never understand why we signed him in the first place. NA obviously wanted him here but I'm beginning to think that NA no longer has the final say in who comes and who goes, if JRod doesn't shape up pdq then he could be out on loan already in January.

I'd be far more confident were either of our 2 beacon signings to play.

maybe he'll have an off day

Depends on whether we can score before they do, the result is .down to our front men, if they're mute again and can't convert the chances that are created for them at the outset we will probably get dumped on.

Unsurprising, he wasn't all that great for us last season, which is why NA didn't play him unless he had no other choice. Some of our fans vastly overestimate the qualities of very average football players.....like Dickson, truely woeful footballer but some thought he was the bees bolloaks.

I've got a pen that I took fromTim Berners-Lee, don't tell him though he'll want it back.

Didn't help our cause in any way this time though, and as we're currently getting smashed by the Sussex openers it looks like it might be a bad couple of days for Hants CCC

looks like a bit of a dodgy dos at Scarborough, Yorkshire have 2 joke bowlers on and are letting Gloucs smash them about, no doubt to reach some fixed target in a minimum of time and overs. Surely that ain't kosher!

What people? the club is run by a person not people.

having an "agenda" would be too much effort for most journalists, just writing arbitrary bullshît is far less tiring for them.

Can't be right, no Guly

Oh the Arse, doubt if they'll even make the top 4 this time round, why I see them as our best chance of a point in the first few matches.