Saint in Paradise

I am totally confused now, I thought ALL Apple Mac things worked at 100% efficency all of the time.

Yes, just don't turn up but disappear for a few days until you come to your sences. Notice no smilie thing I am serious.

Anglo Scottish:lol:

The Police doing what the flight attendants couldn't or worse wouldn't do and actually help all those people on the aircraft ?????

As was the game for Mr Channon that the 30,000 plus attended at the Dell .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/10409315.stm Bunch of wimps

Come on people, don't bother to reply to these skates ( except Mack Rill ) as there are none as blind as them that want to be. These skates that do appear on here are so "blind" I am amazed that they can read let alone type a message. The phrase "Intellectual Pygmies" springs to mind as soon as I read skate speak. .

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel For their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a Room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong Bed." The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?' The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon Not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

New Zealand will take a serious look at joining Australia in taking court action against Japanese whaling in Antarctic waters following the collapse of international whaling talks. Just a brilliant idea saying that just before NZ play Paraquay with a JAPANESE Ref :x:x GO the All Whites :lol: .

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him. You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

NZ free to air TV is carp, they have not shown any England games live, only a few minutes of highlights. They are NOT going to show Eng vs Germs either. It isn't on NZ SKY either according to the prog guide. After looking again it might be on SKY after all, but not 100% a given.

These 3 weeks are up, Your days start getting shorter and ours get longer :lol:

Much more important though is at the moment ( famous last words ) NZ have twice the number of points that Australia have. Even if NZ lose their last match and Australia win theirs NZ can know they have performed so much better than that large island across the Tasman Sea. A lot of NZ fans were expecting to lose against Italy so I hope they won't get too upset if they lose against Paraguay, The way the NZ team ( England take note ) are performing another good result is very much on. Earlier a poster did not understand my comparing NZ with Slovakia as being like a League 1 team against a top 6 PL team, perhaps today he will understand ? I was comparing the standard of teams as Slovakia are well over 40 places higher in FIFA standings than NZ, I was NOT saying Slovakia was a top 6 PL team. Anyway, Go The All Whites .

As this CVA vote was far from secret and bearing in mind how AA shouted from the rooftops about who had voted against I just wonder IF some who didn't vote "No" were afraid of what might happen to them when it became known how they voted. I mean would you like TCWTB and friends turning up at your door ?

IMHO they are only used by the mentally challenged portion of society. On a par with people who won't bring back capital punishment.

Clapham Saint, could your company make an official complaint to that professional body ? .

Probably the first World Cup to be held in Russia.

All being well that will be the first game I can attend at St Marys !!

Original story posted on 5th June http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?23030-Xavi-idolized-MLT

Women like that LOL !!!

What a fantastic result, it is like a low Leaque one team getting a draw against a top 6 PL team. :D I cannot see them doing quite so well against Italy or Paraquay but still I am very pleased for the Kiwis

Shearer has disappeared from the banner, he was there before ?

Ah i have found it now but only because I am using IE8. It doesn't show when I use Firefox.

I am unable to find this spell checker either

AA is supposed to be working for the creditors not the ******* football club.