Pamplemousse

I can't imagine Pochettino will be too happy with this.

Very fair and balanced article, although I look forward to a certain Mr Samuel's take, we all know he is the oracle.

The cup games are the only matches where I want Pompey to win, so we get the chance to knock them out. It's now 11 years and counting since we last beat them and that is unacceptable.

Presumably Watford have sold out their end?

Our tickets were given out free to illegal immigrants and we were playing crowd noise over the tannoy system.

I don't think we'll win, I think a draw is realistic. 0-0 or 1-1. I don't expect there to be many goals.

I'm sure the Northam will have no problem reminding him when they visit SMS

If Fonte goes, I will leave the country. He isn't going, relax people.

Craig Wilkinson ‏@CraigNWilkinson 17m17 minutes ago Portsmouth, England Disgusting football from Carlisle. Park the bus then celebrate the draw, says a lot about how **** they are. Alex Fugard ‏@AlexFugard 19m19 minutes ago One positive of living in New York. I won't have to watch another season of league two mediocrity under Paul Cook #Pompey Bradley Saunders ‏@BradSaundersPfc 23m23 minutes ago A whole squad celebrating a draw at Fratton park.. Not the first and won't be the last for #pompey this season Luke ‏@TanookiChallis 34m34 minutes ago Imagine traveling hundreds of miles to aee your team open the season only for them to park the bus. :lol:

Oops, reports on twitter suggests a few boos as well at the final whistle

Joint top after 1 game, despite plucky Carlisle with 10 men kicking lumps out of the heroic blue heroes and heroically battling back at the park, spurred on by a 200,000 sell out bestest fans roaring them on to victory to get a point, no thanks to the referee who is conspiring with the EFL and Sky to stop them on their deserved path to promotion.

The referee has clearly been overawed by the occasion by not disallowing that goal, whilst Carlisle are upping their game in the biggest match of their careers

‘The club speaks for itself. You only have to look at the fanbase' TCWTB speaks for the state of the club alright.

17th

In theory, the best teams have a higher co-efficient, but yes, anyone can beat anyone.

Surely there is some sort of mistake? Only one of their matches being the most anticipated?! And only in third place?! This cannot be correct

For most optimistic, substitute it for most deluded

If we end up in different pots, it'll be written in the stars that we get Nice

I would love it if West Ham got Astana

Updated the map of all the teams. It's thinned out a bit! If teams change stadium for example, for capacity reasons then I'll update it. There are a few examples, like Dundalk playing in Dublin and Zorya Luhansk playing in a different city other than a warzone. https://drive.google.com/open?id=15iJR0WBjDR4BeEx7PXTsHLnjQIA&usp=sharing

I've got two tabs open, one with the current scores and one with last week's scores. But yes, it is a case of clicking back and forward. Although I've looked at it so many times that I think I've memorised most of the scores anway

The E stands for Elitesport. Sonderjysk means South Jutland in Danish

Lubin only has a co-efficient of 4.500

One shock result we needed has already happened. Spartak Moscow are out, they lost to Larnaka from Cyprus. So that's 2 more sides with higher co-efficients we need out, right?

In the qualifying rounds, TV rights are sold by the home club. BT Sport said that for some reason West Ham didn't make the game available.