KelvinsRightGlove

QLTM

I was scoffed at for saying it could. Though to be fair, I said it might not and probably wouldn't happen for a few years. Of all the things I'm enjoying at the moment - it is this part I love the most. The production line seems like an endless conveyor belt of talent at the moment. If only a few other clubs took the same approach - England would be a much stronger force on the world stage, well imo of course.

Yup

Maybe I'm wrong, but even if it was the other way around - I really don't think I'd be that bothered. Rivalries are always bigger for fans than players. End of the day, it's 2 professionals showing some mutual respect. There are people in my industry that work for rival companies who I would love to meet.

We should have kept Billy Sharp FFS.

Lol just landed to see this! Get in Ossie!! Where's AlpWhine?

Yup. Lil Nicky asked me to source a new manager. 3 defeats on the bounce just ent cutting it.

Flying home. Currently in Barcelona. Oops defo thought we were away. Regardless, they are much better than us.

Bet they both score lol

Can't say I'm looking forward to this one. Not actually that bothered I'll be on a flight so unable to watch. City are amazing at home, and we have half our team out injured. Can't see anything other than a tonking to be honest. I miss us being good.

How is it that probably 90% of threads end up being about Gaston/Osvaldo when one of you or Barry show up? Because you take it off topic

Get a grip, no keeper would have saved that

Praying ossie gets the winner! Gwarn cpt jack!

If you spout enough doom and gloom, eventually you'll be right. You are further off the mark on far more occasions than you think.

Lol. How predictable. We should have done a Sunderland, or QPR last season. MORE SIGNINGS NOW!!! But don't you dare not play our old players. Ha

Why do you revel in Saints doing bad? I just cannot comprehend it.

Sure.

Christ, this place is about to go into meltdown... Cue alpwhine in...

Change from what? What did Billy contribute last season?

I thought flukes don't count? Or do they only not count when we score them?

I heard Ricky van Wolfswinkle & Gary Hooper are gonna tear this league up.

Was out with a mate who is a Spurs fan last night, perhaps reassuringly they also have womble fans that want rid of the pair too.

Oh come on guy, I'll do better than that. Have faith Papster. This blonde bombshell is the one to change London for the better! (Not so) Interesting fact, I was once asked by a political party to put myself forward as a party candidate for Leeds City Council - I declined

You'll vote for me right pap? It'll be a change, but not too much of a change. Swap one bumbling blonde bombshell for another.

Hey! I got 9/10, does this not mean I'm smarter than Boris As a Londoner I thought that meant I could run against him in a few years time, seeing as I clearly have the upper hand in the intelligence stakes.