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I'd say one or both of Saga and Rasiak will go. Pulis and Molyneux are a waste of space. And we've got one too many goalkeepers. If he's not getting in the team (and he shouldn't), Lancashire needs to either be sold or go out on loan somewhere to learn how to play football.

1 Kelvin Davis Goalkeeper 2 Dan Harding Defender 3 Wayne Thomas Defender 4 Marek Saganowski Striker 5 Chris Perry Defender 7 Rickie Lambert Striker 8 Simon Gillett Midfielder 9 Grzegorz Rasiak Striker 10 Paul Wotton Midfielder 11 Lee Holmes Midfielder 13 Tommy Forecast (on loan to Grimsby ) Goalkeeper 14 Dean Hammond Midfielder 15 Oliver Lancashire Defender 16 Graeme Murty Defender 17 Matthew Paterson Striker 18 Joseph Mills Defender 19 Morgan Schneiderlin Midfielder 20 Adam Lallana Striker 21 Anthony Pulis Midfielder 22 Lee Molyneux Defender 23 Lloyd James Defender 24 Kayne McLaggon Striker 25 Michael Poke Goalkeeper 26 Jake Thomson Midfielder 27 Jamie White Striker 28 Bartosz Bialkowski Goalkeeper 29 Oscar Gobern Midfielder 30 Jack Boyle Midfielder 31 Ryan Doble Midfielder 32 Andrej Pernecky Goalkeeper 33 Jack Saville Defender 34 Callum McNish Midfielder 35 Jacob Mellis (on loan from Chelsea ) Midfielder 44 Ben Reeves Defender Plus Trotman from the sounds of things. I've in bold the ones I'd consider to be part of the first team squad, that's 23 of them.

Didn't they have a Fifa 2010 booth at Swindon the other night? Near the main entrance? FIFA 2010 is one of Swindon's sponsors.

What are you on about?!?! Lescott is nothing like Saga.

Easy, easy.

Or maybe Pardew just isn't particularly excitable?

Always cracks me up when people talk about players as if they are a piece of meat. The people who moan when someone leaves are the same ones who are trigger happy when it comes to getting rid of players. Just because someone isn't playing very well at the moment, or isn't fitting the system, doesn't mean you should sell them. Even if we dropped him, we still need players to make up the squad.

Think that's the new version of the one I have. Don't think mine has bluetooth or fm transmitter. Looks the same though.

I've got a cheap Navigo satnav from WHSmith, think it was about £45. The software that comes with it is rubbish, but it can be easily hacked to run TomTom and a few other sets of satnav software. There's a website where you can download all the software, including worldwide maps, speed camera data, etc.

Yep, having a goalie as captain is pointless. However Pardew seems to treat Wotton as captain anyway. It was him who went over to the touchline for a chat every time there was a break in play.

3 hours there and back then, which is I think what Mao Cap meant.

Don't suppose anyone has a spare do they? I want to go but can't get to Southampton to get a ticket.

As shown by the women's rankings.

As I know how much everyone loves these debates, here's a scenario: My Grandad used to live in Cornwall, and owned a house in the sticks, with garden, and another bit of land directly opposite. About 15 years ago he moved back to Hampshire and sold the house, but kept the bit of land opposite. About 3 years ago he was contacted by the person who owns the house next door (who I don't think has a garden), who asked if his children could play in his field. Grandad said of course that is fine. Recently however Grandad was informed by a relative who still lives down there (Grandad is in his 80's and so is unable to travel to Cornwall very often) that this man has laid down some hardstanding in the field, erected a five bar gate, and is using the land to park vehicles. He had also set up some fencing where he was apparently planning to keep chickens, although has now taken it down. We are worried that the neighbour may be planning to claim some form of squatters rights over the land, and take ownership of it himself. Is there any risk of this? What do people suggest we do?

It's a rights problem.

BBC take the vids off after a week.

Pardew out!

Needs more power in central midfield.

Nope, it's tonight.

Jesus, how ridiculous. I'm sure suspensions have carried over between clubs before.

As DS said, Rule 1.

If someone says they are not going to sign a new contract and will leave next year, that's generally a trigger for the club to sell them now while they can still get a transfer fee. Wouldn't be surprised at all if Kranjcar, James, Distin, and Nugent all leave in the next couple of weeks.

It would probably work as well. Wasn't he on 72.8% or something? Edit: Although the theory breaks down a bit when you see he's not in the squad...... http://www.cafonline.com/competition/african-cup-of-nations-angola_2010/news/3160-tunisia-squad-for-ivory-coast-friendly.html

Oh dear.

Plus at the end of a 3 year contract, no player is worth anything.......