Secret Site Agent

I did once when sitting in bed and once when I was driving in some shorts. Painful.

As my name above suggests i am a ...........................................................................Project Manager, (old Nickname from S4E), but I used to do secret stuff.

Well, if you wanted to get back at us, sign for our biggest rivals and play the game of your life to whack in as many as possible.

I had an argument with a Yank once on a joint exercice outside Dortmund who said that it comes from the nickname for the 101st Airborne going back to the second world war, (and where the name of the book comes from, apparently). I did point out that it actually comes from Shaekespears Henry V, act 4 Scene 3 and pre-dates the formation of the 101st by 500 years. He called me a Limey faggot, in the officers mess, in front of everyone. I asked my Colonel for permission to scratch his eyes out, but he would only give me permission to insult his uniform and haircut. Sandhurst 1 Westpoint 0

On his move to Southampton, Jack Cork made the following comment: ' I came here because of Southampton's lack of Ambition. This is a club that has no money and the manager cannot attract players to the team. I also came here because the owners, the Family of Mr Leibherr, are selling the club and I understand that the chairman refuses to sign anyone or spend any money and I am scared of him and don't like the look of him at all. I also came here because, as I had another year on my contract with a premier league outfit, no one else wanted me so I had nothing better to do than drop a division as, lets be honest, i'm not very good and anyone could get into the U21 team.'

No, I was given this on Tuesday afternoon in a quick snippit and more yesterday as I was in the Hillhead area doing a site survey, but I couldn't log on until now to pass the information. My source is one of very few snippets but he hasn't been wrong as yet, just a littkle slow off the mark sometimes as he panicks that he may get into trouble.

Apparently Jason Puncheon, according to my HP, want to move to Pumpy. Just to kick us in the nuts a bit more no doubt. Or it's his agent stiurring the brown stuff as well, (to force us to keep him, as no one else wants him, as iif NC and NA are that petty.) Wouldn't wish Puncheon on my worst enemy, but the cheating blue few down the road? Willingly. Thoughts here please.

In for a penny and all that.

Can't comment on most of the above but works to the A27. Sorry, Rubbish, they arn't down to do anything to the A27. I know, because I am, (after a land issue is resolved)>

I would like to point out that NickG quote may not prove his point, but it proves mine. Promotion next season, build this season. That's enougfh ambition for me.

Do you want to know where I stand? I'll tell you. In my mind the target date for the best of the best signings isn't this month or next. It isn't either January. It's January 2013. Lets aim for the best we can this season and look to build for promotion next season, which gives us time to build a TEAM, not 11 individuals. Calm down and for christ sake, be patient. We have only just been promoted and our target for Premiership football still has a couple of years to run. The team we have now took two years to build, we aint going to build another one in two months.

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Pippa Middletons a r s e reminds me of a story by J.K. Rowling. Sooner or later you just know Harrys going to be in it.

Oscar has left to join Huddersfield on a two year deal. Not a bad thing, but what about someone coming in? Would be nice. Perhaps this is what the press conference is all about.

Sorry but I too think you have been ripped off. When I work away I live in what is called a bunker bin, which is a containerised bedroom/bathroom/living room, so I have to set up a new aerial every 3 to 6 months. The costs for an individual set up, from Screwfix is: Labgear TV Aerial High-Gain Digital £19.99 SLx Digital Signal Finder £13.99 Labgear Coaxial Cable Kit 25m £11.57 Co-Axial Cable Clip 7.0mm Black Pack of 100 £ 1.86 Labgear Metal Coax Plugs Pack of 10 £ 2.85 Labgear TV Aerial Loft Fixing Kit £ 3.95 Labgear Screened Flush Coaxial Socket £ 3.52 each Philex Signal booster £ 6.99 Or, to be fair you can get 4 Room Digital TV Distribution Kit with Infra Red Link for £41.99 (Product Code: 26992). This includes 4 way aerial amplifier, 3 x SLx link remote extenders, 25m digital coaxial cable, 4 x 1m coaxial leads, 3 x surface coaxial sockets, 3 x coax plugs, 25 x cable clips. So as said above you could do the whole lot for less than £ 100.00. The problem with you signal could be that the signal cone you aerial is picking up is only a shadow, or is not the strongest signal. It could be interference from another banded signal, or you arte still in the middle of a switchover.. Without seeing it it's hard to say, but the digital signal finder could help here. Also if you put in Freeview(it's here http://www.freeview.co.uk/availability/main) or Digital TV (it's here http://www.digitaluk.co.uk/) into google you can go to the coverage checker and find out where your transmitter is by putting in your postcode, (for me it's Rowridge on the Isle Of Wight) but there are booster stations on the transmitter group, (you can get a map that shows them for the South here http://www.digitaluk.co.uk/transmitternetwork/tools__and__resources/switchover_maps/maps/Ofcom_Meridian_May11v2.3.jpg) And if you don't want to shell out 14 quid for the signal finder, just use the map, find your house and point your aerial in the direction to the transmitter. You'll also find info on installers, the different types of aerial, when the switch over is and what channels you should be getting. Up in Rochester me and two foreman helped an old girl who was going to be ripped of £ 350 for a digital aerial and it took us 4 hours to put up a new aerial, fit 3 outlets and find the best signal, so it isn't a problem if an old Civil Engineer, a Groundworks foreman and a Chippie foreman can nock one together, i'm sure you can. Hope this all helps.

I did Linda Reynolds, the blond one of the Reynolds Girls, three years ago when I was on a site visit for a couple of weeks to the Akritiri air base in Cyprus. She's the blond one and the years haven't been kind. As the forman who was sharing a room with me explained in the morning, all he could see was two fat people having sex and he didnt know where I finished and she started, but it put him off jelly for life. Dirty scouse *****.

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But you have to admit that both victims here succeeded in doing what the justice system couldn't. They wont re-offend. They are no longer a menace to society.

I'm more concerned with the Hollywood remake. 'The great and heroic story of how Lootenant Colonel Gus Gibbons, of the 97th Bomb Group, United States Army Air Force takes the war to the Krauts with the new invention from Barney Wallis, the New York Bouncing Bomb. Starring Ben Affleck as Lootenant Colonel Gus Gibbons Matt Damon as Lootenant Trent Ronkowski Samual L Jackson as General Anton Franklin Washington Harrison III Chris Rock as the voice of Migger rigger trigger s****** gigger Alan Rickman as Geobbles Tim Piggot-Smith as Georing John Hurt as Hitler Ralph Fiennes as VolderHimmler Kenneth Branagh as Adolf Eichmann Sorry. Still got hangovers from the film U571, and with a Great Uncle on HMS Bulldog, it upset me slightly.

No because you have made an offer and there was acceptance. However if you knew the two were inside or you put them inside, then that is theft.

I am reminded of the time when Hansen said that 'You Can't Win Anything With KIDS' and Manure went and proved him wrong. Let us not forget we have many a youngster that we have developed who have become very good over time. This si the way that we are going now. We don't have to sell any more to survive, and do we really want to take the risk of getting 11 mercenaries, (let's not forget Puncheon) who only want to play for the wage packet and we fail, well they'll just leave, reather than a team who want us to succeed? Invest in the future is more key than trying to buy success.

I'd like to SEE Karen Brady. If you know what I mean. And i'd ask her if Lord Sugars firing finger smells of fish!

Well put, AP. We never know the motivations, pressures, restrictions etc behind someones decisions, and we only see what decisions we would make from the confort and safety of the knowledge that we don't have to make them and deal with the consequences. I personally believe that NC dos his business in a more structured way. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a 'Risk Matrix' somewhere to assist in his decisions, with lots of flow charts and predictions and SMART goals, rather than gut instinct and cheapness. There is a marked difference between cost and value.

****, I though I was playing football manager and have made a couple of offers. Still, always room on the drainage gang. After all, 'down the drain' and all that.:lol

I once more find myself agreeing with Phil, except after this weekend I don't think I could stand the 'Play Off' Lottery.