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Deppo, look at it this way. Number of days since I posted on here = 0, because I have posted on here, today.

I see that Barney got a yellow after scoring - What's that all about? If soemone could enlighten me, please.

"If You Were Here Tonight" by Alexander O'Neil. 1985, Me, a girl called Louise, The Rank erection section. Still does it for me now. In a BIG way. ::

Going back to my working accomodation, I have a large amount of vodka and cider left from the Xmas booze up, so I think i'm going to get a bit boozed. Night All. And Hey, Alpine What? Leave the Leaded Coffee alone. All in all your just a........Nother poster on this forum, (sung to the Pink Floyd Song)

So's this.

We're the Strood Riverside over here.

I think Alpine should change his brand of coffee to a decaffinated variety. I can recommend Ein Mellow ausgereifte Vögel or perhaps rot bestiegen.

It was the secretaries and catering for me. I always remember one year there was a girl I fancied that didn't turn up, I got rat faced and I ended up with this Big Boned Girl from the catering course who had a crush on me. She seemed quite shy to begin with, but at the end of the night she ended up big boned in another way. I remember it as the dirty security guard caught us at the back where the loading area is claiming that 'Some one reporting what looked like a dead body' and I waved my member at him and asked him if it looked like rigor mortice had set in. My mates tooks the ****, but the bird I was after would not, and never did, what my xmas encounter did for me. Still, happy days. I just feel that it was mis-managed once the likes of the ocean villiage and Bargate Centre opened. It needed stores that appealed to locals as well as the Saturday shopper. And it closed to early as well, with the security throwing you at at just on 5.30. Also it was nothing but a playground for the kids, (me included). An arcade would ahve made a mint there I rekon. And it was ideally placed for a video rentals, with Kingsland Estate next door, and St. Marys over the road. At that time the only choices were either Six dials on the crap one in St Marys, or going all the way to Portswood to Blockbusters. At least until Video to go opened.

I have successfully appealed many tickets and a few clamps in my time, the most recent is three against Medway Council which I was successful at. I have an advantage that I have to carry a copy of the 'SIGNS AND ROAD MARKING REGULATIONS' and the 'ROAD TRAFFIC ACT' manuals with me for work. The key is to be blunt with them, (if they are private) that you refuse to pay any outstanding cost as at then time you made an offer to pay as part of your contract but they refuesed acceptance,(in that they did not allow you or give you an accaptable avenue to pay - as the machine was broken). It's now too late, in your eyes, for them to come back to you. So there. Throw in DMS quoted Thornton v Shoe Lane Parking Ltd [1971] 2 QB 163 and, if they start trying to be heavy you can always get a solictor to do you a letter refuting payment If they decide to go for court action, there are many solicitors, (and a few Barristers) who relish the chance to cream these people in court as they have to be very tight with their evidence and very squeeky clean as well, as any little oversight is enough to put doubt in their case, and is in your favour. These people rely on threats and intimidation as they are unregulated and with the control on clamping upcoming they are looking for easy ways to continue to make money.

I remember it well. Comet, Tandys, the weird book shop, the bike shop upstairs which had a repair area the you got to by the fire escape at the back. I remember me and DickyHale getting chased out of there for winding up a security guard and having a few knee tremblers after hours in the car park with some young ladies. Also Christmas **** up in the Royal Oak when i was at the tech college. Happy days.

Next season we will have Craig M_S so one will have to go.

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If you look at Dave Alred coaching technique he is able to take people with the skill and is able to enhance what they already have. But he is a caoch and has the skill to train others, yet he had no success as a player. As mentioned above, i think this also proves the reverse is true.

Yes, he works with me. We are both Horticulturalists.

Well done, Ade, for putting them right. I think you came across as a decent voice of reason. It's nice to see that some of them think it's ******, also interesting to see someone else call us 'Scummers' and finally that they have their own versions of some on here, (blinded by the truth, only see their version of history, ignore all posts that prove them in error, attack, attack and attack again).

I make of it that you do not commit to full detailed structural design unless you have planning permission. And I work on jobs where the planning permisision and the design we completed over a year ago. And please, we have seen the architectual images, but these you mostly see on the hoarding of the development when it is being built. However, their source is strong, being a National TV Programme report, I mean a local TV report, Excuse me I meant to say in a National Newspaper, Sorry that came out wrong, a Local Newpaper. Oh, um, yes, someone knows someone, (Un-named). The greatest source of all. Well, my friend, who doesn't exist, told me that he knows a non-existant member of the Saints Acadamy who catagorically states that Nick Illingsworth Season ticket is in the post, with the cheque, and that Aliens did land at Roswell, and that Crystal Palance is to merge with West Ham and Spurs, for financial reasons and will either be called Crystal Hot Ham, or Tottenham West Palace. It was also reported in the well know fictional paper, the Chip Wrapper news, (between the advert for earning £350.00 a day with Google as advertised on BBC, and the Advert for Getting Ripped in a Month) and on the TV Sports show hosted by Ian Fuller and Jeremy Bullocks, titled Fuller ********.

Thanks All.

Try Baggins Books in Rochester. They are pretty good at hunting down rare second hand books. I have got some real oldies from them, especially a copy of the rare Logans Run paperback from 1967 and Logans world. I must warn it is not cheap, as they will not just look on their shelves, they hunt the book down if it is available as they have contacts all over the UK and abroad, so they may be able to beat the £35.00 or may be more expensive. I have been waiting to pass this info on to someone for a long time. Good Luck.

'How to win friends and influence people' By Nick Illingsworth:lol:

Unfortunatly we found one guilty and his wife collapsed in floods of tears. Another we found guilty and he laughed and did the gun thing with his fingers.

I used to be a Chicken Supreme Pizza

Let me elaborate. There was no Dean Richards tribute last night. This was only brought up as an issue by the Pundit from Bournemouth, who had been commenting on the game they just lost to a team lower down the league than them, which they shouldn't have done based on their performance. It was then picked up by the Commentator for the Portsmouth game, who brough in the Pundit for the Portsmouth game, who had been commenting on their loss in a game where they were the better team, who gave a tirade about how discusted they were. They then pressed the Southampton Pundit and the Coomentator, who had just finished commentating on a Win at St. Marys. Following the pressing of the said Pundit for Southampton, he then made a comment about how he was greatly disappointed. My point being that this hadn't been an issue for 2 hours and 20 minutes before two people from other teams who had lost on the day decided it was. My other point is that when there are scandals regarding money irregularities and the lost of a loved manager who followed the pound, these were reported as news items and neither pundit, nor the third one, deemed to make any personal comment. However, my personal feeling is that if Saints fiddled the taxman, of if Atkins git us promoted and left us high and dry on the verge of the Premiership, they would be most vocal.

Eh?

Yes I listened to the Tirade on the radio, All of them disgusted that Saints did nothing for Dean Richards. And I agree we should have done it..................... However........................................... Pompey are a bunch of cheating bastards, and on Merrinton at the time had anything to say on the subject and was soundly shut up by the rest, and when Eddie left Bompey for more money, after being linked with all and sundry as the nmercenary he is, it was all 'What a Shame' but nothing on the fact he shown no loyalty, they ALL bent over backwards to excuse him. So, we should do something for Dean, it is a great shame his passing, although plenty has been done previously for him at other clubs, and maybe more where he meant more to other teams, (played 2 seasons for us, to be sure, and got 8 million in the coffers) but I don't think it as bad a crime as they made out. Just another excuse for tators for other teams to have a go at us, (it didn't start with Merrignton, but with that **** Wilco), and it isn't like it was a life long player like Banali and Le Tiss. Not criticising the issue, but the way it was handled, especially when it was picked up from Dean Court and Fratton and thrown our way.

**** off Macca you ****. You and your cheating bastards can **** off, an you willow. You tell us what it's like Dave.