trousers Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 "I cant get down because im inextricably linked too the crossbar! What a p-p-p-p-pickle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 "i cant get down because im inextricably linked too the crossbar! What a p-p-p-p-pickle!" winner!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 "I cant get down because im inextricably linked too the crossbar! What a p-p-p-p-pickle!" No-one else needs to make a comment. We already have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 Touch the crossbar if you're a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 Someone pass him the noose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints67 Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 'Look I can do what I want! It's my Football League and if you don't like it I'll stick my middle finger down at you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red and White Russ Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 'I only swing when I'm winning, swing when I'm wiiinnniinnng!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 "Hey everyone! Look at me i'm a C*NT" (sorry not feeling very inspired at the moment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 I'm just hoping its practice for the real event - The Itchen Bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispypie Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 "Nope, there's no spare points up here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red and White Russ Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 Littlewoods this week revealed the results of their 'spot the c**t' competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 Tight git, Someone shouts first one to the bar buys the drinks and this guy does this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evo Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 "Ha ha very funny Matt, now get me down you c**t before I slap a 50 point deduction on your ass" or It was a sad reflection on Saints' inability to get anything done right that a miscommunication resulted in the wrong kind of hanging for Lord Mawhinney. or The fabled "Missing Link" between humans and neanderthals has been discovered swinging from an unguarded crossbar. "Oh bananas!" he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat from Poole Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 Such a shame that the review of MPs' expenses only goes back 4 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 19 June, 2009 Share Posted 19 June, 2009 "think you're close to takeover? Ill just raise the bar that bit higher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 Mawhinney proves conclusively that he genuinely cant find his arse with both hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 Lord Mawhinney grimaces and suffers an anal prolapse as he waits for the masked member of the Illuminati who nailed his right hand to the crossbar to return with the nails for his left hand and both feet; ignorant of the fact it is actually Leon 'Hilti' Crouch in a balaclava... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigchrisy Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 After the collapse of Southampton football club Lord Mawhinney went for a muck about in his new playground at st marys.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 Mawhinney proves once again that he is a prize chimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 Mawhinney in strange magnetic hands shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 Mawhinny introduces new state of the art "over-the-line" technology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 Welcome to the Fawlty Towers of Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 "The crossbar at Southampton's end is to be set up there, and for all opposing teams facing Saints the crossbar is to be set down there. This has been unanimously agreed by all other clubs in the Football League." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 "The crossbar at Southampton's end is to be set up there, and the crossbar at all opposing teams end is to be set down there. This has been unanimously agreed by all other clubs in the Football League" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 Sorry. It's actually an offence to hang off the crossbar. You've just been banned from football for life. P.S. There is no right of appeal. Oh yeah. And you can f**k off, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 June, 2009 Share Posted 20 June, 2009 "Look, I've moved the goalposts again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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