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I don't know whether it has been mentioned on any of the many threads about our new manager, but according to the announcement on the OS, tomorrow is Alan Pardew's birthday.

 

An auspicious day for him, but also for us, as it is the dawn of a new era for the club with a new owner and a new manager and not only the first match when they will both be at the stadium at the stadium, but a match also against serious classy opposition.

 

As the stadium is going to be substantially close to a capacity attendance, what better opportunity to welcome Alan than with a rousing chorus of "Happy Birthday"?

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I don't know whether it has been mentioned on any of the many threads about our new manager, but according to the announcement on the OS, tomorrow is Alan Pardew's birthday.

 

An auspicious day for him, but also for us, as it is the dawn of a new era for the club with a new owner and a new manager and not only the first match when they will both be at the stadium at the stadium, but a match also against serious classy opposition.

 

As the stadium is going to be substantially close to a capacity attendance, what better opportunity to welcome Alan than with a rousing chorus of "Happy Birthday"?

 

Yes I mentioned it yesterday but your idea is good

 

I think is background is good also

 

http://www.4thegame.com/club/west-ham-united-fc/manager-profile/31147/alanpardew.html

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I don't know whether it has been mentioned on any of the many threads about our new manager, but according to the announcement on the OS, tomorrow is Alan Pardew's birthday.

 

An auspicious day for him, but also for us, as it is the dawn of a new era for the club with a new owner and a new manager and not only the first match when they will both be at the stadium at the stadium, but a match also against serious classy opposition.

 

As the stadium is going to be substantially close to a capacity attendance, what better opportunity to welcome Alan than with a rousing chorus of "Happy Birthday"?

 

Before making fools of ourselves could you please provide a confirmable link to this information. Nothing would be worse than give him a rousing Happy Birthday and him not know what the f U cK we were on about.

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Before making fools of ourselves could you please provide a confirmable link to this information. Nothing would be worse than give him a rousing Happy Birthday and him not know what the f U cK we were on about.

 

As said in the first post, it's on the OS.

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Before making fools of ourselves could you please provide a confirmable link to this information. Nothing would be worse than give him a rousing Happy Birthday and him not know what the f U cK we were on about.

 

As well as being on the OS, it is also confirmed on Wikepaedia.

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And it's in the Echo too, but they might just have got their information from here/WikiPedia

 

BTW Is your WikiPedia a special one for Portsmouth residents??

 

Ah! I see. I couldn't be arsed to look up the correct spelling and guessed at it.

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How does the birthday song go?

I believe he means this one...

 

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go shawty

It's your birthday

We gon' party like it's yo birthday

We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday

And you know we don't give a fudge

It's not your birthday!

 

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub

Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs

I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love

So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

 

Quite apt really...meet me in da club...where we'll play Ajax...

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I believe he means this one...

 

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go shawty

It's your birthday

We gon' party like it's yo birthday

We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday

And you know we don't give a fudge

It's not your birthday!

 

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub

Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs

I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love

So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

 

Quite apt really...meet me in da club...where we'll play Ajax...

 

One of the weirdest posts ever on here, I reckon and weirder still I read it all.

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It really doesn't matter that much whether we sing Alan, Alan Pardew, Pardie, or any other variation. Provided that we get a lot of people singing it, he'll know that we are singing it for him, as will Markus realise that it's for Alan too.

 

It will be a great way of welcoming Alan to the club and it will also reinforce the impression of a good family club with great fans that was a contributing factor to Markus buying us.

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I don't know whether it has been mentioned on any of the many threads about our new manager, but according to the announcement on the OS, tomorrow is Alan Pardew's birthday.

 

An auspicious day for him, but also for us, as it is the dawn of a new era for the club with a new owner and a new manager and not only the first match when they will both be at the stadium at the stadium, but a match also against serious classy opposition.

 

As the stadium is going to be substantially close to a capacity attendance, what better opportunity to welcome Alan than with a rousing chorus of "Happy Birthday"?

 

i'm pretty sure Alan Pardew has been to SMS before ;)

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But where do we draw the line? Do we sing Happy Birthday to all the players as well? What if we forget someones birthday? That really good destroy a young players confidence. Besides if it a players birthday, they'll be expecting the song and won't really be focussed on the game. It could lead to an error and a goal conceded.

 

Just because he is our manager, doesn't mean we should sing happy birthday. Do we chant "Happy Christmas" to him in December? What about "Have good easter?".

 

There are other people with birthdays. Why don't they get a song? There are soldiers fighting to proect us who are having birthdays? What if we showed our appreciation by singing songs for them?

 

Besides which, it's only a handful of people on here that will know it's his birthday and be singing and the rest of the fans wll be stood there thinking "they must be SWF posters.....the tw*ts are off again"

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But where do we draw the line? Do we sing Happy Birthday to all the players as well? What if we forget someones birthday? That really good destroy a young players confidence. Besides if it a players birthday, they'll be expecting the song and won't really be focussed on the game. It could lead to an error and a goal conceded.

 

Just because he is our manager, doesn't mean we should sing happy birthday. Do we chant "Happy Christmas" to him in December? What about "Have good easter?".

 

There are other people with birthdays. Why don't they get a song? There are soldiers fighting to proect us who are having birthdays? What if we showed our appreciation by singing songs for them?

 

Besides which, it's only a handful of people on here that will know it's his birthday and be singing and the rest of the fans wll be stood there thinking "they must be SWF posters.....the tw*ts are off again"

 

You are a legend. I was just going to try and compose of those myself but you got there quicker.:p

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But where do we draw the line? Do we sing Happy Birthday to all the players as well? What if we forget someones birthday? That really good destroy a young players confidence. Besides if it a players birthday, they'll be expecting the song and won't really be focussed on the game. It could lead to an error and a goal conceded.

 

Just because he is our manager, doesn't mean we should sing happy birthday. Do we chant "Happy Christmas" to him in December? What about "Have good easter?".

 

There are other people with birthdays. Why don't they get a song? There are soldiers fighting to proect us who are having birthdays? What if we showed our appreciation by singing songs for them?

 

Besides which, it's only a handful of people on here that will know it's his birthday and be singing and the rest of the fans wll be stood there thinking "they must be SWF posters.....the tw*ts are off again"

 

OK, let's all stop chanting players names if they do something good on the pitch, as other players will get upset because we haven't chanted their names. When a new player is signed, let's not dare chant their name in case the other players think that we didn't do it quite as loudly for them. Let's not chant anything for our new owner especially, as we wouldn't want him to know that we appreciate him taking us over. In fact, let's not go to the match at all, as it's only a friendly with us having a crap team.

 

Pardew's birthday was mentioned on the OS. Now, of course, nobody reads that, do they? So you're quite right, everybody will think that it has only been mentioned on here.

 

If you don't reckon that there is anything out of the ordinary in having a new manager attend the stadium to see his new team and the owner for the first match here on his birthday, then fine. Don't chant. Nobody is forcing you. We wouldn't want any chanting disturbing the quietness or your sleep.

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OK, let's all stop chanting players names if they do something good on the pitch, as other players will get upset because we haven't chanted their names. When a new player is signed, let's not dare chant their name in case the other players think that we didn't do it quite as loudly for them. Let's not chant anything for our new owner especially, as we wouldn't want him to know that we appreciate him taking us over. In fact, let's not go to the match at all, as it's only a friendly with us having a crap team.

 

Pardew's birthday was mentioned on the OS. Now, of course, nobody reads that, do they? So you're quite right, everybody will think that it has only been mentioned on here.

 

If you don't reckon that there is anything out of the ordinary in having a new manager attend the stadium to see his new team and the owner for the first match here on his birthday, then fine. Don't chant. Nobody is forcing you. We wouldn't want any chanting disturbing the quietness or your sleep.

 

 

oh dear wes ... you haven't be keeping with things have you ... :smt044

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OK, let's all stop chanting players names if they do something good on the pitch, as other players will get upset because we haven't chanted their names. When a new player is signed, let's not dare chant their name in case the other players think that we didn't do it quite as loudly for them. Let's not chant anything for our new owner especially, as we wouldn't want him to know that we appreciate him taking us over. In fact, let's not go to the match at all, as it's only a friendly with us having a crap team.

 

Pardew's birthday was mentioned on the OS. Now, of course, nobody reads that, do they? So you're quite right, everybody will think that it has only been mentioned on here.

 

If you don't reckon that there is anything out of the ordinary in having a new manager attend the stadium to see his new team and the owner for the first match here on his birthday, then fine. Don't chant. Nobody is forcing you. We wouldn't want any chanting disturbing the quietness or your sleep.

 

 

Are you saying that Alan Pardew's birthday is more important than the birthdays of the soldiers fighting for our freedom? If it weren't for those soldiers you wouldn't be going to a football game, be it in silence or singing birthday songs.

 

I am not suggesting that we don't sing songs and sit there in silences. Maybe we could come up with a compromise? Hpw about the birthdays of all of the players on the OS, pinned to the walls in SMS and displayed where we can all see them. Then we can sing Happy Birthday to all players and no one will get upset at having been missed oput. It's a little unfortunate for those that have birthdays in the close season, but we could maybe have a big catch up session on the first game of the new season (unless of course that was the actul date of a players birthday because then he would feel like we had denegrated his special day by singing to other people who had their birthday weeks ago). If we sang Happy Birthday to every player (and maybe backroom staff) then I think it would be a good idea.

 

Poll please mods?

 

a) We should sing Happy Birthday to AP only

b) We should sing to all players, including a catch up session for those who had birthdays in close season

c) Sing Happy Birthday to all players but with no catch up session

d) Sing happy birthday to AP, players and backroom staff

e) Sing Happy Birthday to our troops who are saving us from the bad dangers and that

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Are you saying that Alan Pardew's birthday is more important than the birthdays of the soldiers fighting for our freedom? If it weren't for those soldiers you wouldn't be going to a football game, be it in silence or singing birthday songs.

 

I am not suggesting that we don't sing songs and sit there in silences. Maybe we could come up with a compromise? Hpw about the birthdays of all of the players on the OS, pinned to the walls in SMS and displayed where we can all see them. Then we can sing Happy Birthday to all players and no one will get upset at having been missed oput. It's a little unfortunate for those that have birthdays in the close season, but we could maybe have a big catch up session on the first game of the new season (unless of course that was the actul date of a players birthday because then he would feel like we had denegrated his special day by singing to other people who had their birthday weeks ago). If we sang Happy Birthday to every player (and maybe backroom staff) then I think it would be a good idea.

 

Poll please mods?

 

a) We should sing Happy Birthday to AP only

b) We should sing to all players, including a catch up session for those who had birthdays in close season

c) Sing Happy Birthday to all players but with no catch up session

d) Sing happy birthday to AP, players and backroom staff

e) Sing Happy Birthday to our troops who are saving us from the bad dangers and that

 

 

you could hear the whoosh from here Wiltshire! Poor lad.:rolleyes:

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Are you saying that Alan Pardew's birthday is more important than the birthdays of the soldiers fighting for our freedom? If it weren't for those soldiers you wouldn't be going to a football game, be it in silence or singing birthday songs.

 

I am not suggesting that we don't sing songs and sit there in silences. Maybe we could come up with a compromise? Hpw about the birthdays of all of the players on the OS, pinned to the walls in SMS and displayed where we can all see them. Then we can sing Happy Birthday to all players and no one will get upset at having been missed oput. It's a little unfortunate for those that have birthdays in the close season, but we could maybe have a big catch up session on the first game of the new season (unless of course that was the actul date of a players birthday because then he would feel like we had denegrated his special day by singing to other people who had their birthday weeks ago). If we sang Happy Birthday to every player (and maybe backroom staff) then I think it would be a good idea.

 

Poll please mods?

 

a) We should sing Happy Birthday to AP only

b) We should sing to all players, including a catch up session for those who had birthdays in close season

c) Sing Happy Birthday to all players but with no catch up session

d) Sing happy birthday to AP, players and backroom staff

e) Sing Happy Birthday to our troops who are saving us from the bad dangers and that

 

Do you work for the Government as a Civil Servant? I'm getting undertones of Sir Humphrey here. Anyway, I'm off to the match. You carry on the discussion with sotonjoe...

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But where do we draw the line? Do we sing Happy Birthday to all the players as well? What if we forget someones birthday? That really good destroy a young players confidence. Besides if it a players birthday, they'll be expecting the song and won't really be focussed on the game. It could lead to an error and a goal conceded.

 

Just because he is our manager, doesn't mean we should sing happy birthday. Do we chant "Happy Christmas" to him in December? What about "Have good easter?".

 

There are other people with birthdays. Why don't they get a song? There are soldiers fighting to proect us who are having birthdays? What if we showed our appreciation by singing songs for them?

 

Besides which, it's only a handful of people on here that will know it's his birthday and be singing and the rest of the fans wll be stood there thinking "they must be SWF posters.....the tw*ts are off again"

 

If I remember correctly didn't 'Tin Man' Delgado go on record saying that he was upset because we didn't sing him happy birthday?

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