Master Bates Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Love it! :smt046 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Still wouldn`t have the knob as one of ours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 He still looks a ****, even donning our colours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 He still looks a ****, even donning our colours! well did you beat MLT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 well did you beat MLT? The whole thing got called off cuz it ****ed it down all morning and by the 10th hole, all the greens were flooded. I was playing pretty well and had an easy stretch of holes to come, so I doubt he was anywhere near. I had a chat with him and he said he'd only broken 80 once round there so I wasn't concerned :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 The whole thing got called off cuz it ****ed it down all morning and by the 10th hole, all the greens were flooded. I was playing pretty well and had an easy stretch of holes to come, so I doubt he was anywhere near. I had a chat with him and he said he'd only broken 80 once round there so I wasn't concerned :-) Only broken 80 once! That’s poor – thought he played off a low handicap? Under 80 once would suggest he’s closer to a 10-14 handicap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 LOL! Relegation and now this.. poor bloke's going to go even madder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 What I hadn't realised until I did some digging, is that there actually is a real painting of the tw*t that has been exhibited in our City Art Gallery. This is news to me and I really can't think why the curators of the Gallery could be so completely and utterly gormless as to allow it to hang in our city. Frankly, it is an insult to the Council Taxpayers many of whom will support our local team and who will view this as an insult. Westwood must be laughing like a drain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 I think we should get the buckets out ans commision someone to paint this. then we can present it to Pompey when they go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 That is excellent, absolute class and has just been e-mailed to several of my skate mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Photo shopped IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the colonel Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 no way don't want that freak anywhere near red n white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 What I hadn't realised until I did some digging, is that there actually is a real painting of the tw*t that has been exhibited in our City Art Gallery. This is news to me and I really can't think why the curators of the Gallery could be so completely and utterly gormless as to allow it to hang in our city. Frankly, it is an insult to the Council Taxpayers many of whom will support our local team and who will view this as an insult. Westwood must be laughing like a drain. Do you think he's ever been inside an art gallery? He most probably doesn't even know what one is ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 hmm - I don't really like seeing the **** in Saints colours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Pretty sure I read that he was thrown out of Fratton Park last time they played, would appear they don't want him either:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asaint4ever Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 loving the pic i have also emailed to my skate friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
explorer saint Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Think its **** ugly tw.. no publicity for this kn.b please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 http://www.fansonline.net/pompey-fans/article.php?id=94 Thought so, what a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 What I hadn't realised until I did some digging, is that there actually is a real painting of the tw*t that has been exhibited in our City Art Gallery. This is news to me and I really can't think why the curators of the Gallery could be so completely and utterly gormless as to allow it to hang in our city. Frankly, it is an insult to the Council Taxpayers many of whom will support our local team and who will view this as an insult. Westwood must be laughing like a drain. It's hilarious. He's gormless in any colours. Why deprive us of a good larf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 That is excellent, absolute class and has just been e-mailed to several of my skate mates. Windmill Arms predictably has 'several' skate mates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 The (unaltered) painting is of course a vicious attack on the man and his values by the artist , I doubt somehow he's bright enough to realise . Southampton City Council should buy it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 **** i thought the thread title was genuine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 The (unaltered) painting is of course a vicious attack on the man and his values by the artist , I doubt somehow he's bright enough to realise . Southampton City Council should buy it . SWF should buy it. Is it for sale? I would like to give that to my Brother for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 would anyone like to psp that onto a photo of someone else for me please? PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Great piece of art really. At the end of the day it has contraversy and makes people think and debate its meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 No thanks leave it as it was, he is not a fan id wantus to be associated with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 hmm - I don't really like seeing the **** in Saints colours. He wears a red and white hat to England games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 They should hang it in the Salvation Army hostel and show it to all the down and outs, with a slogan "Things aren't so bad, if you had been brought up in P*mpey, you could have ended up like this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Ash Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 I love the fact the image is called fatty redone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Why is he in Saints colours with a sign saying 'Stupid Person'? Is the fact that nobody has mentioned/noticed this yet mean that it is quite a sharp observation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 22 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Why is he in Saints colours with a sign saying 'Stupid Person'? Is the fact that nobody has mentioned/noticed this yet mean that it is quite a sharp observation? I noticed it from the original and thought it would be nice to be kept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 I noticed it from the original and thought it would be nice to be kept. Surely you're kidding that the sign "Danger-stupid person" appears on the original? You've got to be; otherwise Westwood would be made to look an even bigger idiot than he actually is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 22 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Surely you're kidding that the sign "Danger-stupid person" appears on the original? You've got to be; otherwise Westwood would be made to look an even bigger idiot than he actually is. The original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Blimey, MB, you're right. I saw the original elsewhere. Also, showing an almost fatal fascination to studying the tats that the halfwit has, is that one on his right arm bicep of the Skate fan p*ssing on the Saints' shirt? Incidentally, the bookshop in Petersfield that he owns, is the same one where Erica Roe worked, the bint notorious for getting out her ample baps and streaking at that England Rugby match in 1982. What do they put in the water in Petersfield that the inhabitants have to make themselves look like tits at sporting events? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Great piece of art really. At the end of the day it has contraversy and makes people think and debate its meaning. I agree - the unaltered version is quite interesting and provocative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 I agree - the unaltered version is quite interesting and provocative What's interesting about a portrait of a d*ckhead with a silly hat and floor-mop hair? Looks like something out of Paulus the Woodgnome. Stick a silly hat on any of these witches and the result would be about the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 What's interesting about a portrait of a d*ckhead with a silly hat and floor-mop hair? Looks like something out of Paulus the Woodgnome. That's Roma's colours on the jug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 That's Roma's colours on the jug. what shîte brown?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 what shîte brown?? Close enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Blimey, MB, you're right. I saw the original elsewhere. Also, showing an almost fatal fascination to studying the tats that the halfwit has, is that one on his right arm bicep of the Skate fan p*ssing on the Saints' shirt? Incidentally, the bookshop in Petersfield that he owns, is the same one where Erica Roe worked, the bint notorious for getting out her ample baps and streaking at that England Rugby match in 1982. What do they put in the water in Petersfield that the inhabitants have to make themselves look like tits at sporting events? Noted - I'd better dress down then for Saturday:sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Noted - I'd better dress down then for Saturday:sad: Petersfield is a really lovely little town and not the sort of place that you would normally associate with such a cretin as Westwood It would be understandable if he lived in the depths of Fratton amongst the pond life there, but Petersfield? One wonders what sort of impression he gives to customers of the bookshop who are suddenly confronted with this tattooed oaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Petersfield is a really lovely little town and not the sort of place that you would normally associate with such a cretin as Westwood It would be understandable if he lived in the depths of Fratton amongst the pond life there, but Petersfield? One wonders what sort of impression he gives to customers of the bookshop who are suddenly confronted with this tattooed oaf. Not just that but the stench must be unbelievable. :vom: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Petersfield is a really lovely little town and not the sort of place that you would normally associate with such a cretin as Westwood It would be understandable if he lived in the depths of Fratton amongst the pond life there, but Petersfield? One wonders what sort of impression he gives to customers of the bookshop who are suddenly confronted with this tattooed oaf. bookshop owners are often weird and wonderful it's part of the trade. I mean not WH Smith or whatever but real bookshops are sometimes run by real fruitcakes, same as some antique places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 I have actually seen the picture in question, when I nipped into the National Portrait Gallery (as it is free) to waste a couple of hours when in London during the summer. It is pretty much life size and quite striking due to the garishness of JPFCW's appearance. I have one rule when looking at works of art, "would I hang it on my own wall", the original test fails, but the photoshopped effort above might pass. Actually, the "Saints Westwood" picture actually raises many more poncy art questions than the original (displaying a character in the uniform of his enemy), so is perhaps the greater work. I should not start drinking so early in the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Warrior Posted 22 October, 2009 Share Posted 22 October, 2009 Waht an ugly skate *****r! he is the pride on pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 23 October, 2009 Share Posted 23 October, 2009 What's interesting about a portrait of a d*ckhead with a silly hat and floor-mop hair? Looks like something out of Paulus the Woodgnome. Stick a silly hat on any of these witches and the result would be about the same. You could define a number of aesthetic guidelines for what makes art interesting and this picture - as you insinuate - would probably fail most of them. But it does generate interest and debate which is another aim for contemporary art. As another poster wrote - "would I hang it on my wall?"... No way, but I'll discuss it on the internet and I find the reactions in this thread quite interesting. I see a sad man with weird clothes and tattoos and I pity him. But he does generate more hatred than pity from others - that's interesting, I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 23 October, 2009 Share Posted 23 October, 2009 Waht an ugly skate *****r! he is the pride on pompey I have a fair few skate "mates" (goes with the territory sadly) and in fairness the vast majority of them think he is a total **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 23 October, 2009 Share Posted 23 October, 2009 I respect the fellow and his passion for his club, even if it is misguided. The amended vesion of the artwork is a wonderful piece of skill, but do I detect a Pompey badge still 'hanging' round his neck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 23 October, 2009 Share Posted 23 October, 2009 I respect the fellow and his passion for his club, even if it is misguided. The amended vesion of the artwork is a wonderful piece of skill, but do I detect a Pompey badge still 'hanging' round his neck?Is that the one that says "Danger - stupid person", or the other one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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