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Noticing how many people have tattoos of their football club on them I wondered how many of you have a Saints tattoo. It was something I considered several years ago to add to the few I already have but to this day I still haven’t got one myself.

 

Further to the usual negative comments you hear of having a tattoo, it is always football club ones that appear the most taboo, main comments usually being because of where you have them, how well the tattooist can do them, and trouble that can be found because of them.

 

Does it matter where on the body it is? Can a local tattooist really do them that badly? And do they really attract the unwanted attention of trouble from rival fans when you’re out of the local area or on holiday abroad when your tattoo is on display??

 

For those with a Saints tattoo, where on your body do have it, what design do you have and how big is it, where did you get it done, and are you happy with it and has it ever caused you any grief, home, abroad or otherwise?

 

Would be interested to hear other peoples views who don’t have tattoos either.

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Noticing how many people have tattoos of their football club on them I wondered how many of you have a Saints tattoo. It was something I considered several years ago to add to the few I already have but to this day I still haven’t got one myself.

 

Further to the usual negative comments you hear of having a tattoo, it is always football club ones that appear the most taboo, main comments usually being because of where you have them, how well the tattooist can do them, and trouble that can be found because of them.

 

Does it matter where on the body it is? Can a local tattooist really do them that badly? And do they really attract the unwanted attention of trouble from rival fans when you’re out of the local area or on holiday abroad when your tattoo is on display??

 

For those with a Saints tattoo, where on your body do have it, what design do you have and how big is it, where did you get it done, and are you happy with it and has it ever caused you any grief, home, abroad or otherwise?

 

Would be interested to hear other peoples views who don’t have tattoos either.

 

Not really ... as Bill Shankly once said ... something along the lines of ''you can change your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, you can your political beliefs, you can change your religion, but you can never ever change the team you support"

 

Therefore getting the name of some soppy tart who is likely to dump you tattooed on you is far more taboo :D

 

I haven't got a tat but have occassionally thought about getting a subtle halo stickman, but where to put it? Very top of the arm or shoulder blade? Not on the lower arm where it would be on permanent display (I always wear short sleeved shirts), as I do think the whole concept of tats a bit tacky and chavvyish :p

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I had a Saints tattoo on my my left arm done in the early 70's and thought it was really cool. The trouble was that a couple of months after it was done Saints changed their crest so now I'm stuck with the Hampshire Roses that no one recognizes. Big mistake!

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I had a Saints tattoo on my my left arm done in the early 70's and thought it was really cool. The trouble was that a couple of months after it was done Saints changed their crest so now I'm stuck with the Hampshire Roses that no one recognizes. Big mistake!

 

Collecters item mate ... get your arm chopped off and put it up for sale on Ebay or even better at Sothebys :D

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I had mine done when the crest was changed in the early 70's (73?) Anyway, it's on the left forearm and was done by Zak. He added his usual 'floral flourish' under the name and did squeeze the lettering in a bit. The nearest I came to regretting it was on the Tuesday after the '76 semi, when we played at nottarf. Some friendly skate told me he was going to cut it off! It's looking rather dated now and the colours have faded over the years but I'm sort of 'attached to it'!

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I've got the club badge tattooed on my right calf/side of my leg, got it done last year having spoken to a few people on here, got it done in black and grey rather than colour and it looks great, never had any trouble, only compliments!
i'm not surprised you've had no trouble, how many burly portsmouth lads have seen your legs? :-)
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Noticing how many people have tattoos of their football club on them I wondered how many of you have a Saints tattoo. It was something I considered several years ago to add to the few I already have but to this day I still haven’t got one myself.

 

Further to the usual negative comments you hear of having a tattoo, it is always football club ones that appear the most taboo, main comments usually being because of where you have them, how well the tattooist can do them, and trouble that can be found because of them.

 

Does it matter where on the body it is? Can a local tattooist really do them that badly? And do they really attract the unwanted attention of trouble from rival fans when you’re out of the local area or on holiday abroad when your tattoo is on display??

 

For those with a Saints tattoo, where on your body do have it, what design do you have and how big is it, where did you get it done, and are you happy with it and has it ever caused you any grief, home, abroad or otherwise?

 

Would be interested to hear other peoples views who don’t have tattoos either.

 

Mines on my left shoulder blade opposite my England tattoo, its about the size of a hand, never had any trouble abroad if anything its normally an ice breaker "see your a Saints fan" etc. Never had any sh!te from a skate either, I think they know not to talk to me as they'd get a swift reply!

 

Had my tattoo for 13 years now, never regretted getting any of them, only have 5 to be fair, all England and Saints, English Rose with Saints above and England below on left bicep, Lion on a union flag with southampton fc above and England below on right bicep, Saints and England badges on shoulder blade and my daughters name on left breast.......and yes I do have a skin head :-)

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I seriously think people who have tatoos have got a screw loose :confused:

 

They are for insecure people who think they need to somehow 'show their individuality' when in fact they are simply following the crowd.

 

Nothing like judging a book by its cover ay mate!!!

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I seriously think people who have tatoos have got a screw loose :confused:

 

They are for insecure people who think they need to somehow 'show their individuality' when in fact they are simply following the crowd.

 

Might be a little bit strong -- but it's the ones who have something in "chinese" tattooed on themselves make me smile -- how the hell do you know what it says to a chinese fella? Probably means something like "Big Dog's Brown Excrement".

 

They all look like a dirty-blue smear after 25 years anyway. And as for Amy Winehouse -- the scribble she's got on her looks like something off the cover of a 12 year old's school excercise book.

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Oh dear, I think you'll find I had already made that joke on my own behalf. But FWIW I wouldn't have been so bold as to suggest the full stops.

 

You need to get sense of humour or at least some originality.

 

Like this?

 

I went to a parlour to have 'Southampton FC' tattoed on my manhood. It looked good back then now it just appears to be a rhetorical question. So?

 

Still I'm kind of attached to it. ;)

 

Or this?

 

I had mine done when the crest was changed in the early 70's (73?) Anyway, it's on the left forearm and was done by Zak. He added his usual 'floral flourish' under the name and did squeeze the lettering in a bit. The nearest I came to regretting it was on the Tuesday after the '76 semi, when we played at nottarf. Some friendly skate told me he was going to cut it off! It's looking rather dated now and the colours have faded over the years but I'm sort of 'attached to it'!
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Like this?

 

 

 

Or this?

 

Thats why i said it and hence the smiley winkey thing. It was supposed to be complimentary and I wasn't responding to your post directly merely picking up a theme from the thread which your post eptiomised. Whereas Majestic Shannon didn't even register the self-deprecation of my post and came across as a bit of a sad act tbh.

 

50/50 I may have misread your post!

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Might be a little bit strong -- but it's the ones who have something in "chinese" tattooed on themselves make me smile -- how the hell do you know what it says to a chinese fella? Probably means something like "Big Dog's Brown Excrement".

 

They all look like a dirty-blue smear after 25 years anyway. And as for Amy Winehouse -- the scribble she's got on her looks like something off the cover of a 12 year old's school excercise book.

 

Was a little strong I admit, thought I was Alpine for a minute. Just don't understand the point of them, never have, never will. Same with body piercings.

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Was a little strong I admit, thought I was Alpine for a minute. Just don't understand the point of them, never have, never will. Same with body piercings.

 

thing is like i try and explain with my dad if you like a picture/piece of art what ever...its not just suddenly bad cos its a tattoo. I do agree piercings are lame its just a bar, a tattoo can be so much more.

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ive stickman on my left aem whick is ok and have the saints crest on my right leg,this is really well done,never had any trouble from others and as said previously bit of an ice breaker when/if people want a chat.get it done if you want to but remember a few years down the line you may wish youd never had it done.

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Nothing like judging a book by its cover ay mate!!!

 

Which is the entire point. Yes, people will make judgments based on whether somebody is covered with tattoos, piercings, shaven head, etc. And if somebody judges another by their outward appearance, let's also examine the other side of the coin and ask quite what the tattooed, pierced, shaven-headed individual is trying to say to others too.

 

Until one gets to know a person as an individual, it is outward appearances that make the first impression, what we wear, how we look. Pardon me if for example I make a judgment call on John Westwood that he is a total and utter pillock based on how he presents himself and that isn't just because he is a Skate. I'm sure that if we had our own version of him, my impressions would not alter.

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as bad as it is though tattoos are now becoming fashion, and there is the difference with how you dress and present your self with your tattoos if you get me.

i think you could probably get the saints crest for about 60-70 i would think.

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THE TATTOOED LADY

(Paddy Roberts)

 

Well I was a bit of a lad I admit,

My past was a trifle shady.

Until in the end I went right round the bend

And married a tattooed lady.

I immediately saw there were pictures galore,

On ev'ry available corner

As I studied her frame, very soon I became

An expert in flora and fauna

 

On one of her feet, you were liable to meet

A Master of Hounds in his habit.

While right round her waist, in impeccable taste,

Was a python devouring a rabbit.

On the back of each knee was a small chimpanzee,

On her thigh was a Knight of The Garter

And just for a laugh they had put on her calf

Eight bars of the Moonlight Sonata

 

One evening I found as I ambled around

I was feeling an absolute Charlie

'Cos I couldn't be sure if the sketch on her jaw

Was Picasso or Salvador Dali

I loved all the ships on one side of her hips

The view in Peru on the other.

But I was struck dumb when I found on her tum

A caricature of her mother

Well this was much more than a man can endure,

Though I made the most earnest endeavour.

So I scuttled away, and I'm happy to say

It was Ta ta tattoo for ever,

Ta ta tattoo for ever,

Ta ta tattoo (2 bar run) for ever

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as bad as it is though tattoos are now becoming fashion, and there is the difference with how you dress and present your self with your tattoos if you get me.

i think you could probably get the saints crest for about 60-70 i would think.

 

But what happens when it's no longer the fashion? You're stuck with it.

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ive got the saints crest on my right hand side of my right calf/shin on my leg ...its a little bigger than i would of liked, due to it being my first tattoo, never really had any grief about it, although at the oasis gig in hedge end it attracted a lot of saints nut cases as well as lot of pompey nutters, on holiday on a beach in the al garve once i looked to my right and some chap had exactly the same on his shoulder so we got talking, and about 3 or 4 blokes in my local pub all have saints tattoo's so its a standing joke to come to away games with us you need a tatt, other than that, its really down to the person whether they feel strongly enough to get one or not, like i said, if i could do it again id have a scaled down crest instead of full size one cos i feel it over takes my leg abit ...

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thing is like i try and explain with my dad if you like a picture/piece of art what ever...its not just suddenly bad cos its a tattoo. I do agree piercings are lame its just a bar, a tattoo can be so much more.

 

 

You aren't seriously saying football club badges are pieces of art are you?

A japanese whole back tattoo might be a work of art, but that thing we call a club badge?

 

And whether it's a work of art or not, I wouldn't want to be saddled with it for the rest of my life, as my taste in art will almost certainly change over a lifetime. Even your club alliegance could change - what if the NC and ML hadn't come along and saved the club from extinction? What if the new owner hated red & white?

 

Tattooing is a fashion - it went seriously out of fashion after National Service was done a way with, and will go out of fashion again. Why mark yourself for life for something as fleeting as fashion? But to be honest I can (just about) understand that having a tattoo representing what you think will be a life-long alliegance to a club means more than a bunch of chinese characters or temporarily fashionable celtic scrolls.

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You aren't seriously saying football club badges are pieces of art are you?

A japanese whole back tattoo might be a work of art, but that thing we call a club badge?

 

And whether it's a work of art or not, I wouldn't want to be saddled with it for the rest of my life, as my taste in art will almost certainly change over a lifetime. Even your club alliegance could change - what if the NC and ML hadn't come along and saved the club from extinction? What if the new owner hated red & white?

 

Tattooing is a fashion - it went seriously out of fashion after National Service was done a way with, and will go out of fashion again. Why mark yourself for life for something as fleeting as fashion? But to be honest I can (just about) understand that having a tattoo representing what you think will be a life-long alliegance to a club means more than a bunch of chinese characters or temporarily fashionable celtic scrolls.

 

no i wasnt referring to football badges, i was talking about tattoos in general to the people here saying people getting tattoos are stupid etc..

 

i will admit some of the tattoos i have now i wouldnt get if i didnt have them but i still do like them, afew of my tattoos are meaningful to me alot arent and are just pictures/pieces i like.

I can totally understand i might dislike things ive got or change my taste but im willing to take the risk.

i know you could say that makes me stupid but its more of a im enjoying my self now ill take the risk rather than i dont understand because im brain-dead.

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I liked that gag better when it was "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day..."

 

Still 19, the old ones are the best eh?! ;)

 

I heard another version at a Welsh wedding I went to years ago. Can't remember how it went exactly but the Best man said in his speech that the groom wanted to show how much he loved his new bride by tattoing her birth place on his manhood. When he found out she was from -llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - he settled on where they first set up home together - Rhyl!

 

It was old joke even back then and the punchline was almost delivered by postcard.

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