Smirking_Saint Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 With all the animosity and crazyness kicking off on here and muppet show i thought it was about time for a nice little caption comp. Found this little Gem on the OS. 'Although getting a bit older and donning a beard, Parhars decided it was time to grace St Marys turf again' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 "Fans at St Marys were bemused and outraged when the opposition captain started masturbating on the touchline, captain Kelvin Davis brought a dove onto the pitch and a miniature robot in the likeness of Harry Redknapp appeared from the tunnel". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 December, 2009 "Fans at St Marys were bemused and outraged when the opposition captain started masturbating on the touchline, captain Kelvin Davis brought a dove onto the pitch and a miniature robot in the likeness of Harry Redknapp appeared from the tunnel". I loike it -Said in best Lewie walsh impression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Pardew denies internet rumour that recently signed striker is Ali Dia in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Simon Gillett in shock loan recall in time for Boxing Day Saints clash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Our gnome record is second to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Marcus Liebher buys new hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Flying hand-magnet proves effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get_rich Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 playing at gnome is just like having a 12th man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red And White Barmy Army Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 after all the speculation over our new managerial appointment this summer, it has been confirmed that the kit has indeed been deliver to the wee man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Pardew was determined to prove to the fans once and for all that the "youth experiment" was well and truly over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Kelvin Davis began to wonder where M, C, and A where in his Village People tribute band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow&blue Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Even the gnomes were guaranteed to be paid their appearance bonus for November as part of their salary, unlike their counterparts in Pompey..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 St Will demonstrates than any little focker can play football, unlike the pastime of golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Papa's brother Papa Smurf even so unlike his brother in appearence shows his likeness on the pitch by getting caught offside for the 14th time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Gillingham captain pained to discover where gnomes get their balls from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Claus makes his reappearance after a few years away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Markus L gives a small role at the club to one of the Gnomes of Zurich. ML comments that "he had a little experience at Grasshoppers, but was regularly out-jumped, so I asked AP if he could let him do a little dribbling at St Mary's - after all that's what a player of this age is probably best at". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altoniansaints Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Well i could get into the team last season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suspect everyone Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Southampton FC presents: Jamie White and the 7 dwarfs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Gordon Strachan makes surprise playing return after taking out Gills skipper using yoghurt past its sell by date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 It had not been easy for Dopey to leave Snow White's crack den and even though he was pleased to have passed over the temptation of a white line he was nonetheless surprised to see his parole officer Little Red Riding Hood checking up on him. This was not going to be easy especially playing alongside Sleepy although of course he now went by the name of Jaidi whose new disguise was not fooling anybody, or so he thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 I'm old and Grumpy - might game a game yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Richard of Woolston Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Kelvin explains Lawrie's ego to mascot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Actual size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Lieber softens up fans for next season's name-change: 'FC Gnomes of Zurich' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 With all the animosity and crazyness kicking off on here and muppet show i thought it was about time for a nice little caption comp. Found this little Gem on the OS. 'Although getting a bit older and donning a beard, Parhars decided it was time to grace St Marys turf again' Doc runs onto the pitch at St Marys, happy, sneezy, grumpy, bashful and sleepy are in the crowd, whilst dopey decided to go to Fratton Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Saints start preparing for their return to the Premiership and show off their secret weapon to tackle the Red Devils! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Kelvin finds this weeks knitted charactor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 The multi-talented KD showed his time out injuried hasn't been wasted by learning the art of puppetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brightspark Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Southampton FC continue to be a national laughing stock as they begin to celebrate christmas on October the bl**dy 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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