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If it was your birthday in a week.....


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and you were 23, what would you want?

 

£50 and under

 

Male or female? What kind of relationship to you? I mena, its no point me saying "get them a Wii game" if its your sweetheart; similarly, there is no point buying your brother some lingerie from La Senza.

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It was said that King Midas once hunted Silenus, companion of the god Dionysus, in the forests. When Midas finally caught him, he asked what was the very best and finest thing for man. The demon broke into a shrill laugh and said:

 

“Miserable, ephemeral race, child of hazard and hardship, why do you force me to say what it would more fruitful for you not to hear? The very best thing for you is totally unreachable: not to have been born, not to exist, to be nothing. And the second best thing is to die soon.”

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Just get money. Why let some other c**t choose something for you when you might not like it?!

 

Get the money and buy what YOU want.

 

Labia.

 

Perhaps you can give me a list of the people who'll possibly be giving you presents at your next birthday, so that I can inform them of what you think of them. Btw, this isn't TMS.

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