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Definitely remember us calling them scummers too. The whole Southampton Community Union Men thing is total bollix with no records of such a strike which is funny as Pompey's "official historian" wrote an article about it reporting it as fact not so long ago.

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Yeah they're keen on re writing history, banging on about us having 9K against Ipswich in the prem, despite that being a game when the Brantfoot out campaign was in full swing.

 

Proof that when we get organised our fans actually can achieve something. That pathetic lot on the other hand. Ha!

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Christian read out my email on Fighting Talk a few years back.

 

The question was, have you seen any celebrities this week?

As we had just seen our failing manager return to the few I said - I saw Harry Redknapp out buying a dress and asking for it to be printed with the slogan 'Milan's *****', and at the counter he paid for it with his own soul....

He read out the whole thing with no censoring, fair play to him!

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Also in 442 he refers to our old ground as 'the Den' and says that Benali 'had' a curry house 500 yards away - he had obviously never walked there. But anyone who can pick a best ever Saints team without Keegan or Paine but including Cockerill has rather dubious credentials as a celebrity fan.

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Genuine question; why do we call them skates? I've never really thought about it before...

 

It's to do with the Naval sailors from P*rtsmouth and the skate fish. They have soft, fleshy mouths (the fish, not the sailors), which are supposedly pretty good for a bit of recreational f*cking when you're at sea! ;)

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OConnell has never been a Saints fan. He started claiming he was when 'getting down' with the footy listeners on Xfm in London when we reached the cup final. The guy is a complete knob who when we were relegated asked listeners who he should support instead. You can bet your bottom dollar he got a pea brained PR to answer the questions for him

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Genuine question; why do we call them skates? I've never really thought about it before...

 

Sailors away at sea for long time, missing certain pleasures would (and may still do) find comfort in the arms (wings) of the Skate fish. FACT

 

If you Google image of "skate"* disregarding pics of roller skates younwill see the similarity to a ladies parts ....... So I am told.

 

*NSFW

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OConnell has never been a Saints fan. He started claiming he was when 'getting down' with the footy listeners on Xfm in London when we reached the cup final. The guy is a complete knob who when we were relegated asked listeners who he should support instead. You can bet your bottom dollar he got a pea brained PR to answer the questions for him

 

He is from Southampton though. He probably has a passing interest in football but it doesn't rule his life, he doesn't go week in week out, and hearing him talk about Saints is probably no different to 90% of other people who never go to footy (Alpine, for example).

 

As for his comments when we went down.....seriously.....sense of humour failure?

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Christian read out my email on Fighting Talk a few years back.

 

The question was, have you seen any celebrities this week?

As we had just seen our failing manager return to the few I said - I saw Harry Redknapp out buying a dress and asking for it to be printed with the slogan 'Milan's *****', and at the counter he paid for it with his own soul....

He read out the whole thing with no censoring, fair play to him!

 

I remember this - I think I might still have the podcast! When I lived in London and he started on XFM I couldn't work out why his sense of humour chimed so much with mine, and all the slang (cacker, mush etc.) seemed to be from Southampton until he mentioned doing Project Trident works experience at the Transit factory - and my mate then said "ah yeah, I remember him", so same age as well.

 

As to why they're called skates - it's because they think a skate's mouth looks like a lady bottom

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An old boy on his benidorm scooter goes past me in the shopping centre today in Eastleigh wearing a pompey cap, i says mush you got a bit of **** on your cap, he replies with a torrent of abuse calling me a scummer and saying remember the 4-1 win they had, i replied what about the 27 years we had in the top flight, he rode of still ranting quite funny!!

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He is from Southampton though. He probably has a passing interest in football but it doesn't rule his life, he doesn't go week in week out, and hearing him talk about Saints is probably no different to 90% of other people who never go to footy (Alpine, for example).

 

As for his comments when we went down.....seriously.....sense of humour failure?

 

Nope, he's from Winchester and no, he really meant it. He has no sporting interest whatsoever. Any mention of such is simply to ingratiate himself with listeners....and Saints fans

 

Ok a tad pedantic with the Winchester bit, it's close enough but I stand by the rest

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Also in 442 he refers to our old ground as 'the Den' and says that Benali 'had' a curry house 500 yards away - he had obviously never walked there. But anyone who can pick a best ever Saints team without Keegan or Paine but including Cockerill has rather dubious credentials as a celebrity fan.

 

Err, not really. If a magazine asked me to put together my all time Saints team there is no way Keegan or Paine would be in there. Cockerill might not be in my team either, but I could at least impart some memories about Cockerill - his Charlton like screamers against Spurs, being at the wrong end of Paul Davis, becoming Captain Craaap.

 

Keegan and Paine - never saw them play, they mean nothing to me, just historical greats.

 

Magazine articles like this need to relay the experience of being an actual fan, not just bore-a-thons about the usual suspects.

 

O'Connell picking Cockerill in his team suggests far more genuine fan dom than just reeling off the obvious names.

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just a thought. If we call them skates how come we don't have a song with skate in it?

I'm 42 and was brought up in the era where we called them scummers and cos of what happened in the docks strike of 1984 where the dockers from southampton striked and the dockers from pompey did'nt meant it f**ked it up for the southampton dockers (well so my dad tells me cos he worked in the docks). but if this is true then it brings a complete reversal to what the pompey scum say happened many years previous which we no never was. (sorry to waffle on)

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Sailors away at sea for long time, missing certain pleasures would (and may still do) find comfort in the arms (wings) of the Skate fish. FACT

 

If you Google image of "skate"* disregarding pics of roller skates younwill see the similarity to a ladies parts ....... So I am told.

 

*NSFW

 

I just googled "Skate fish mouth" and there is absolutly no way I would ever put my knob anywhere near that thing!!!!!!

 

Amost turned me to religion!!!

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I'm 42 and was brought up in the era where we called them scummers and cos of what happened in the docks strike of 1984 where the dockers from southampton striked and the dockers from pompey did'nt meant it f**ked it up for the southampton dockers (well so my dad tells me cos he worked in the docks). but if this is true then it brings a complete reversal to what the pompey scum say happened many years previous which we no never was. (sorry to waffle on)

 

Thats true. The cross channel ferries used to go from Southampton, but moved down there and stayed during that strike. The Pompey dockers also worked to bring in the cruise ships.

 

Regarding OC, I listen a little bit while on the road and he's always saying about being a Saints fan although not an avid fan like some on here. But I do remember a thing in a competition about a year os so back when a bloke from Pompey won a holiday. After much cheering and whhoops of delight from the winner OC says:

"So what about your football team, things not looking good and being a Southampton Fan even I can sympathise as we've had our difficulties recently".

 

Pompey competition winner:

"Oh yeah, you're a scummer aren't you!"

 

a few seconds silence

 

OC: "Well if you think you can come on my radio show, win a nice holiday and then call me or anyone else from Southampton a scummer and still have your holiday you can think again. Dont bother waiting on the line to leave your details, goodbye!". click, line dead.

 

Followed by me having a "scary moment" as I was too busy p**sing myself laughing to drive

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Thats true. The cross channel ferries used to go from Southampton, but moved down there and stayed during that strike. The Pompey dockers also worked to bring in the cruise ships.

 

Regarding OC, I listen a little bit while on the road and he's always saying about being a Saints fan although not an avid fan like some on here. But I do remember a thing in a competition about a year os so back when a bloke from Pompey won a holiday. After much cheering and whhoops of delight from the winner OC says:

"So what about your football team, things not looking good and being a Southampton Fan even I can sympathise as we've had our difficulties recently".

 

Pompey competition winner:

"Oh yeah, you're a scummer aren't you!"

 

a few seconds silence

 

OC: "Well if you think you can come on my radio show, win a nice holiday and then call me or anyone else from Southampton a scummer and still have your holiday you can think again. Dont bother waiting on the line to leave your details, goodbye!". click, line dead.

 

Followed by me having a "scary moment" as I was too busy p**sing myself laughing to drive

:lol:

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