Whitey Grandad Posted May 18 Posted May 18 On 16/05/2025 at 09:11, Weston Super Saint said: How much do we pay, individually, per year? A hell of a lot less than if we had a president. 1
badgerx16 Posted May 19 Posted May 19 7 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: A hell of a lot less than if we had a president. At least we would get to choose a President.
Whitey Grandad Posted May 19 Posted May 19 7 hours ago, badgerx16 said: At least we would get to choose a President. That's a frightening thought.
badgerx16 Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Just now, Whitey Grandad said: That's a frightening thought. Instead we have an hereditary inbred monarch, "chosen and anointed by God".
Weston Super Saint Posted May 19 Posted May 19 16 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Instead we have an hereditary inbred monarch, "chosen and anointed by God". We can chose our PMs. We've not excelled ourselves in that department. Not sure we'd fair much better with a President. President Farage anyone 1
badgerx16 Posted May 19 Posted May 19 31 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: We can chose our PMs. We've not excelled ourselves in that department. Not sure we'd fair much better with a President. President Farage anyone Given the local election results, there are probably plenty who would go for that.
Weston Super Saint Posted May 19 Posted May 19 14 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Given the local election results, there are probably plenty who would go for that. That's the worry. 1
Whitey Grandad Posted May 19 Posted May 19 5 hours ago, badgerx16 said: Instead we have an hereditary inbred monarch, "chosen and anointed by God". Who can argue with that?
badgerx16 Posted May 20 Posted May 20 (edited) 4 hours ago, trousers said: Pritti Patel Why add the rest ? Edited May 20 by badgerx16
egg Posted May 20 Posted May 20 On 19/05/2025 at 16:02, badgerx16 said: Instead we have an hereditary inbred monarch, "chosen and anointed by God". And who doesn't give us an additional and confusing political layer, causes no harm to us, and gives a boost to tourism. Give me a monarch over a president every day of the week. 1
Patrick Bateman Posted May 20 Posted May 20 "Southampton were relegated as early as Gameweek 31" FFS! When did this crap come in? Gameweek? FK off!
Lighthouse Posted May 20 Posted May 20 58 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: "Southampton were relegated as early as Gameweek 31" FFS! When did this crap come in? Gameweek? FK off! What would be your preferred phraseology for the 31st round of games being played?
Weston Super Saint Posted May 20 Posted May 20 5 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: What would be your preferred phraseology for the 31st round of games being played? Round 31?
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Doesn't really annoy me as much as it mildly amuses me, but I keep seeing an advert for Walkers crisps with 2 pairs of footballers 'surprising' punters in 2 different pubs. Pub 1: Messi and Suarez - everyone turns around and is amazed/cannot believe it. Pub 2: Lauren James and Leah Williams (I think). Punters appear to have exactly the same reaction as those in Pub 1. Would expect pub 2 to be much more excited in reality.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted May 22 Posted May 22 8 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: Doesn't really annoy me as much as it mildly amuses me, but I keep seeing an advert for Walkers crisps with 2 pairs of footballers 'surprising' punters in 2 different pubs. Pub 1: Messi and Suarez - everyone turns around and is amazed/cannot believe it. Pub 2: Lauren James and Leah Williams (I think). Punters appear to have exactly the same reaction as those in Pub 1. Would expect pub 2 to be much more excited in reality. Agreed. With Suarez, he's likely to use his usual "I was aiming for the crisps" as he takes a bite out of you. 1
trousers Posted May 27 Posted May 27 The BBC (and others) talking over live coverage of news stories... e.g. the opening of the Canandian parliament as we speak... just shut the f*** up you annoying ****s.
trousers Posted May 27 Posted May 27 On 26/05/2025 at 05:19, benjii said: Clingfilm. I battled with supermarket own brand cling film for decades but I recently treated myself to a roll of Bacofoil clingfilm and it's the dogs bollocks. The cutting strip actually works and you don't have to spend 27 minutes each time trying to find the end of the roll and tearing it in the wrong places. You're welcome.
Whitey Grandad Posted May 27 Posted May 27 9 minutes ago, trousers said: I battled with supermarket own brand cling film for decades but I recently treated myself to a roll of Bacofoil clingfilm and it's the dogs bollocks. The cutting strip actually works and you don't have to spend 27 minutes each time trying to find the end of the roll and tearing it in the wrong places. You're welcome. Cheap clingfilms only seem to stick to themselves and nothing else. 1
trousers Posted May 27 Posted May 27 4 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Cheap clingfilms only seem to stick to themselves and nothing else. Indeed. Defo a false economy buying cheaper cling film.
Lighthouse Posted May 27 Posted May 27 Clingfilm is for pussies, real men just eat everything first time. 1
trousers Posted May 27 Posted May 27 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Clingfilm is for pussies Yep, you can use it for that too.... (So I'm told) Edited May 27 by trousers 1
whelk Posted May 27 Author Posted May 27 Who didn’t think filth when Kathy Bates wrapped herself in clingfilm in Fried Green Tomatoes…?
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted May 28 Posted May 28 "GenZee", "Gen X", "Gen Alpha", "Millennials" etc. Why can't we just refer to 'people in their teens/20s/30s' any more? 2
Turkish Posted May 28 Posted May 28 On 20/05/2025 at 19:36, Patrick Bateman said: "Southampton were relegated as early as Gameweek 31" FFS! When did this crap come in? Gameweek? FK off! Hey buddy! You’re like so out of touch with the English premier soccerball league! this has been a fricking awesome series 24/25 of soccerball. Too sad the Southampton Saints were demoted to the National championship but at least they get to play other great British sides not in the Premier league like Glasgow Celtic hoops and Amsterdams Ajaxes. Your sport of Soccerball is awesome, I cannot wait for game week one in the British championship league. Let’s go Southampton Saints repromotion is ours!! 1
trousers Posted May 28 Posted May 28 3 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: "GenZee", "Gen X", "Gen Alpha", "Millennials" etc. Why can't we just refer to 'people in their teens/20s/30s' any more? Indeed, its a load of old bollocks. Probably the same twats that say 'season' instead of 'series'.
Weston Super Saint Posted May 28 Posted May 28 6 minutes ago, trousers said: Indeed, its a load of old bollocks. Probably the same twats that say 'season' instead of 'series'. As in 'can't wait for the new Championship soccerball series to start'?
trousers Posted May 28 Posted May 28 4 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: As in 'can't wait for the new Championship soccerball series to start'? As in "season 4 of Clarkson's Farm"... It's 'series 4' you f**king imbeciles 2
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted May 28 Posted May 28 (edited) My favourite season is winter. Edit: Huh, turns out I can edit. But if I do, my next post won't make as much sense. What a muddle. Edited May 28 by Stripey McStripe Shirt
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Bollocks. My joke was supposed to say 'my favourite series' but I did it wrong and now I can't edit. I look like a right cock now.
Turkish Posted May 28 Posted May 28 1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said: As in 'can't wait for the new Championship soccerball series to start'? You got it buddy! 1
Whitey Grandad Posted May 29 Posted May 29 10 hours ago, Turkish said: Hey buddy! You’re like so out of touch with the English premier soccerball league! this has been a fricking awesome series 24/25 of soccerball. Too sad the Southampton Saints were demoted to the National championship but at least they get to play other great British sides not in the Premier league like Glasgow Celtic hoops and Amsterdams Ajaxes. Your sport of Soccerball is awesome, I cannot wait for game week one in the British championship league. Let’s go Southampton Saints repromotion is ours!! Please don't. It's far too close to the truth.
Weston Super Saint Posted May 29 Posted May 29 10 hours ago, trousers said: As in "season 4 of Clarkson's Farm"... It's 'series 4' you f**king imbeciles Surely a program about 'farming' would be totally apt if it referred to 'seasons'?
benjii Posted May 31 Posted May 31 Subs running on the pitch when a goal is scored. Yellow card the feckers! 1
Whitey Grandad Posted June 8 Posted June 8 On 07/06/2025 at 13:09, whelk said: People who call a parasol an umbrella To be fair...
egg Posted June 8 Posted June 8 On 07/06/2025 at 13:37, Farmer Saint said: "Bought" v "Brought". Scum of the earth. Yep. "Genuinely" v "Generally" at least as bad. Not even close in meaning. Peasants. 1
whelk Posted June 8 Author Posted June 8 People who don’t put ketchup on the side of the plate. It’s not salt! 1
Holmes_and_Watson Posted June 8 Posted June 8 For those who couldn't care less about such things, as long as it's couldn't...
The Kraken Posted June 8 Posted June 8 1 minute ago, whelk said: People who don’t put ketchup on the side of the plate. It’s not salt! Unless you’re a child there’s only a very limited number of foods that it’s acceptable to have ketchup with. Burger, fries, fish finger sandwich, that’s about it (and the FF sandwich has to have tartare sauce as well). 1
whelk Posted June 8 Author Posted June 8 2 minutes ago, The Kraken said: Unless you’re a child there’s only a very limited number of foods that it’s acceptable to have ketchup with. Burger, fries, fish finger sandwich, that’s about it (and the FF sandwich has to have tartare sauce as well). You sound like my missus. Steak, fish and chips. Tartare sauce is of the devil
Farmer Saint Posted June 8 Posted June 8 1 hour ago, whelk said: Oh and sausage sandwich. But never bacon Brown sauce only...
egg Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Sausage sandwich - brown sauce Bacon Sandwich - ketchup Full English - neither Steak - mustard Yep, I don't understand why either.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Brown sauce for sausage sandwich. Ketchup for bacon sandwich. Salt and vinegar for fish and chips. Proper tea with the above These are the foundations upon which civilisation is built! 1
The Kraken Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Fuck me. Red sauce on a bacon sandwich is absolute sacrilege. Brown sauce fine, in fact to be encouraged. But get the ketchup away ffs. Palates of 8 year olds ffs. 2
egg Posted June 8 Posted June 8 7 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Brown sauce for sausage sandwich. Ketchup for bacon sandwich. Salt and vinegar for fish and chips. Proper tea with the above These are the foundations upon which civilisation is built! A man of my own heart. Ignore Kraken. He hasn't lived. 2
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