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5 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

I imagine the manager taking a sigh, before going up to the old guy in the corner to ask him to stop talking to himself and leering at the bar staff, as it's upsetting the other customers. 

Behind the manager, one of the bar staff tells her colleague about the time the old guy asked her to express milk into his coffee.

The mixed race bar maid rolling her eyes as he walks in, here he goes again and pretends she needs to nip put the back to take a call to avoid serving him 

Posted
Just now, Turkish said:

The mixed race bar maid rolling her eyes as he walks in, here he goes again and pretends she needs to nip put the back to take a call to avoid serving him 

I wonder how many ales in does his inner Derek Vineyard appear.

Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

I wonder how many ales in does his inner Derek Vineyard appear.


I think that side of him has thankfully be left in the past and he now has a more patronising superiority complex style. I asked chat gpt to plot a closet racist/patronising middle class bloke drinking cycle 

3 pints in he starts the patronising - you are welcome here, I love people of colour speech 

4 pints - you’re doing really well you, I admire people like you coming here and working hard etc

5 pints you’re a nice lady for a black woman (reply I’m mixed race) I grew up in London you know and the black people there were mostly alright as well, I don’t remember any of them mugging me

6 pints - gives a £5 tip to send money back home to her family 

7 pints - starts making crass sexual comments about how he finds black women like Beyoncé attractive and is told, think is time you went home 

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, sadoldgit said:

Once again you are displaying your ignorance so there is no point in replying to you. I will say though that you seem to be very keen for it to be blamed on an Islamic terrorist even though there has been absolutely no indication from the police so far that is the case.

As for the hero who saved lives, this is the guy.

https://news.sky.com/story/train-company-lner-extremely-proud-of-rail-worker-in-critical-condition-after-mass-stabbing-as-family-call-him-hero-13463705

Once again you avoid my question. And no mention of Stephen Crean I see also. You are such a Pious scumbag.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Turkish said:

The mixed race bar maid rolling her eyes as he walks in, here he goes again and pretends she needs to nip put the back to take a call to avoid serving him 

And hopes he doesn’t request a pint of milk

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