OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) 14 hours ago, Turkish said: I once got over 30 laughing reactions to a post which not only makes me a football forum record holder but was also possibly the greatest achievement of my life Even that is an exaggeration. The 30 likes are probably an aggregate of a year. Perhaps the Circle could do an XG of likes per your posts. Im sure the ego's would love that new feature. Edited January 10 by OldNick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 14 hours ago, Turkish said: I once got over 30 laughing reactions to a post which not only makes me a football forum record holder but was also possibly the greatest achievement of my life Should be on the banner really. Usual envious dark forces on here clearly preventing it. Haters gonna hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64saint Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) I actually find myself clicking on this thread first before reading anything else, as in the actual football news on here !!!!! Is help available or have I now crossed the line . 🙄🫤 Hey !! It's all good for a laugh and a smile on a dreary January morning.😊 😂😂😂😂 Edited January 10 by 64saint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 30 minutes ago, Turkish said: The greatest trick the CoT ever pulled was convincing the world they did not exist. It does exist, in your mind, I think its a bit like the schoolgirls who giggle behind your back in their little group. Then soon change sides when something better comes along. I think I'm going to start the Sons of the Desert group, a novel idea. PM if you want to join. You will get a badge, instant respect and credibility on Saintsweb, as secret societies have that aura. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 14 hours ago, Turkish said: I once got over 30 laughing reactions to a post which not only makes me a football forum record holder but was also possibly the greatest achievement of my life Im sure you have it framed, are you able to post it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 4 minutes ago, OldNick said: Im sure you have it framed, are you able to post it? framed? I even made one of those create your own news stories about it. Football forum legend in post reaction shocker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 24 minutes ago, OldNick said: It does exist, in your mind, I think its a bit like the schoolgirls who giggle behind your back in their little group. Then soon change sides when something better comes along. I think I'm going to start the Sons of the Desert group, a novel idea. PM if you want to join. You will get a badge, instant respect and credibility on Saintsweb, as secret societies have that aura. The inaugural meeting! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 9 minutes ago, Turkish said: framed? I even made one of those create your own news stories about it. Football forum legend in post reaction shocker. Fantastic, I have dined out on the fact that I have had replies to my posts by a internet poster who claims to have had 30 likes. They sit in awe waiting in expectation as I recount the stories of my jousts with such a internet superstar. Your most humble servant Old Nick 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 9 minutes ago, miserableoldgit said: The inaugural meeting! That is my Californian sect. We are worldwide not a 2 bit group hiding in the shadows, where a trip to Woolston is a big day out 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 16 minutes ago, miserableoldgit said: The inaugural meeting! Ironically we wear fez's to the society events, Im surprised Turkish didnt steal that idea but went for low grade medals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 1 minute ago, OldNick said: That is my Californian sect. We are worldwide not a 2 bit group hiding in the shadows, where a trip to Woolston is a big day out 😁 Wow! I'm in!!!👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 13 hours ago, Matty's Caddy said: I’d love to put a face to this Turkish bloke, ya know, just to confirm….. I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 53 minutes ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp Not quite. His fame is so great that Ross Kemp himself once stated that he looks like Turkish 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 hours ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 didnt know i was being filmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild-saint Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 hours ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp More like Dross Gimp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 hours ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp You do realise that an anagram of Ross Kemp is 'grotesquely ugly', so no doubt right 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 59 minutes ago, OldNick said: You do realise that an anagram of Ross Kemp is 'grotesquely ugly', so no doubt right 😁 If you take out the K and add in L,U & B its Sore Plumbs make of that what you will.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 32 minutes ago, Turkish said: If you take out the K and add in L,U & B its Sore Plumbs make of that what you will.... Is that another one of your clues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 6 hours ago, OldNick said: It does exist, in your mind, I think its a bit like the schoolgirls who giggle behind your back in their little group. Then soon change sides when something better comes along. I think I'm going to start the Sons of the Desert group, a novel idea. PM if you want to join. You will get a badge, instant respect and credibility on Saintsweb, as secret societies have that aura. Further to this, I can now confirm that I TRULY do have now a contact at the club. Will nurture and try and get some snippets, once I have them I will look in the bible or other tome to give you clues. Obviously members of the Sons of the Desert will get the info straight away. Only 3 members at present, but as my info comes to light Im sure more will clamour to join. I may add, it will not be transfer talk but in the squad news/gossip etc . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) 14 minutes ago, OldNick said: Is that another one of your clues? You should know as a Son of Desert. Edited January 10 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: You should know as a Son of Dessert. 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: You should know as a Son of Dessert. Desert dear boy, Desserts are a small pleasure in life Edited January 10 by OldNick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Normally, I'd join any club with low enough admission standards. But getting into the Sons of the Dessert is certainly tempting me to give up on the quality, historical accuracy and integrity of the CoT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast No way! If that comes off! Mind blown! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo1976 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 On 07/01/2024 at 13:31, Farmer Saint said: New rumour, on loan. Don't shoot the messenger... marcus rashford...................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) 10 hours ago, Wade Garrett said: ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast We aren’t signing Kingsley Black or Winston Bogarde. The CoT can quash these rumours. And people say we don’t know what’s going on 🤦 Edited January 11 by Turkish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 14 hours ago, Wade Garrett said: ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast Fair play! You should be up for a Platinum Award for that snippet. Still over two weeks left for it to come off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 The Circle of Trust Notifications January newsletter. Hi, my fellow society members, I hope you all had a good Christmas. January is a quiet month for us, and so you won’t get any updates or any news. In February I’m hoping to give you a report on one of the players dog’s visit to the vets about its distemper. Excitingly, Ive been asked by Eric who goes to the pub and a hive of information, as he knows a taxi driver who once took a player to the dentist, to call him as he has a snippet. Problem is he talks in rhymes and I have no idea what he’s on about. Your leader Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) 19 minutes ago, OldNick said: The Circle of Trust Notifications January newsletter. Hi, my fellow society members, I hope you all had a good Christmas. January is a quiet month for us, and so you won’t get any updates or any news. In February I’m hoping to give you a report on one of the players dog’s visit to the vets about its distemper. Excitingly, Ive been asked by Eric who goes to the pub and a hive of information, as he knows a taxi driver who once took a player to the dentist, to call him as he has a snippet. Problem is he talks in rhymes and I have no idea what he’s on about. Your leader Turkish After setting up a splinter group the Sons of Dessert have failed to come up with any decent ITK information themselves and are now trying to discredit the CoT but creating false newsletters and trying to fool the forum by stealing our identity, when the windows SLAMS SHUT this will happen 22 Many will say to me in that day, Turkish, Turkish, have we not prophesied in thy name of CoT? and in thy name of CoT predicted signings? and in thy name of CoT done many wonderful clues? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. 24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: Edited January 12 by Turkish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 10 minutes ago, Turkish said: After setting up a splinter group the Sons of Dessert have failed to come up with any decent ITK information themselves and are now trying to discredit the CoT but creating false newsletters and trying to fool the forum by stealing our identity, when the windows SLAMS SHUT 22 Many will say to me in that day, Turkish, Turkish, have we not prophesied in thy name of CoT? and in thy name of CoT predicted signings? and in thy name of CoT done many wonderful clues? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. 24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: The SoD's have not yet been able to divulge any of our precious info at present, we adhere strictly to 'walls have ears' and all that but as soon as we can get onto Sky transfer centre newsfeed we will be the font of all knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 minutes ago, OldNick said: The SoD's have not yet been able to divulge any of our precious info at present, we adhere strictly to 'walls have ears' and all that but as soon as we can get onto Sky transfer centre newsfeed we will be the font of all knowledge you are a worker of iniquity, you and the SODs have been exposed. Charlatans and false prophets. As the CoT always warn #bewareoffalseprophets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 On 24/12/2023 at 23:24, Turkish said: And Moses and Aaron gathered the assembly together before the rock; and he said to them, “Hear now, you rebels! Must we bring water for you out of this rock?” Then Moses lifted his hand and struck the rock twice with his rod; and water came out abundantly, and the congregation and their animals drank make of that what you will On 19/12/2023 at 15:19, Turkish said: i was in Dublin last week on business. Coincidence? On 19/12/2023 at 20:19, Turkish said: Just working on the seating plan, not putting CB Fry next to Egg after last times capers. I might be a bit late, just had a very interesting conference call been put into my diary, Irish dial code, make of that what you will. told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 19 minutes ago, Turkish said: told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo That rumour was in the media, but your clues pointed to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Just now, OldNick said: That rumour was in the media, but your clues pointed to him there are lots of rumours in the media Nick, funnily enough the CoT dont comment on them all, i wonder why that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: there are lots of rumours in the media Nick, funnily enough the CoT dont comment on them all, i wonder why that is? Fair point but your clues can point in all directions. It is still good you got the signing of a kid. Just you wait for the SoD's to come to the table. 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 35 minutes ago, Turkish said: told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo 35 minutes ago, Turkish said: told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo On 19/12/2023 at 15:19, Turkish said: 'I was in Dublin last week on business. Coincidence? ' Being in the same country doesn't mean a lot, especially as the lad was 150miles away in Cork. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) 17 minutes ago, OldNick said: On 19/12/2023 at 15:19, Turkish said: 'I was in Dublin last week on business. Coincidence? ' Being in the same country doesn't mean a lot, especially as the lad was 150miles away in Cork. How many football agents are based in Cork? I’ll wait I was in Sweden and Denmark recently too, didn’t mention those places on any transfer thread, why’s that I wonder? Edited January 12 by Turkish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 . I provided a significant clue in the bible quote above and referenced Ireland twice around the same time. A few weeks later we sign an Irish player whose background is an exact match to the clue. yeah it’s all a coincidence and we know fuck all believe what you will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) So far in this window the CoT have Correctly told you we Came second in the race for Carvalho ✅ correct on the O’Brien-Whitmarsh signing ✅ the 100% run continues Edited January 12 by Turkish 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 minutes ago, Turkish said: So far in this window the CoT have Correctly told you we Came second in the race for Carvalho ✅ correct on the O’Brien-Whitmarsh signing ✅ the 100% run continues Another couple of great scoups from the CoT 👏 Based on the group chat, its going to be a very exciting finish to january indeed. That's all I can say for now im afraid. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 I think its time the admins run a poll - Who is on their knee's the most to join the CoT.. Old Nick or always/chapel/tdmicky (whatever account he is using that day). 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 56 minutes ago, Dman said: Another couple of great scoups from the CoT 👏 Based on the group chat, its going to be a very exciting finish to january indeed. That's all I can say for now im afraid. Keep it going guys on the tremendous work you do for all Saintsweb members and like the new word ‘scoup’. I presume it’s a combination of scout and scoop! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Dman said: I think its time the admins run a poll - Who is on their knee's the most to join the CoT.. Old Nick or always/chapel/tdmicky (whatever account he is using that day). Always/Mickey reminds me of the geeky kid at school with his nose pressed up against the window looking in from outside at the cool gang enjoying themselves, desperate to be part of it. But rather than admit rides up to them on his BMX gives them a wanker sign then rides off as quick as his little legs will go 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Dman said: Another couple of great scoups from the CoT 👏 Based on the group chat, its going to be a very exciting finish to january indeed. That's all I can say for now im afraid. We must remember that in these times of being proven right the unbelievers lacking faith will become even more filled with fury. as you say things developing it’s all going off behind the scenes. if the domino’s fall as we hope then we have a VERY exciting 19 days ahead of us before the window SLAMS SHUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, Turkish said: . I provided a significant clue in the bible quote above and referenced Ireland twice around the same time. A few weeks later we sign an Irish player whose background is an exact match to the clue. yeah it’s all a coincidence and we know fuck all believe what you will To be fair I have no knowledge of the bible and any quote would go over my head. You know Im only joshing, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Give it to Ron Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 13 minutes ago, Turkish said: Is that York Minster? They used to have a blind organist called Brooks related to my wife 🙂 Does that make me ITK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Turkish said: Always/Mickey reminds me of the geeky kid at school with his nose pressed up against the window looking in from outside at the cool gang enjoying themselves, desperate to be part of it. But rather than admit rides up to them on his BMX gives them a wanker sign then rides off as quick as his little legs will go The CoT reminds me of a group of geeky school kids, one of which has found a 1970,s lads mag in his dad's shed. Just the chosen few are allowed to see the forbidden fruit that is portrayed within the sticky covers , while the rest of the class are cruelfully left out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 15 minutes ago, Challenger said: The CoT reminds me of a group of geeky school kids, one of which has found a 1970,s lads mag in his dad's shed. Just the chosen few are allowed to see the forbidden fruit that is portrayed within the sticky covers , while the rest of the class are cruelfully left out. you're not left out everything is here for you to see, we share it all. Some chose not to believe, others are followers. Like the great prophets and the son of the almighty we use parables and clues as to what is going on. Fear not child, when the time is right we reveal all in the meantime you must have faith in the CoT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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