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Southampton although most people work that out as I often where a shirt with our crest on it. Even tonight at the garage forecourt whilst paying for my petrol the cashier asked how were Southampton doing (stupid question I know).

 

Nowadays when non saints fans ask me that question, I want to punch their lights out!

In answer to the original question....SALISBURY!

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Got fed up over the years saying Salisbury and getting blank looks, now just say "from near to Stonehenge" at least many Johnny Foreigners have heard of that place.

 

On a related note, down here, that "Where you come from" question is used in a derogatory and racist way by many non local Arab types, especially when they think you have p*ssed them off - say by nicking their parking space.

Using the normal "Ingerland" response usually sets them off on a torrent of racist abuse (yep seriously, we'd get arrested for it in PC land if we did it) so nowadays I just give them the stare and say - Dubai. Always makes them STFU as in most cases I've been here a lot longer than they have

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I always answer that question "Southampton"

 

Here in Austria, I usually get a frown, or a "where", so I follow-up with "Where the Titanitc sailed from"

 

However, on two occasions I got answers that shocked me.

 

The first was the grandmother of my wife (rest in peace). She was about 85 at the time, and she immeidately started going on about listening to WW2 on Nazi radio, and Southampton was the first place she remembers being reported to have been attacked during the Blitz on the radio, the Supermarine factory in Woolston.

 

The other was last summer, from a bloke nearing retirement, who immediately answered "you had a good football team in the 80s", which made me rather sad...

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Winchester, Eastleigh, Hampshire... anywhere but Southampton.

 

Funny about that. I've found myself owning up to Eastleigh more recently. It was generally Southampton in the past,for ease of geographical recognition you understand.

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Mush and Moosh are Gypsy terms. FACT.

Well done all who use them to denote our identities. Com ye chavy chi. and al.

 

Now I thought that Mush was an old abreviation of monsieur... Used a lot because of the merchant navy and the large amount of french sailors here...

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Now I thought that Mush was an old abreviation of monsieur... Used a lot because of the merchant navy and the large amount of french sailors here...

 

Your translation may well have some truth to it of course.

 

I am a 'Man of Kent' born in Deal (a beautiful little town I might add). I grew up in the Medway Towns (Gillingham), historically many Gypsy families (ie Mrs hamster's) settled there as it was a very busy 'turnpike' for people travelling to and from the continent. This is where the term 'pikey' comes from, and it is only in recent times that the term has been used as a derogatory term.

 

There are a lot of other words and phrases still in common use today that herald from the travelling comminities, probably the most common is the word 'Dad', but 'folk' or 'folks' is another, which comes from 'folki' I believe. Chav is a very common one, but again it's been corrupted by um 'chavs' unfortunately. It can be difficult to find info on the gypsy communities not least their language, as it is more a spoken language than a written one, there are a couple of online dictionaries out there but they can be difficult to find. Another couple for you to ponder are 'coi' (sp) and 'doi' (sp), as in "coi ya moia doi" (sp). Listen out for them next time you **** off a Gypsy.

 

A couple of famous Gypsies for you; Bob Hoskins, Yul Brynner, Charlie Chaplin, Michael Caine, David Essex, a woman named Mother Teresa, and a bloke known better as Elvis Presley.

 

Anyway back on track, My old man is a local lad and we moved here in 1980, so when asked where I come from I tend to say Southampton, as it is where I now live. I actually live in 'South Stoneham', which can be hard to find on a lot of maps.

 

Bye for now folki

hamster

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Anyway back on track, My old man is a local lad and we moved here in 1980, so when asked where I come from I tend to say Southampton, as it is where I now live. I actually live in 'South Stoneham', which can be hard to find on a lot of maps.

 

Bye for now folki

hamster

 

Its still Sway-ver- ling, Nipper! I grew up in, what my old dear would call "North Stoneham", i.e off Stoneham Lane next to the BTC. So as not to be associated with those ruffians from the flower estate.

 

Still shout "Come on Swaythling" when I go to watch Eastleigh play, as they stole our local team.

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Its still Sway-ver- ling, Nipper! I grew up in, what my old dear would call "North Stoneham", i.e off Stoneham Lane next to the BTC. So as not to be associated with those ruffians from the flower estate.

 

Still shout "Come on Swaythling" when I go to watch Eastleigh play, as they stole our local team.

 

Not wishing to imply that your Mum was not correct, but most people, even those who live in the area call it North Stoneham or even just Stoneham. However; I am pretty sure that South Stoneham was pre Swaythling. and there are references to it on some very old maps. Again, I streess that your Mum is probably correct for recent times, I am going back a bit further. http://www.westendlhs.hampshire.org.uk/westend/

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Always Southampton, where I now live was born actualy in Basingstoke and no one would admit to being from there!

 

damn right, i too was unfortunately born in Basingstoke. Although having lived in Cheltenham for almost 8 years i am now "from" Cheltenham.

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Nowadays I say "Southampton it's in the South of England"..ahh Oui is usual reply..

 

I told some Americans I met on holiday that I came from the place that the Mayflower sailed from and they said "Oh, Plymouth." (except they pronounced it Pliemouth).

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Its still Sway-ver- ling, Nipper! I grew up in, what my old dear would call "North Stoneham", i.e off Stoneham Lane next to the BTC. So as not to be associated with those ruffians from the flower estate.

 

Still shout "Come on Swaythling" when I go to watch Eastleigh play, as they stole our local team.

 

I lived, as a child, for many years in North Stoneham, on the Bird Aviary. Our address was always given out as North Stoneham, Eastleigh. Our local (about 400 yards from home) was The Cricketers. The Echo now consistently tries to tell us that North Stoneham has disappeared and that the Cricketers is actually in Chandlers Ford!

 

So much for it being a 'local' newspaper.

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I say Southampton, despite never having lived there in my life.

 

LOL. I always say "Southampton" and then "well near it" - I mean nobody's going to admit to being brought up in Fareham are they and nobody outside Hampshire has heard of it (thank god).

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Its still Sway-ver- ling, Nipper! I grew up in, what my old dear would call "North Stoneham", i.e off Stoneham Lane next to the BTC. So as not to be associated with those ruffians from the flower estate.

 

If you go back far enough, I am one of the ruffians from the flower estate, so be careful ;)

 

When asked where I am from it is always Lancashire first, England second, Britain third. If however, it is apparent the implied meaning is 'where were you born?", then of course it is the Royal South Hants Hospital, Southampton. :)

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Well, me Dad came from Spike Island, Eastleigh, and me Mum from Nutbeem Road but I was born upt'North near Lunnon.

 

I'm quite familiar with South Stoneham though, as I was in hall of residence there many years ago.

 

My current reply is to say I'm from the south of England on the coast. Italians always then say 'Dover?', and it's only then I get more specific...

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Well, me Dad came from Spike Island, Eastleigh, and me Mum from Nutbeem Road but I was born upt'North near Lunnon.

 

I'm quite familiar with South Stoneham though, as I was in hall of residence there many years ago.

 

My current reply is to say I'm from the south of England on the coast. Italians always then say 'Dover?', and it's only then I get more specific...

 

You're an honorary Eastleigh Girl then!

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I tell them Southampton, then when they ask where's that I say it's just outside Eastleigh.:---)

 

That works well in germany.

 

"Ich kommen auch Eastleigh mein freund. Yah, Eastliegh, das home of das Spitfire" "Yes that ****ing Eastleigh, now where's that Egg McMuffin I ordered 10 minutes ago Mr Kraftwerk? What sort of way is this to run a country?"

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