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Just imagine the half time mood at Carrow Road. Caaaaahmm on! Let's be 'aving you.

If that's true we have to get a new centre forward in next week. No excuses. Time to splash the cash Markus!

Pretty good so far. Harding, Morgan and Murty all looking good. But get Gillet on soon please. And big thanks to Martini for the Bet365 link. Quality mush.

Can anyone tell me which channel is showing the 5-0 demolition of Millwall in Asia? Is it Star? ESPN? Thanks.

You may be on to something here you know - if you ask me I think that as long as we can't persuade good CCC players to believe that that it is worth it to make the drop to League One when they have just a few years left (of course I am talking about a short career) then others hear about it on the grapevine. And that makes it far harder to recruit new talent. If you were asked to drop a division and you know that others won't do so then I for one can certainly see why people hesitate. That would certainly be the case for me. You've got to be Human in this League.

I officially nominate 'why's he called fish?' to replace 'has skacel signed yet?' as the comedy question of choice on this forum. Why is he called Fish anyway? And where's Rudi?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_5475267,00.html Oh I do hope so. Whoever wrote that "the skilful wide-man impressed during his loan spells away from Anfield" is either taking the p1ss or is on drugs.

If they both sign then Murty-Jaidi-Perry-Harding wipes the floor with any back four we put out last season in the Fizzy IMO. Good stuff. Now for Ricky Lambert or Fernando Torres.

I hope the team for Millwall is Kelvin Murty-MysteryNewSigning-Perry-Harding Lallana-Gillet-Morgan-Fish Rasiak-MysteryNewSigning Although it could be Thomson on the right with Lallana pushed up behind MysteryNewSigning up front with Rasiak offski. Bench: Bart, James, Patterson + take your pick (Thomas if fit).

Leeds probably hoped it was two seasons to get out of this division too. Won't be easy, but I'm still hoping Pards has quietly been given a 5-7 million quid budget to spend on players (plus whatever he can make on sales) and that we can be top ten in with a shout of the play-offs with five games to go. Mind you, I convinced myself we'd finish top ten with an outside chance of the play-offs last summer too. So I'd best keep taking the pills. Come on Pards - 1 x quality of each of the following: right back; no nonsense centre back; box-to-box goalscoring midfielder; wide player with a decent cross; lightning fast striker. Oh, and get Morgan and Lallana playing to their full potential. Not too much to ask is it?

Really good interview - we aim to get somewhere towards the middle of the table by Christmas and then try to push on from there. No promises, realistic stuff - and what he's heard from the fans over the past week sums up the problems he can already see himself. So we're not as stupid as we think we are.

Listening to his interview on Saints TV he seems to know what the problems are already. Lack of passion, lack of fight, and in some areas lack of quality. He's not going to come out and say I've got big bucks to spend and I'm looking to buy six players, is he? But when he says there'll be some movement I think we can believe him.

+1. Wotte a load of utter nonsense.

LOL - we're playing the academy side, it's boys against men, where's the experience.... Hand break on, skid violently, end up facing other direction.... They're all too old, it's like Dad's Army out there, chuck the young'uns on FFS. Who would you rather have alongside Gillett - Holland or Wotton?

This is good compared to last year's 'we will walk it' hysteria. Low expectations based on current squad. Good because a) I've seen a few League One games in the last couple of years and some of the teams are shocking. A fully fit team including Rasiak, Saga, Gillett, James, Davis, Lallana could do some real damage b) I think your demand for several new players coming in will be met anyway and c) Pulis isn't going to get anywhere near the first team this year

For a fan- base that spends days on end abusing the blue few, and has 'Yellows' as its away song of choice, this kit is just too ****ing blue. Loved the inverted version photoshopped earlier though! COYY

Poyet would be good. But my vote's with Coppell. Or perhaps - but may not be realistic - Stuart Pearce.

I'm the best fan on this site and if anyone disagrees with me I'll see you after school behind the bike sheds. 'Ave it.

To the tune of My old man's a dustman... Ohhhhhhhh His name is Markus Liebherr, And he's from Switzerland, When we buy Ronaldo We'll pay cash in hand. We're richer than United We still love Matt Le God But look at poor old Pompey Stuck in Fratton ****ing cod. Ohhhhhh etc etc

No he stayed on because it's arguably the best job he's ever going to have in football. Respect for the way he's handled himself over the last few weeks, but that doesn't make him a good manager. The new owners have bigger better plans.

Hehehehe. Sorry. Just trying to get my post count up.

Let it go boys. Most of us have moved on, why can't you? Let's talk about something else. Oh I know. Football.

I feel like someone has just lifted an enormous lead weight off my back. I'm still stunned at how stressful this has all been, and I currently live thousands of miles away from Southampton. I think I'll go home, crack open a few beers, and cry like a baby. Get in!!!!!!!!

A Swiss role for MLT? And there was me thinking he still needed to lose a few pounds.

Maybe Wotte's been told he's just keeping the seat warm for Steve Coppell to take over as manager once the Swiss/Austrian/Pinnacle/Whacko/Mystery/RodStewart consortium takes over. So he thought he'd impress the new boss by going for Murthy. Good Plan, Amshterdamm.