CB Fry

We are signing a centre back.

Let's do a sweepstake for each minute of the match so we can all do something to commemorate something for the entire game. Bagsy my dead dad for minute 11. Big SFC fans and would mean a lot to our family so definitely 30k strangers should be obliged to chant his name for a minute at Wembley. 83rd minute for Bobby Stokes, everyone clapping the linesman for a whole minute. 85th minute for Ted Bates. Minutes silence. 5th minute for the Ted Bates statue, marking the days it was up before Leon stepped in. Chant "pull it down pull it down, pull it down" for a full minute. 49th minute for Nicola Cortese, marking his height in inches. Doesn't matter if you stand or sit for this bit because no one will be quite sure anyway. 13th minute for Paul Sturrock, marking his matches in charge. Everyone spills a bit of tea or any food they have down their front. There's a lot of minutes to fill if we are going to do this match justice.

Bang on the money as usual.

Or Forster. Or anyone at all. I think we should keep the entire first choice 16 in some kind of oxygen tank until February 25th. We've learnt before that even getting salad cream out of a cupboard is an injury risk so those guys shouldn't be allowed to do anything. Feed them through a drip.

We're blatantly not going to be buying a goalkeeper in this window.

Says every fan of every club, everywhere, forever.

A embarrassful disgracement.

Yes we will. We'll see us not in any sort of relegation battle.

I suppose the good news is that is actually the end of rotation for the season. From here on in we should be playing our strongest side for every single match now, right? Right guys? Guys?

It's not the FA doing that.

If we don't beat Swansea now, we will forever have to wonder what was the point of this? Even if we do, still stupid. Utterly ridiculous Claude.

What facial expression would you like him to have which wouldn't set you off on one?

Sims doing a lovely little audition for Wenger tonight. Hands off until Summer 2018, Arsene.

Are you really asking that question?

I think we will definitely lose this.

I think we will definitely win this.

Our second favourite Tis has done the business.

**logs off Kodi***

Long way to go for Wycombe. Dangerous scoreline, that 2-0, or something.

Isgrove - really??!!

I was sold the minute I saw his Heading, Stamina and Perspicacity stats on FIFA 17 or whatever.

Unfortunately the most Claude Puel thing we could do is maintain the record including the final and still not win the flippin' cup. But once we get Gabbiadini in, it's goals goals goals so should be fine.

I can see the headline in the Daily Mail already.

Yes.

If you don't agree sometimes it's best to try and say nothing.