CB Fry

Good news. Hopefully we buy another striker too - or Osvaldo magically turns into a SFC legend next season. I expect the former.

16 in over 60 games over two seasons for a front line poacher does not suggest that much of a knack.

He tweeted about being back in training the other day. A right keeno. He would love to play for us again. He's not going to get Premier league football with anyone else.

Rant rant rant rant absolute disgrace Roy picked Sterling ahead of Super Saint Lallana rant rant.....rant rant Judas Lallana won't get a game at Liverpool ahead of the likes of, errrr, Sterling rant rant rant...and so on.

Suarez is only leaving because he no longer believes in the ambition and vision of Liverpool Football Club or something.

He's been given plenty of chances in the Championship and has been found severely wanting over the last two years. Shouldn't be anywhere near our squad.

So what if they are looking for a left back. They obviously didn't want Shaw (or weren't prepared to pay the silly money MU did).

Watched the video and listened to the solent interview. (Enough about Suarez already..) Got to say I think RK is great - comes across well but with just enough in there to suggest he won't be taking any sh it whatsoever from any players. I am sure Lovren and Ossies will both go but not until the pair of them have the balls to turn up at the training ground. I think we are in good hands and he will build bare minimum a solid mid table side next season.

I can see us going for both. With it being likely that one of the two may well not be up to it. (and one of them being up to it)

So, "second album syndrome" when I've been on this forum and its predecessors doing the same kind of stuff for years. A proud record, no doubt. But a typically pi ss weak analogy from our pet conspiro-idiot. Just flailing about and never landing. Anyway, that's the transfer thread ruined.

Well there are loads of them on your brilliant 9/11 "resource" forum but clearly to a standard of intelligence I could never reach. Just beyond me. So I might just have to stick to relentlessly mocking thick cu nts like you for sport instead.

I do quite enjoy taking on the idiots on the forum, yes.

Why do people always think we are going to unveil a new signing at a pre scheduled press conference, I don't think we have ever done this. Today's press conference will be a press conference with the manager.

Does on mine. True story.

This has the potential to be the most rib tickling routine you've ever come up with. Stick with it for the next four or five years and I reckon the entire forum will agree you truly are the funniest man on the Internet.

Do your Hoddle routine.

The only reason Tadic has joined us is because of deep disillusionment with the vision and ambition of Twente.

Please can I be the first to fabricate the fee were are demanding? - I'm going to say we have been told that we want not a penny less than forty million. I can then get absolutely furious about the club not achieving said made up fee, and I can get all arsey pretending the club said they were definitely going to hold out for that fee so are a bunch of gutless liars. I think that's how it works, right?

Yeah, good point. Getting promoted from League one is the preserve of the uber rich mega clubs like Yeovil, Brentford and Rotherham. We'd probably still be there now.

Oh he am so funny everyone.

Far rather have this guy than Pelle. (And I know precisely the same amount about both players - eff all).

Always worth making the distinction - he didn't save us but his money did turn us into a Premier League club quicker than would otherwise have happened. He saved us from many years of Championship level drudgery, like Derby or Forest. Absolutely no way should we change the names of the stands, they're good now.

White with red pinstripes?

Good work Saints.

No. Liverpool wanted to buy him and he wanted to go. That's what "happened next".