Killers Knee

Would absolutely love for either him or Sampioli to take the reigns, one can only hope Les is on the case.

Allow them to join Everton in return of £5m compensation each.

We know Everton have £150m transfer kitty, our cheapest player must be £30m

Idrissa Gueye - very much a player in the mould of Wanyama, needs a little refinement.

Idrissa Gueye - talented DM, fantastic stats Niklas Sule - great signing, highly prized Davy Klaassen - skilled pacy AM Islam Slimani - 8th top scorer in europe 2016 Think we could get the above for £70m

I wonder how Koeman is reacting to the news that he psychologically broke LVG?

Matter of time before Theo scores, we need a couple more goals before he does Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Get a divorce and new outlaws Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Never expected us to beat a Pochettino team Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

He's another Gaston Ramirez but without the flair Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

¨ I think we we are heading to our level, we will find it after the sales of Pelle, Tadic, Mane, Wanyama & Van Dijk.

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Ah, that timeless expression of the Nonce Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Kelvin fluffed kick led to that

vardy, c==t

someone needs to stop Dyer being able to run so fast

I'm sure we have the nutritionists and scientists on the payroll to not need steroids

True, looks like he's packing an extra 10kg of muscle as well

Kelvin still has a clean sheet (just) Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Mane should get booked early every game, a better player when not going down easy. VVD is way better than i expected, Soares and Bertrand were flawless, Pelle and Wanyama back to their best and JWP and Davies staking their claims successfully. A full team display with nobody putting in a poor performance.

Timothy Castagne, RB

He's on.....

1. Bolt 3 Nimitz Class Aircraft carriers together 2. Build 80k seater Stadium on her flight decks 3. 2 hours before KO she departs for international waters 4. Drink in seat at duty free prices all match 5. No early leavers

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1. Open Southampton Academies in every nation in the world. 2. Half time entertainment should be Gladiatorial battles to the death by selfie stick users. 3. Build a tunnel to mainland Europe and operate a Maglev train to the stadium. 4. Decorate concourse to upstage the Chateaux de Versailles. 5. Kit designed and made by Anderson & Sheppard Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk