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My gran's a bit past it, as in deceased but she did train with Fulwood Barracks Women's team in 1916..

Again! I'm not putting the score down though!

Long!

Made by a ball from Gaston to Juanmi..

Long! 5

Mane off, Gaston on

Bertrand coming on for Targett

J-Rod to take and scores

Penalty!

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Interesting comment about Juanmi - Koeman was asked why he hasn't played and said he was struggling with the physicality of the Premier League. Hence the protein drinks and gym, it would appear.

Saints fans sound in good voice..

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Rodrigues, for those not listening

Wey Hey!

Thank you sir for a great laugh! All those bodies running backwards and forwards in the box too, all to no avail. If they want a more reliable corner taker I can recommend Laura from my team.:-)

Hypo hasn't learnt that when you're in a hole you stop digging. I don't think he meant to make me laugh... with incredulity.

Oooh, an ace! Mind you, he's right sometimes...

Please don't apologise, the page above is pure primary school. In a way going down with cramp will bring him up short a bit, although I'm sure he already realises he has to raise his game physically. When he's eventually in a more stable, first choice defence will be a better time to judge him. You'd think, judging by some posters, that we were absolutely abysmal yet we scored two good goals and nearly two more. One of their's we absolutely gifted, and for all our sitting back it wasn't just our choice: MU have some very talented players as their third goal showed.

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..and about his rivalry with van Gaal, with the media trying to play up the conflict..

Christ! Can't we get on to One Song to The Tune of Another? Or a Kazoo and Swanee Whistle duet. I'll take the whistle, obvs.

I think the word 'vacuous' springs to mind.. A touch of the Portsmouth Dockyard League about him.

I'm not even sure what league H&W are, so I'll just say 'way down the football pyramid'..

In div 2 I imagine the brown envelopes are quite small?