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NYC subway operatives charmingly refer to such incidents as 'platform pizza'; I suppose black humour is as good a coping mechanism as any...

Tiredness after midweek trip/game?

Disinterested = not having a stake or vested interest in something Uninterested = not being interested in something

Fulham probably don't; QPR would probably be more worried by this idea though... ;-)

Disinterest = lack of stake in something; having no vested interest Uninterested / lack of interest = not caring about sth; not being interested in it. HTH

He will be playing. And so will Adrian Heath. Whom I shall also boo.

Turkish are you retired or unemployed? Just wondering, because you seem to spend most of your 3 score years and 10 posting on here.

We are not playing sufficiently well, true, but to suggest that Man C, Arsenal, Man U et al are only where they are because they beat us is laughable at best. Presumably they didn't require any further points to reach such lofty positions? Either that or there's a level of sarcasm to your post which is lost in cyberspace.

V true. Lots of fans v unhappy about it. Steward took notes after one person hit by the bottle. Boruc didn't do himself any favours with what appeared to be sarcastic clapping.

Ta. Didn't know that. Makes sense now.

Why did Simon Peach tweet about Lee warming up if the guy isn't even on the bench?

Saint_Clark had one on the match thread earlier

No Petric either.

I still find it interesting that Gaston, if you look at his tweet, has put the text from the Uruguay national site in inverted commas. Why do that? Why not just announce it yourself? Either way the cat's out of the bag so that's not an issue. My only other inkling is that he is making a point, almost as if to say 'don't believe this'. Still think it is very odd.

Presumably they mean chez nous....am sure I was at the Cottage when we lost 1-0 in our last season in the Prem...

Thanks - just had a look at it. It's from the Uruguay national site but doesn't seem to have a date. Strange. Mentions upcoming games v Argentina and Bolivia. Does that make it current?

BTW, isn't a simple bruise also a form of haematoma?

Why does he refer to himself in the third person if it's his Twitter account?

At least we didn't have Chris Woods in goal and at least we didn't lose 7-1. Still traumatised by that visit to Goodison. Reasons to be cheerful!

Incoming irony alert, obvious to every human on the planet....bar one.

For the love of....

Wednesday supporting work colleague says the Owls are 'awful' and fears for them tonight. Kiss of death, then.....

Having seen Gazza play a number of times last season, I can say that your Gills supporting friend is spot on.

Wonderful! We can now be friends again. Xxx :-)

Sense of humour's fine, but thanks for your concern. Perhaps you could use one of the internet's wonderful emoticons next time you try irony? Would enable my fab sense of humour to connect with your fab comedy. Ta love.