Doctoroncall

This is the sort of training ground development we need.

I thought you might think this.

Unless you are a freak - big hands, tall, short etc. go for some second hand set of steel cavity back clubs that are reasonably cheap. otherwise it maybe better to go for something more fitted - go to your pro first. Don't worry about drivers, get your swing established. I started off with a half set, all I could afford and some group lessons. Also remember putting is half the game!

If the silver surfer and iron man team up they would be alloys. A man was in a hot-air balloon. Soon he found himself lost with nothing but green fields for as far as the eye could see. Eventually, he happened to float over a man who was walking his dog. He leaned over the basket and yelled out, "Hello! Where am I?" The man on the ground replied, "You're about 20 feet above the ground in a hot- air balloon." The balloonist cursed him and shouted back, "You must be a statistician." "Why do you say that?" asked the man on the ground. "Well," shouted the balloonist, "You're absolutely correct but your answer was completely useless." "Oh I see," replied the walker, "And you must be a manager." "Actually, you're right," said the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the walker, "First you were lost. Then, after working out what information you needed to sort yourself out, you asked someone else to get it for you. Now, that you have the information, you're still lost, but it's someone else's fault."

Yep... Why is six afraid of seven... Because 7, 8, 9!

So Schrodinger and Heisenberg are driving down the road, and Heisenberg says: Hey, I think you just ran over a cat. And Schrodinger says: Is he dead? And Heisenberg says, I can't be certain. Heisenberg - famous for his uncertainty 'principle' in quantum mechanics in 1927. the uncertainty principle (for position and momentum) states that one cannot assign exact simultaneous values to the position and momentum of a physical system. Rather, these quantities can only be determined with some characteristic ‘uncertainties’ that cannot become arbitrarily small simultaneously. Schrödinger's cat, the famous thought experiment that illustrates the paradox of quantum mechanics when applied to everyday objects.

Away fixtures in order: West Ham West Brom QPR 17/11 Liverpool Chelsea Fulham Stoke 29/12 Aston Villa Man United Wigan Newcastle Norwich 09/03 Reading 06/04 Swansea Spurs Sunderland 12/05

Why isn't base-12 funny? Because 9, 10, 11.

Would have been well chuffed with Hangaland, club captain and linch pin of Fulham's defence. Considering he was the focus of an Arsenal of £12m bid which was rebuffed a few seasons ago. How much do you think he would have come here for (assuming he wanted to move)? Like Adrain said experience for the sake of experience is not what is wanted. As for the team, they need to learn quickly that all the players have defensive duties when the team don't have the ball and need to work as a unit of when to press and not. We missed Schneiderlin on Saturday with his running and interceptions but the team cannot rely on one player.

You can see the unbiased reporting on one of the most respected investigational journalists shine through. A thoroughly enjoyable read! Onward to -10 points and a fan base of around 10k with a master tactician at the helm that managed to get the team to win at home against lowly S****horpe in the last few minutes of the game.

There's a new exam paper question... If a 30 year old maths teacher takes a 15 year old pupil 120 miles to France at an average speed of 40mph, how many years will he be in prison?

Come on Delldays you're been banging on about attendences for weeks. Surely you must know that it's not that that makes them the best!

From the link posted by Trousers was this quote about the Trust teaming up Portpin: ‘We would potentially be looking at a two per cent stake in the club for £2m. It would be a waste of supporters’ money because we would have very little power over the club.’ So Portpin values the club at £100m???

Over 2,100 now... 2111 a particular favourite.

So, he might not be Callum Adams, staying in Stevenage, but someone else who you have their mobile number and IP address and is staying in Wales with your £150. Is that sum of it? If only you could get hold of a satellite to pin point the signal, if that's to difficult let us know his number and we all could ring him up and tell him he'll go to hell if he doesn't give you the "object" or his money back.

A bacteria walks into the bar, bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria." The bacteria say, "Don't worry, I work here... I'm staph."

A redditor Searches for jokes about superstrings, but only finds a bunch of long threads. BAM!

Heisenberg was a terrible lover. When ever he had the right position he never have the right speed, whenever he had the energy he never had the time.

It doesn't. The system is to take account of the deficiencies in personal that we have in having shorter defenders/ not good headers of the ball. The system is only as effective as the execution to reduce the likelihood of a goal. It also means having men in place for outlets to keep possession or the defence pushes out quickly to reduce the risk of opposition players able to get into a decent scoring position. The defenders still need to move towards the ball in their zone - that is, can not to be static ball watchers and be reactive.

Quality over quantity any day of the week on this thread ;-) It would be interesting to see the percentage of posts against total posts, I think Rallyboy would win that one.

Especially when you look at the players they were talking to, or were they trying to dupe them into signing something that wasn't? It's like house hunting and I can only afford to rent a 2 bed flat but I tell the estate agent I'm interested in buying a 3 bed semi. It's not going to work.

We need the twitter folks to start asking questions to the agents and footy journos, then we'll know for sure.

Most certainly this. Let's see what happens in the league games and if any injuries occur but this could be a great opportunity for the team/squad to succeed.

From the limited amount of info I'd agree it makes sense to get him out of the building and promote a youngster if appropriate. But unfortunately I don't know all the relevant information and he can't be too unhappy if he hasn't forced the issue if he really does want to play footy.

Depends on his wages and what his pay-out would be since he hasn't (i assume) asked for a transfer, so cannot be to unhappy about it. I wouldn't imagine a club like Yeovil would want to pay a fee. I don't think there any winners in this situation.