St Chalet

Reminds me of when Le Tiss was in a Twitter war with Carlton Palmer, said he was the only bloke he played with who could trap a ball further than he could kick it.

I heard Spurs from someone very well placed at another London club. Maybe things some things have changed now. Hope so, as I'd be delighted to proved wrong - Bertrand is a top defender and adds great weight to our attacking game.

Fixed it for you

Ironically he didn't actually report the post. Therefore I assume he was content to leave it published. However, it was fecking boring off topic cock waving all round - so I deleted it all.

Please get back to discussing Post EU - The Way Forward. If you want to go legal on each other please do so.

Happy 8th Anniversary Nutjobs, the thread that just keeps giving.

Pen and Tella, they have missed a trick at the media department.

£12-15m for our 4th choice striker is great business.

Good news.

Suspect he won't mention us funding an invalid for two years.

50% first sentence, 100% second one #adioskiko

Not since Cortese left. https://m.imgur.com/kayM4dU

Wix.com

Just going to stick and bump this excellent work to save folk trouble of researching the contracts...

Club softening us up to sell to Chelsea for circa £60-65m I suspect.

Tadic is the worst of the worst. A supremely talented footballer who through sheer laziness and arrogance continually fails to deliver.

They are still players for us. HTH.

Klopp, he won the race to manage Van Dijk

The bonus if he does leave is maybe his Dad will STFU moaning about us.

May sticky this.

Top top lad. Congratulations Davo.

Clasie never let us down last year. Epic performance and goal against WBA only to be dropped by Puel. He did more to justify a go than a few others.

I suspect they will get somewhere between £100m and £35m

Rolex Daytona appears to be the stock watch for Prem footballers.