The Cat

There are parent and child spaces. I don't believe they are gender specific though, and they aren't pink.

Didn't you know that social distancing doesn't apply if you are within a 10 metre radius of a Union Jack?

Belarus don't really seem bothered. They even started their football season during the middle of a worldwide pandemic. Brazil's president seems like a bit of a lunatic so it's no surprise they're coming out of it quite badly. What annoys me about our approach is the missed opportunities. Depleted stockpiles of PPE, the half baked message to stop going out, allowing a weekend of huge events to happen, not gearing up to carry out a lot more tests earlier. We knew what was coming but sat on our hands for too long. Even now we hear today that they never meant for fast food places to close. Well if that was the case then why not tell them earlier? Stay at home, save lives (but only if you can work from home, and if you do stay open you can circumnavigate social distancing rules under the guidance anyway so it doesn't matter) We've had a lockdown that wasn't really a proper lockdown with vague instructions. None of this has been implemented in a strong, concise way. The Government has completely failed us, preferring to brief the press on their intentions rather than just come out and tell the public.

What was the name of the guy who used to turn up straight from work wearing his postman's uniform and bag? Was always in the Archers by himself shouting complete random nonsense.

Putting the woman in charge of track and trace who previously was responsible for a massive data breach at Talk Talk and is also married to a Tory MP isn't a great look.

The new issue of Private Eye makes for very interesting reading. They mention the 30% false negative issue amongst a host of others. This is compounded by a large number of the tests being carried out by people themselves rather than doctors or nurses which increases the chances of not getting a good sample.

Sad that the Nuffield has gone into administration, hopefully they will find a way to save it. Southampton needs that place.

Interesting that he chose Southampton for the piece. I noticed it's titled "Praying for Saints" so could be because it also relates to the football club nickname.

The end of that season was amazing, don't forget we were robbed at Leicester too as their goal was a foul and we should have had a blatant penalty. The 2-0 loss at Bournemouth was annoying though.

A few leagues resuming soon (and let's not forget that Belarus and Tajikistan have been carrying on regardless) K League on 8th May Bundesliga on 15th May Czech, Portugal and Poland before the end of the month.

1GB data a month in 2005 would have been worth more than Kevin Phillips wage packet!

Parking in general annoys me. I worked in a shop with a bus stop right outside and people would park there, then spend 10 minutes shopping and wonder why the bus drivers got annoyed. There was a free short stay car park about 30 seconds walk away but they were too lazy to use it!! I used to love it when traffic wardens slapped a ticket on their windscreen while they were being served.

Saints first goal in the Premier League?

I really miss going to games, seeing mates, having a few drinks etc. This isn't just to do with Saints though. It's all football. Most weekends I'd be watching 3 games whether that be Saints, Sholing or my son playing for Schoolboys and his Tyro team. I just want to be stood next to a football pitch watching a match.

Jonno Quick needs to be included in this list.

The fact 100 yards is mentioned suggests it's someone from ages ago because why would anyone vaguely modern have speed recorded in anything other than metres?

Is it a full back?

In case anyone is reading this now he's still adding content to the twitter thread so it may be worth waiting a while until it's finished. Although it seems quite grim reading so you may not want to carry on!

From 2018/19. This guy does some brilliant analysis on Twitter. Well worth a read.

They really should offer refunds. I expect they'll try and carry it over and offer discounts on renewals. Anyone brave enough with our home form to buy a half season ticket is well out of pocket.

Harrison Eke was previously unknown to me, which is surprising because his profile has him playing from 1913-1994. Haha.

If you want to go down that road, South Korea has a similar population to England and Seoul is a much more densely populated city than London. They've had far fewer deaths.

Haha. 2 World Wars, 1 World Cup and the Continental Coronavirus Champions.

Reckon it's one of those academy players from the 90's who played a couple of games then disappeared. Christer Warren?

Patrick Colleter?